Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuhrerMustang]

This Steel Toe faggot is 100x worse than Coomalot. WTF how is this possible?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The HRO almost certainly wasn't taken out by April. For one thing, the police report where the cop notes it is from February, and they've definitely been seen together since. Most famously on the show where Nick tries to lick Aaron.

For another, @daffodils points out there's a separate legal procedure for spouses and ex-spouses.

On the face of it, these two things seem to rule out both April and Aaron's ex-wife.

It's something else. I dunno what. Needs more research possibly.

This all does seem to further confirm what I was talking about yesterday concerning the Imholtes having an impact on Nick's show schedule though. I am instantly suspicious that last night might have been more of the same.

Sounds plausible that the woman whom he got fired for shit-talking took out the HRO against Aaron. The HRO was on Aaron, not for the benefit of April, is how I read it.

I'm telling you, there's weirdness going on between the Rekietas and the Immoltes. The meme answer is it's a sex thing, but I dunno. It's something though. There's at least two cases now of Nick's cancellations seemingly being tied to drama involving Aaron and April. More if you count the fact he always seems to cancel the day after they are over.

Apparently, Aaron said on an episode of Steel Toe a while back that April is/was helping with driving the Rekieta children around. The person who pointed it out is immensely trustworthy, and I believe they were looking for a timestamp within the turgid mess that is Steel Toe.

From what I have seen, Aaron has a terrible relationship with his children, ex, and his own parents because he was the one to step out of the marriage. April is supposedly wanting to help repair that by being a mother to Aaron's children, but it is not working out too well--at least that I how I see it. This would also explain her chauffeuring the racklets.

April's issues might be slightly driven by the desire to take care of Aaron and his children, but not being able to do so. She might also be feeling like she has missed out on the 'Mum' role as she nears 30. My guess is that Nick is doing some family court practice or advising for them to try to defuse the tension in the marriage. I am sure the speeding tickets do not help, so he may have offered to help them too.

 

[DumbDude43]

This Steel Toe faggot is 100x worse than Coomalot. WTF how is this possible?

nick ditched coomalot because that guy was always doing weird shit. like, racing cars and all that, that's so weird! like, how is a racecar supposed to make nick coom?!
now steel toe on the other hand, those are great people! they hang out at his house all the time, they take drugs with him, they get in the hot tub with him, they swing with him, they wear the balldo, everything's just perfect with them!

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean Aaron can’t make April orgasm while Rekieta has made jokes about having a sex dungeon and keeps an emergency goon kit for vacation. Maybe the bruising is related to BDSM activities. Meme answer of course but given everything we know about our loveable non practicing lolyer there’s not much else it could be.

I can't say you're wrong, but I would think April would have to be really hard up to go to Balldo for satisfaction. Like, damn man. One of the jokes here has been that diabolical contraption is for people with ED.

One alternate theory, which I think is funnier, is that Aaron and Nick are doing it. Lol.

nick ditched coomalot because that guy was always doing weird shit. like, racing cars and all that, that's so weird! like, how is a racecar supposed to make nick coom?!

Well, they had the Pippa thing going for a while. Maybe pursuing that further was too autistic for Nick though. Which says a lot about how autistic it was.

 

[Not Who You Think]

How many people actually do have friends these days? As you get older life just keeps taking. Not to be sullen, but after a certain point one has to ask oneself how long you want to be around for. My mother is scared of death and wants to live forever. I don't see the point. I look at my two young cats and think to myself that when their time comes, I should go with them. What's the point sticking around until you are old and broken, left with nothing.

To you and your cats:

Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild.

Nick's best show.

While technically true, seems like it breaks the spirit of bingo.

Nick could have made an announcement on his socials as always, but chose to do a show with an intro and outro and posted it to his main channel with a title and description that makes it sound like it was a show:

A Lawsuit Over an Orally Conceived Pregnancy? Megan Fox Helps Me Understand​ Sometimes, you come across a lawsuit that is so outlandish, it merits attention. I've been ignoring Megan Fox for way too long. Tonight, she helps me get caught up.

It also has ads that were longer than the show itself. This counts.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

One alternate theory, which I think is funnier, is that Aaron and Nick are doing it. Lol.

During the hot tub stream and Nick stripping that seems plausible. Nick is way too comfortable grabbing ass and licking Aaron. It’s also plausible with the escorts and large black Jamaican men Rekieta follows on Instagram he’s also calling in for extra services. Would not surprise me to learn Rekieta and the Imholtes just do a wild all nighter of drugs and sex with escorts that he needs to recover the next day so that’s why he’s always cancelling.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

When @Useful_Mistake found out, they sent in a joke Superchat to Null on MATI,threatening to strike because of the apparent pay gap between KF jannies and Rekieta jannies.

I DID NOT send Null the super chat, but I DID threaten a strike (in jest). You can see the clip here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-17189861

 

[Captain Manning]

I DID NOT send Null the super chat, but I DID threaten a strike (in jest). You can see the clip here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-17189861

I think everybody knew you were joking.

Apologies for misremembering who sent the Superchat though.

 

[Sammich]

One alternate theory, which I think is funnier, is that Aaron and Nick are doing it. Lol.

I have zero doubt this is the actual case, both these dudes seem like faggots to me.

 

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

Found in today's West Central Tribune.

Could be a rando but sounded like something that would happen to Nick.

Fraud​

SPICER — The Kandiyohi Sheriff's Office responded to a call at 7:49 p.m. Thursday from an individual whose computer was accessed by a company after they had called what turned out to be a fradulent phone number for a streaming service. According to the report, there was no monetary loss

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

45 in a 30 and EIGHTY in a 65? WTF?

Those are literally rookie numbers. 45 in a 30 is a bit sketch, but 80 in a 65? C'mon. You should be averaging 100. Fuck you slow niggers, keep up with traffic.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sounds plausible that the woman whom he got fired for shit-talking took out the HRO against Aaron. The HRO was on Aaron, not for the benefit of April, is how I read it.

Yeah, it was on Aaron, with no reference to who it was for the protection of.

It could be for Heather Lee, I suppose, but she would have had to seek extensions. The incident happened in 2020 and an HRO lasts for 2 years in Minnesota.

Also, fuck Aaron for even entertaining the thought he got cancelled. Cancellation generally refers to those who get destroyed for engagement in "wrongthink." If you're just a belligerent asshole towards a industry colleague, of course you are gonna get shit-canned. That's been true even before all this woke shit started. He pretty clearly tried to get her fired first. I would have fired him or forced his resignation too, if I were in charge of his station. Dude sounds like an asshole.

https://www.insideradio.com/free/whmh-parts-with-aaron-imholte-after-he-verbally-attacked-kazr-morning-host/article_047151c2-335b-11eb-9f54-335c9922f2f5.html

Archive: https://archive.is/YatIU

EDIT: 2020, not 2021.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Yeah, it was on Aaron, with no reference to who it was for the protection of.

It could be for Heather Lee, I suppose, but she would have had to seek extensions. The incident happened in 2021 and an HRO lasts for 2 years in Minnesota.

Also, fuck Aaron for even entertaining the thought he got cancelled. Cancellation generally refers to those who get destroyed for engagement in "wrongthink." If you're just a belligerent asshole towards a industry colleague, of course you are gonna get shit-canned. That's been true even before all this woke shit started. He pretty clearly tried to get her fired first. I would have fired him or forced his resignation too, if I were in charge of his station. Dude sounds like an asshole.

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Archive: https://archive.is/YatIU

"...that is not why I do radio." Lie

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild. The way he can't even "meet" the audience's gaze.

He makes it seem like a "get a family member to the hospital" type emergency. I do not hope for that. Just please tell me this guy didn't cancel on his guest at the last possible second because of drugs or something related to Steel Toe and his Steel Ho.

His entire stream was like this.

He's become so grating. What's more, the part in his hair looks like a giant question mark.

Riddle me this, Balldoman. What leaves everyone further behind the closer they try to follow? Your rants.

What dropped from a cliff, but never stops falling? Your dignity.

The more of these you make, the less you seem to have. Jokes.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I don’t think people forget it; I think they don’t realize it got the entire original cast to reprise their roles and is almost a direct continuation of the original show. Quite a loss really as there are some great episodes in there

https://youtu.be/T-EoyUtdLdc?si=L5__K4u4Bbi2-yIv

Oh do I have a treat for you guys.

 

[LiquidKid]

Oh do I have a treat for you guys.

I would kill for an alternate universe where these were real and we had multiple seasons of them

 

[Spaded Dave]

That traffic court appearance is going to be funny. If traffic court in Minnesota is anything like what I'm used to, it's just a crowd of random people self-representing in the hopes of getting a reduced fine, and they go through them in a few minutes each. Rekieta will be the only lawyer there, trying to negotiate $50 off a 9 over ticket.

I don't know what kind of retard hires a lawyer for a traffic ticket.

I got a speeding ticket for going like 15 over when I was a teenager. This is how it went. I appeared in court, pled guilty, was asked if this was my first time and said yes. I got the ticket cut in half with zero points on my license. Court fees ate up most of the money saved but the purpose was to avoid points so it was all in all a win.

Nick is going to take a simple appearance and get this girl executed.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I don't know what kind of retard hires a lawyer for a traffic ticket.

The only ones I've seen try are either
a)obnoxious Karens
b)People who already have a bunch of tickets and are risk of more serious penalties like license issues.

 

[DumbDude43]

I don't know what kind of retard hires a lawyer for a traffic ticket.

if it's like your 5th ticket this year and if it goes through you lose your license, then you have good reason to fight against it even if it means spending thousands on a lawyer

 

[Captain Manning]

He makes it seem like a "get a family member to the hospital" type emergency. I do not hope for that. Just please tell me this guy didn't cancel on his guest at the last possible second because of drugs or something related to Steel Toe and his Steel Ho.

There's no way we can tell you that, because there's a very good chance that's exactly what happened. At this point it might even be his supposed 107 degree organ melting temperature cancelation was related to the Imholtes somehow.

It's a shame too, because based on the topic Nick was gonna discuss with Megan, there probably would have lot a lot of clips of him saying gross and degenerate shit (which, of course, he thinks is hilarious).

I don't know what kind of retard hires a lawyer for a traffic ticket.

I got a speeding ticket for going like 15 over when I was a teenager. This is how it went. I appeared in court, pled guilty, was asked if this was my first time and said yes.

Similar story to mine.

Though, for me, I just checked the box that said "guilty" on the paperwork they mailed me, and followed the instructions on how to make out the check for the fine amount they calculated. I didn't want to waste judicial resources on petty bullshit.

Thereafter, I watched my speed very carefully. Haven't gotten a ticket since that day. Lol.

Nick is going to take a simple appearance and get this girl executed.

If they got her on radar, she's likely fucked anyways. I don't see the point in contesting it. Nick is not a very good lawyer and, for her sake, I hope he doesn't piss off the judge.