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They’re really more open to /yourdudes/ than the 40k books.

As long as you play ball within the confines and lore of your faction, you’re largely free to do what you want.
Huh. So "you can make a clusterfuck of any number of legions, just make sure you put a small insigia to signify they're all part of the same force." That's kinda neat.

(It's also the main reason to go Deathwatch in 40k, tbh.)
 
Huh. So "you can make a clusterfuck of any number of legions, just make sure you put a small insigia to signify they're all part of the same force." That's kinda neat.

(It's also the main reason to go Deathwatch in 40k, tbh.)
Shattered Legions and Blackshields are pretty much the old school “create a chapter” rules taken to an extreme
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I believe there’s rules for marines wielding lasguns.
 
Apparently the new Custodes codex mentions female Custodes. I don't feel good about this one bros...
Quoting from a reddit thread:
"We were recently introduced to two female guards, Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh, who is bringing exterminatus level weaponry to the imperial palace as part of her blood game, and Allarus Selenia Bastoris, but not only that, but at the end of the codex in the name generation there are quite a few female names for the custodians, so this may mean that all this time, there have been not only banana boys, but also banana girls, so yes, malcador's dream finally came true."
 
Quoting from a reddit thread:
"We were recently introduced to two female guards, Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh, who is bringing exterminatus level weaponry to the imperial palace as part of her blood game, and Allarus Selenia Bastoris, but not only that, but at the end of the codex in the name generation there are quite a few female names for the custodians, so this may mean that all this time, there have been not only banana boys, but also banana girls, so yes, malcador's dream finally came true."
Aaron won?

This is terrible news if so, he’s been pushing for that for years.
 
Apparently the new Custodes codex mentions female Custodes. I don't feel good about this one bros...

Quoting from a reddit thread:
"We were recently introduced to two female guards, Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh, who is bringing exterminatus level weaponry to the imperial palace as part of her blood game, and Allarus Selenia Bastoris, but not only that, but at the end of the codex in the name generation there are quite a few female names for the custodians, so this may mean that all this time, there have been not only banana boys, but also banana girls, so yes, malcador's dream finally came true."
Man between this and the homo primaris from WD a thread or two back, Firstborn stay winning. But then it was only a matter of time before the fortress gates were unbarred and the guards removed.
 
Apparently the new Custodes codex mentions female Custodes. I don't feel good about this one bros...

Quoting from a reddit thread:
"We were recently introduced to two female guards, Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh, who is bringing exterminatus level weaponry to the imperial palace as part of her blood game, and Allarus Selenia Bastoris, but not only that, but at the end of the codex in the name generation there are quite a few female names for the custodians, so this may mean that all this time, there have been not only banana boys, but also banana girls, so yes, malcador's dream finally came true."
Reminder that the only evidence for this is some Spanish article with zero sources, and I also found zero mention of it on any English sites.

https://www.lavozdehorus.com/adelanto-de-reglas-de-los-destacamentos-de-los-custodes/ (There's also someone in the comments also calling bullshit and demanding an actual source.)

Tbh it wouldn't surprise if GW would introduce female Custodes to continue dancing around female marines, which they know full well would piss off their core fanbase even more, while also throwing a bone to the woke tards.
 
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Quoting from a reddit thread:
"We were recently introduced to two female guards, Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh, who is bringing exterminatus level weaponry to the imperial palace as part of her blood game, and Allarus Selenia Bastoris, but not only that, but at the end of the codex in the name generation there are quite a few female names for the custodians, so this may mean that all this time, there have been not only banana boys, but also banana girls, so yes, malcador's dream finally came true."
They're making them into troons.
 
The idea of female Custodes is pretty funny, I’m getting flashbacks to Siege of Terra where they act all haughty and then get mobbed by a dysgenic horde of now fully chaos space marines who hack and rip them apart.

That’s now a woman moment, talk down to the silly science man, then get AAAAAKKKKKKKed by a mob of spastics.
 
Watch this be an excuse to repurpose all those Stormcasts from Dominion that nobody wanted.

“They’re in the more popular setting, please buy. Don’t you chuds complain when your favourite faction is filled with nigger living dykes. Warhammer is for everyone.”

Fun fact, that character was referenced in an earlier Horus Heresy black book:
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I love that shit, I'm actually making an Overseer, there’s a head in the new Possessed kit that looks like that mask, it’s the bare helmetless head.
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Is there a reasoning for Custodians being male only? How I saw them was basically the most juiced humanity can make of a normal human rather than implanting a part of the Emperor within them.
In 30k they were all taken as sons from tribes BigE conquered on Terra and always referenced as male. This feels like a back door attempt to appease the faggots who want FSM.
 
In 30k they were all taken as sons from tribes BigE conquered on Terra and always referenced as male. This feels like a back door attempt to appease the faggots who want FSM.
Aaron Dempski-Bowden, they don’t reveal the names of codex writers but it’s him, he did this.

Kinda like how anytime the Imperial Fists getting a fluffing, it’s John French
 
Is there a reasoning for Custodians being male only?
Practicality, why the fuck would you use as a base for your gigasoldiers a creature that innately doesn't even have half the grip strength nor muscle potential?

Biggest deal is this means that 40k lore is officially not just retarded (fuck primaris and that faggot Cowl) but also certified pozzed. Give it less than half a year for tranny narines to be a thing.
 
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Aaron Dempski-Bowden, they don’t reveal the names of codex writers but it’s him, he did this.

Kinda like how anytime the Imperial Fists getting a fluffing, it’s John French
Made Custodes female on the worst rules list ever with box sales. Lmao, that’s going to absolutely fuck sales
 
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