Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[SomeSpook]

You have them dick sucking lips. I’d love to make you my faggot bitch for the night.

 

[Irregardless]

Sorry to tell you bud, but sleeping with whores gets old real fast, and being able to smash a bitch doesn't translate to being able to have a good relationship with a mentally stable attractive woman. On top of that, being attractive can get you laid while you're young, but twink death is a real thing so I hope you have good job prospects because while it might be cool to smash a bunch of bitches while you're young, that doesn't translate to a fulfilling life past 25. Once you're 25+ nobody gives af how many bitches you've smashed or are smashing, if you work at Arby's you're a loser no matter how attractive you are.

 

[derpherp2]

Correct.
It was the first stimulant my psychiatrist gave me, and it works pretty good.

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/drug-safety-and-availability/fda-drug-safety-communication-fda-warns-rare-risk-long-lasting-erections-males-taking

 

[Shidoen]

Cyraxx, a literal me ngoloid-looking freak of nature, is 4'11", has a hunchback, and little T-Rex arms.
He's had many girlfriends, three of which were named Heather.

The problem is not looks.

The problem is that you're afraid of women.
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Goblinmaxxing

I'm confused about what this whole spray thing is about.
I remember that so-called 'incel' who pepper sprayed some women, but I fail to see how I have anything to do with this.

Too late I predicted it, you were doomed before it even began bucko.

 

[Absurdity]

Total Twink Death shall come with a literal vengeance. Just make sure you let us know which shopping mall you intend to shoot up before you do it.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Reading that was so much time of my life I'll never get back

 

[Queen Aleena]

>get korean levels of cosmetic surgery
>use this newfound power to fuck single moms on tinder
>because the real problem (your personality) was not fixed decide to brag about your impending syphilis to internet strangers

 

[karz]

I'm confused about what this whole spray thing is about.
I remember that so-called 'incel' who pepper sprayed some women, but I fail to see how I have anything to do with this.

I ain't readin' allat.
Here's a vid of a friend of mine drifting his shitbox. He's cool.

 

[KittyGremlin]

The only thing I'm willing to concede is that I can no longer tell if this is good bait or an actual retard.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

This thread was funny enough bait on it's own, but seeing OP's username added some extra hilarity.

I recently watched a translated longplay of a Super Famicom game called Laplace no Ma (ラプラスの魔, Rapurasu no Ma, literally "Laplace's Demon")



It's a game where you're exploring a haunted mansion and stuff. When I was looking up more info about it, I discovered the name was based off a scientific concept by French scholar Pierre-Simon Laplace which other people ended up dubbing "Laplace's Demon". Here's what Wikipedia says about it:

We may regard the present state of the universe as the effect of its past and the cause of its future. An intellect which at a certain moment would know all forces that set nature in motion, and all positions of all items of which nature is composed, if this intellect were also vast enough to submit these data to analysis, it would embrace in a single formula the movements of the greatest bodies of the universe and those of the tiniest atom; for such an intellect nothing would be uncertain and the future just like the past could be present before its eyes.

— Pierre Simon Laplace, A Philosophical Essay on Probabilities

I think it's describing the idea of an entity with such vast knowledge and processing capabilities that it knows every aspect of all possibilities in the past, present and future. However, there's a catch with that:

In full context Laplace's demon, as conceived, is infinitely removed from the human mind and thus could never assist humanity's efforts at prediction:

All these efforts in the search for truth tend to lead [the human mind] back continually to the vast intelligence which we have just mentioned, but from which it will always remain infinitely removed.
— Pierre Simon Laplace, A Philosophical Essay on Probabilities[3]

tl;dr: I like the idea that OP is roleplaying as some dude who can't hear the demon next to him trying to explain that there is absolutely no outcome to posting this thread where he won't come off as an obnoxious, nigger-lipped faggot.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I think incels are a natural result of the Jew creating dating apps and astroturfing dating into what it is in the modern age.

And which second generation are we referring to? Gen alpha? Or millennials?

I agree with that, it really only became as popular as it has because of dating apps, where looks are the only thing that can be experienced through a screen.

I do kinda get dating apps, as there really isn't too many places that people can meet each other naturally like previous generations had a lot of good hangout spots but they've went out of style.

The younger millinials and the zoomers. I imagine it'll probably be worse for Gen alpha.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Well, we’ve been owned. There’s no recovering from this one. Jersh, hand over the ownership of the Kiwi Farms to Laplace Victim this instant.

 

[Homocull]

i like sex

 

[Soycast Guy]

I thought the consensus here is that KF is actually mostly autistic femcels?

Perhaps beauty parlor.

 

[Redoniblueoni]

I can't wait to see this man in 5-7 years post twinkdeath. Please make sure to update us

 

[DumbDude43]

I do kinda get dating apps, as there really isn't too many places that people can meet each other naturally like previous generations had a lot of good hangout spots but they've went out of style.

this is cope
young people still spend like 8 hours a day being surrounded by other young people at school and university, which is also where like 80% of young people in previous generations got their relationships started

what has changed isn't the places, but the way people (women) handle mate selection

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I still can't understand how this made "Featured Content". The mods work in very mysterious ways that the pleb user couldn't deign to understand.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

I ain't readin' allat.
Here's a vid of a friend of mine drifting his shitbox. He's cool.
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Whip that shit so you don't flip that shit
Also, watching the hood/bonnet bouncing up and down because it's clearly not latched is the cherry on top

 

[Male Feminist]

If this is what a pussy can do to a mf, I'll stay volcel, thank you very much.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/drug-safety-and-availability/fda-drug-safety-communication-fda-warns-rare-risk-long-lasting-erections-males-taking

What if you take Ritalin and goon? Has nobody thought of the ADHD gooners? How are you supposed to get lost in a porno trance if you keep changing videos every 30 seconds from loss of focus? WHY ARE DOCTORS HIDING THIS?