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[FrancineCansMcGee]

Blatant disinformation about how cross sex hormones affect people, brought to you by Tumblrinos and a doctor that is certainly a tranny too if this conversation actually happened

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It's maximally informed consent when you have someone sign a form at the same time as telling them the stuff on it isn't true.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

How many days until this troon starts shooting women because he's not getting 10-15 (NOT CREEPY!) messages a day validating him?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/btkx9

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I hate that cis girls gets guys attention while I a trans girl don't it makes me very very envious and angry.. (self.StraightTransGirls)
submitted 1 day ago by aerissx
I also want 10-15 guys to appreciate my existence daily... I also want my dm to be filled with men (not in a creepy way) who wanna be with me... I also want to show attitude to guys.. I also want to feel special... This is like a dream no men would want to be with me.. I wish I was normal..

This troon also claims to have schizophrenia, DID, bipolar disorder, "and more"

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/765gN

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This is going to be the most wierd thing I'm making a post aboutVenting (self.MtF)
submitted 1 day ago * by aerissx
So I have extremely bad habit of overthinking and mixed with dysphoria it's ruining my brain and thoughts anyways so I've been thinking about this a lot lately like a lot..
Here it is...
"What if a different sperm cell fertilized the egg insted of the sperm cell that will result in the formation of me in the future."
As there are millions of sperms cells so let's consider atleast half of them 50k atleast are x cells so there was 50% chance that a female would born instead of me a "Male" I mean 50k different potential female lives were wasted on me I feel so sad like ik that person/persons wouldn't be me exactly but she'll be a sibling of me and given that same events happen in her life she'll be very much like me and if we consider soul who knows it would be me completely just right gender and sex... I keep thinking about all the different scenarios and how her/my life would've been so easier and happy.. I/she would've make my parents proud. I/she would've a bf and all good things. I/she would even experience periods have a normal girl childhood and have kids and all.. it gives me so much anxiety, envy and make me extremely claustrophobic like my body is my prison.. idk I wish at that time it was x chromosome that fertilized the egg (because of this not happening is the only reason of my suffering) and I should stop existing in this miserable form ik I'm being very irrational and delusional and wierdo here but Why do I have to suffer? It's not fair in any sense I didn't ask to be born let alone this way and suffer so much hate.. I can't gobble this fact up
This type of post won't get much engagement but I feel like putting this on internet and share this with atleast someone instead of these thoughts killing me silently
And if this post gives vibes of a mentally ill person then I'm literally Ill I've schizophrenia, did, bipolar and more I haven't seen sun in a month I'm losing my sanity uhhhhhgh it's so frustrating my dysphoria is literally slipping out of my control so much anger and frustration my eyes are literally red rn I'm tired of living in fear and sadness I don't want to be a bad person I just want to enjoy a normal girl life.. why can't I have that luxury.. whyy? Why am I being punished like this tbh this makes me wanna make others life bad too I can't tolerate this injustice anymore I fear killing myself
so yea if u got any advice to share feel free to I would really appreciate that and thank u for reading my wierd venting this far I really regret my life

In other news, the daily "I'm gonna kill myself unless I can get my dick cut off so I can stick a piece of plastic into a gaping flesh wound for the rest of my life" post:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ATtMP

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Running out of money to fund my SRS prep after wasting time on redundant areas...Help (self.MtF)

(In advance, sorry if this sounds incoherent, I'm just looking to get any sort of help)
I'm scared to death my SRS in November is going to get postponed.
I have started elektrolysis down there in December, and thought we were doing well. But it turned out my last visit before today that they were doing areas that weren't at all necessary. I told them I needed it for SRS, but they said they knew what area needed to be done. Well not then.
I have had 3 sessions before today of each four hours (they cost me 500 euros each, as a broke student). Today I asked if we could maybe also do a little bit of facial hair, and that took over 3 hours, hardly time left for downstairs. Again money wasted it feels, and as a nearly broke student with no job, my funds are nearly running out...
I left the clinic and just broke down crying in the middle of the street. It's all going to crash down before November right? All that waiting for nothing...
I swear, I'm killing myself if I can't get SRS by November.

 

[remiem]

Blatant disinformation about how cross sex hormones affect people, brought to you by Tumblrinos and a doctor that is certainly a tranny too if this conversation actually happened

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Life becomes much easier when you take anything posted on most social media as heavily embellished creative writing to self soothe. OP is typical 'creative type' I'm not like other people, but like everyone on tumblr and it's slowly killing me inside that I'm not as special as I though so I collect identities in an attempt to re-cultivate that specialness, He/Him, parroting the talking points.

I doubt any doctor would ever do this because those forms are basically contracts? If you went through and changed things willy nilly because you felt like it or thought you knew better on a contract, that'd likely render it void and opens you up to much larger legal liability. It was probably that a doctor just monotonely reading it out to them, signing off they understood what was said, and they got scared so invented this scenario and posted it to their tumblr for the validation and soothing of their fear.

 

[Geraldine]

I also want 10-15 guys to appreciate my existence daily

Talk about unrealistic expectations. Who gets this?
Star entertainers with fan mail maybe? OF girls?

Also I'm wondering what feeling valid means.
I suppose my ignorance proves cis privilege?

 

[Otterly]

It's maximally informed consent when you have someone sign a form at the same time as telling them the stuff on it isn't true.

Yeah. This didn’t happen. No doctor would willingly cross stuff off like that, even the worst butchers or worst activist types don’t like getting sued. It didn’t happen.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Blatant disinformation about how cross sex hormones affect people, brought to you by Tumblrinos and a doctor that is certainly a tranny too if this conversation actually happened

Cool story troonbro. Needs more dragons.

Yeah that never happened.
A fucking doctor crossing out shit on a legal consent form and telling the patient "don't worry, this is wrong just sign it"

Thats just like holding the door open for the lawsuit when the deranged troon decides they don't like the side effects.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Kids say the darnedest things:

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r/ftm

•Posted by u/averkitpy
Demiboy | they/he

“Friend” turned out to be a piece of shit​

So yesterday at lunch I (15) was sitting with my 2 friends (15M) we’ll call him T and (15F) we’ll call her J. I’ve known both for a while now and I’ve noticed that T has a tendency to just make small comments that are homophobic or transphobic in nature. So during lunch I was saying how I’d hate to live as a girl and T said “for someone who doesn’t want to be a girl you act like one.” He refused to elaborate further than that. When I didn’t understand what he was talking about he said “you’re stupid like one too!” So now he was being misogynistic as well. I just turned to J in disbelief and was just like what the actual fuck??? Later on the bus I was texting T and he denied ever saying that. During that argument while texting him, he said “transgenders” and when I corrected him he obviously didn’t like that and asked what he should call someone who’s transgender and listed shit like “malformation, damaged person, and creature.” I’m so fucking done with this dude. I don’t know if I should wait until he starts this shit again to completely cut him off, or if I should just do it now and avoid him in school. We don’t have any classes together so it shouldn’t be too hard.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Cats (and @Cats) are inherently good judges of character:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/7W1RW

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transphobic cats?Advice (self.trans)
submitted 1 hour ago by ElliottAster
Today my transgender friend (ftm) came over, hes about 8 months on T and my cats hate him? Does testosterone make cats hate you? They are hissing and growling and normally they are the sweetest little babies ever! I don't know whats happening! What should i do when i inevitably go on T too?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/NatNF

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I was just invited to a boys-only party! self.ftm
Submitted 1 hour ago by KristopherTheKrazy
I'm pre-t and don't really pass, but I'm accepted as a boy in my grade. One of the other guys in my grade is throwing a huge party which is boys-only, and I was invited! Just wanted to share some joy today

Two women transitioned because of yaoi, now one wants to detrans. Of course nobody is calling her a bigot for not wanting to date a lesbian, but God help you if you ask about dumping your spouse who is trooning out.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HT8qW

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MtF girlfriend detransing, told me that they want to be in a gay relationship … confused self.ftm
Submitted 14 hours ago by 420xanz
my girlfriend is detransitioning after 7 yrs of us dating. im a trans guy, consider myself straight i guess, before i transitioned i considered myself a lesbian. i have never dated a man, well, i guess until now.
i dont know how to feel abt it. and im scared, honestly. i am in love with this person a lot and i feel like it wouldn’t make sense to break up. and nothing has changed really.
i just don’t know what my life is going to look like from here on out. i never wanted to date a man and now i’m probably going to end up marrying one and have to tell people for the rest of my life i am?
i don’t really know how to feel at all. and i don’t want to talk to them about it yet because i’m not making anyone feel bad about their identity.
i feel like nothing has changed about them, i just feel weird as fuck because i don’t know if this is something i can do
has anyone else experienced this? being t4t and then the person you’re with detransitioned? how do i even know if i can do this or how i feel about it lol
i think also it probably is making me feel even more confused bc im just now hitting a year on hormones and my body is way different than before… idk, probably before this point i wouldn’t be okay with it at all. but in my head i just feel 100% like a guy now, i look and sound like one and nobody could really take it away from me.
idk if i am gay… like, i guess i am because i’m in love with a gay man now technically but is that really a life i’m allowed to live? not sure if that makes sense. feel conflicted and the fact i don’t want to end the relationship is making me feel even more conflicted. if anyone has any advice at all i really need guidance rn

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Talk about unrealistic expectations. Who gets this?
Star entertainers with fan mail maybe? OF girls?

Also I'm wondering what feeling valid means.
I suppose my ignorance proves cis privilege?

Trannies have some of the weirdest desires for "gender validation." This dude wants to be constantly sexually harassed online, other troons want to get pregnant and miscarry, and I've literally seen a Tumblr pooner whine about how she wishes there were SRS surgeries that would give her the prostate that she knew she should have.

Life becomes much easier when you take anything posted on most social media as heavily embellished creative writing to self soothe. OP is typical 'creative type' I'm not like other people, but like everyone on tumblr and it's slowly killing me inside that I'm not as special as I though so I collect identities in an attempt to re-cultivate that specialness, He/Him, parroting the talking points.

I doubt any doctor would ever do this because those forms are basically contracts? If you went through and changed things willy nilly because you felt like it or thought you knew better on a contract, that'd likely render it void and opens you up to much larger legal liability. It was probably that a doctor just monotonely reading it out to them, signing off they understood what was said, and they got scared so invented this scenario and posted it to their tumblr for the validation and soothing of their fear.

Yeah. This didn’t happen. No doctor would willingly cross stuff off like that, even the worst butchers or worst activist types don’t like getting sued. It didn’t happen.

Cool story troonbro. Needs more dragons.
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Yeah that never happened.
A fucking doctor crossing out shit on a legal consent form and telling the patient "don't worry, this is wrong just sign it"

Thats just like holding the door open for the lawsuit when the deranged troon decides they don't like the side effects.

I know that at least one pooner cow on this site was groomed by her pooner therapist. I doubt it actually happened like what that OP wrote, though. The consent forms I've had for certain medications or surgeries were also just handed for me to read and ask questions about before signing.

The part that alarmed me was the trannies and the "trans ally" mutual that reblogged it (and in turn made this pop up on my dash) that are taking it at full face value. So many applauding the OP and the doctor for totally performing this ethical medical violation, when they weren't adding their own bullshit anecdotes to add fuel to the fire. Saw exactly one person call bullshit and ask for proof of the crossed out form when I skimmed through the replies. At least Tumblr is totally passé with the zoomers and gen Alpha. Reddit and TikTok, though...

 

[Aunt Carol]

Butthurt TIM really tried to imply that actual life saving appendectomies are not because he doesn’t like the Cass Review findings confirming transition is not life saving. What a stupid cope (and comparison, even if it’s clearly sarcastic)

This is a very specifically dumb take, and it's hard to believe that the TRA poster didn't do it on purpose.

There are fewer appendectomies performed these days, because data have been gathered and it's been determined that immediate appendectomy isn't a one-size-fits-all answer. In fact, the efficacy of appendectomy has been studied and debated in public, ever since surgical interventions became routine and (relatively) safe in the early 1900s, and moreso with antibiotic availability.

Doctors freely admit the surgical bias; it's simple and tempting to jump in and just yoink a structure. A lot of appendicitis can resolve with antibiotics and supportive care, and diagnostic tools exist to determine how complicated the case is. You can just take out the patient's appendix, but you want to make sure you're not doing more harm than good.

Advances in imaging, notably CT scans, give surgeons more assessment tools and let them know if the appendix is a ticking time bomb. Advances in understanding the function of the appendix make it apparent that removing it is not without consequences for overall health (as well as known risks like adhesions and ileus). Advances in surgical technology and techniques--e.g. laproscopy--make the surgery itself safer and less of a gamble for the patient, and of course the surgeons publish those techniques instead of keeping it secret, so everyone who chooses an operative approach can share in better outcomes.

So yes, please allow gender medicine to be discussed as freely as appendicitis is! (archive) Nobody tries to get people fired if they argue for a non-operative approach to appendicitis.

20-minute video discussing the same thing:

(ironically, this Science Dude is a handmaiden.)

 

[Rupin]

"Real cis women can just get dick whenever they like"

incel to tranny pipeline strikes again

pretty much.

 

[AfghanBlue]

KEK

"man".

(The Lil'est Pooner)

Sidenote, I love how Dr Cass's homely mug looks so much like that wojack transwomen v terfs appearance meme.
On this first ever occasion.
And still-Yeah, and what. Suck it up.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

transphobic cats?Advice (self.trans)
submitted 1 hour ago by ElliottAster
Today my transgender friend (ftm) came over, hes about 8 months on T and my cats hate him? Does testosterone make cats hate you? They are hissing and growling and normally they are the sweetest little babies ever! I don't know whats happening! What should i do when i inevitably go on T too?

Cats know when something ain't quite right. Or smell right, as the case may be. When my #1 cat comes home from the groomer my #2 cat hisses and bats at him for days afterwards because she doesn't recognize him by smell anymore. It's gotta be that, or maybe she's just repulsed by his new smell. (Which is probably a mix of chemicals, fear and despair.)

So once she starts on T, our fine dood there is probably going to wig her cats out by smelling differently. And like a cat back from the groomer's, after a while it'll have notes of chemicals, fear and despair. Have fun wid dat, ElliottAster!

 

[Geraldine]

See how easy it is to make someone happy?
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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

See how easy it is to make someone happy?
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Lol he totally came off as a creepy guy. I bet that poor girl ran to the back and started yperventating in a togo bag

 

[Free the Pedos]

Plus I have a theory that flaming gay men aren't liked so decide to troon out.

You should read about Blanchard’s typology. It’s really very interesting. IIRC, his theory is that HSTSes (who tend to be more feminine, lifetime gays, more likely to be black/brown and have a lower IQ out of interest) subconsciously start to identify as women as a strategy to be with men, since they often come from communities where gayness isn’t OK. I’m sure there’s much more I’ve forgotten—I highly recommend researching it!

 

[monstrous bubo]

Two women transitioned because of yaoi, now one wants to detrans. Of course nobody is calling her a bigot for not wanting to date a lesbian, but God help you if you ask about dumping your spouse who is trooning out.

It’s not two women, it’s a TIM and a TIF, and the TIM is detransitioning. Basically a lesbian has been dating a man in a dress for seven years. In her mind, when she started on T a year ago, this turned the TIM from a transbian into a straight transwoman, and now that she’s a pooner and he’s detransitioning she thinks she is now a gay man dating another gay man. Spoiler: they have just been straight with extra steps for seven years.

 

[AGP]

It’s not two women, it’s a TIM and a TIF, and the TIM is detransitioning. Basically a lesbian has been dating a man in a dress for seven years. In her mind, when she started on T a year ago, this turned the TIM from a transbian into a straight transwoman, and now that she’s a pooner and he’s detransitioning she thinks she is now a gay man dating another gay man. Spoiler: they have just been straight with extra steps for seven years.

I must assume that this is a non-binary woman who was dating a troon before fully pooning out. Women generally don't date troons and if they do, they're genderspecials 99% of the time.

 

[One Quick Post]

Found this monstrosity lurking in the r/neopets which for those out of the loop is a early 2000's kids web browser game, now populated with mostly middle aged women playing dress up.

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Fun fact about Neopets, it's one of the few games that explicitly disallows trannies to talk over everyone about how special they are.

Unfortunately, they're not that based because they also have rainbow cult flag backgrounds for your pet these days, because of course they do.

This is the shit they put in the game when half of it is broken at any given time.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I must assume that this is a non-binary woman who was dating a troon before fully pooning out.

She said she considered herself as a lesbian before the pooning, and a gold star one at that, despite having been with a man in a dress for six years at that point.

Back in the 90s there was a joke about working for five different companies in five years while sitting at the same desk. This is the contemporary equivalent: in her own mind she has had three different sexual orientations while dating the same person.