Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

I think if he weren't broadcasting his life 24/7, he wouldn't be meeting weirdos who tell him his secret fantasies of being a gay interracial cuck are fun and underwear parties aren't just something you do at college but cool things you can do all the time at Gay 90s.

Nick made a mistake branding himself the lawpope. He likes to “hear people’s stories”, what he should have been is the law priest, so he could hear secret sex fantasy confessions & all the depraved things people do.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

thinks that too many Christians pick and choose what they believe

Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.

 

[Potatoherder]

Playboard is now claiming the sub 2min stream got $12. I have watched it again and nothing pops up and skimmed the comments and saw no superchat comments.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Checked out lolcals to see what the retards there were saying on his best stream ever, the mild one is almost breaking through but don't worry its not meth its just adrenaline bros he's become an adrenaline junkie lol

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Playboard is now claiming the sub 2min stream got $12. I have watched it again and nothing pops up and skimmed the comments and saw no superchat comments.
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So it's all fake numbers. Everything.

 

[Harm]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."



"...I didn't know how t, uhm-" Then he quickly looks away and resets his sentence. The next time he glances that direction, he almost grimaces and shuts his eyes in exasperation?

Then right before shutting off, he looks one more time.



This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

 

[daffodils]

It's the Monday morning show where Nick licks Aaron.

Yes, those were the 3/25 snowed in shows. This weekend was tree grooming time. The two weekends in between were:

Spoiler

Pretty boring, but might as well document it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Watching the Elb clip where he’s talking about Amouranth AI. Honestly I don’t watch any of her content so I can’t explain anything other than she’s an onlyfans whore apparently? Makes sense Rekieta says it makes him feel good but says it’s weird to pay for the AI, he understands it, he sees it. Natural topic for our lolyer coomer to complain how SSDs don’t moan. Loves the AI doesn’t call him fat. Rekieta loves free porn, complains about how guys pay for ugly women on onlyfans before ranting back to chat bots.

https://youtu.be/yFVyRSEyZfo?si=ArWi9HOiiep1l-N2

 

[Sam Losco]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."

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"...I didn't know how t, uhm-" Then he quickly looks away and resets his sentence. The next time he glances that direction, he almost grimaces and shuts his eyes in exasperation?

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Then right before shutting off, he looks one more time.

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This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

It's just April holding a bag of drugs up, swinging it from side to side gently with a grin on her face. Nick is struggling to sign off and try to placate the few remaining fans while resisting the urge to jump over his desk and grab that bag of drugs.

 

[AnOminous]

You're obviously supposed to hire an out-of-state superlawyer, the Randazza of speeding tickets and pay 25 times the fine just to avoid having a single red cent go to the government.

Yeah but you want to hire a lawyer who will show up, sober, not show up drunk and on speed, late, and say he was too busy driving around kids at 3:00 a.m. to show up on time.

 

[Harm]

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I saw this tweet while checking for Vito cringe, and it stuck out to me as an incredibly Jewish mindset to have. "Oy vey, we broke the goyim's mind with our Hollywood productions!" But then I saw he had tweeted this out earlier:

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Vito knows four different guys going through a divorce? He says "most" of these 4 guys are in their mid to late 30's, meaning there's one or two who isn't. I'm having an impossible time getting Archive.Today or GhostArchive to archive these. Both keep either erroring out or looping for me.

Crossposting from the Vito thread. Vito confirmed over the weekend that "four different guys [he] knows are going through insane divorces right now." If Nick is one of these four guys, then it'll be pretty funny knowing that his divorce was first announced by Vito in a series of faggy tweets about how "women crazy, bro!" He could also be referring to April Imholte and three other dudes he knows.

If you had "DIVORCE" on your bingo cards then you might be in for a surprise bingo.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."

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"...I didn't know how t, uhm-" Then he quickly looks away and resets his sentence. The next time he glances that direction, he almost grimaces and shuts his eyes in exasperation?

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Then right before shutting off, he looks one more time.

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This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

Who is he looking at that could make him look like that? Our gollum or steel toe's gollum? Or the sonichu demon that is now actively talking to him, not just pressing on his shoulders?

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."

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"...I didn't know how t, uhm-" Then he quickly looks away and resets his sentence. The next time he glances that direction, he almost grimaces and shuts his eyes in exasperation?

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Then right before shutting off, he looks one more time.

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This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

>Good Ceiling Cat Path
He is looking at his wife. She's holding one of their children, who is sick. It seemed mild 45 minutes ago, but it's just getting worse. His wife is now impatiently trying to hurry him along. Rekieta is sullen because he hates to disappoint his fans and inconvenience his guest - but family comes first.

>Evil Ceiling Cat Path
He is looking at Steel Toe. He's holding Rekieta's most prized possession, Drexel's balldo. Unable to please his wife, Steel Toe started demanding sex from Rekieta 45 minutes ago. Overwhelmed by sexual frustration, Steel Toe is now threatening to cut the balldo in half with scissors. Rekieta is sullen because he doesn't remember where he left the lube.

 

[Anticipointment]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."

These pics & video show what a crazy wonky eye Nick is getting. Like his one eyebrow is up high & the other is drooping down. Must be from trying to simultaneously track all those corner ceiling cats creeping around.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

YO! @Himedall All-seeing Waifu ! This name ring any bells? Probably a bad idea she used her real name for her Youtube account. Normies and their OPSEC.

Normally my advice these days is check for the Adams apple, but we can't see it here. Shit.

She(?) looks like she orders wine in fancy looking bottles for just her(?)self, so this would be a perfect viewer for Nick. Her teeth look really disgusting.

I get super normie vibes looking at those two viewers you showcased. I know some people have said that his older fanbase when he was good were spergy and stuff, but man, this is so completely different from who all was there before.

The name does not mark them out as a regular from the busy days. Looks like a Wine Mom Lawtube demographic.

I hope Nick tries to "Randazza" the speeding ticket and get Montana's 80mph speed limits imported to Minnesota, or to the Imholtes' car specifically.
"You see, driving is public participation and so this speeding ticket is like a SLAPP..."

Nick's practice record reads to me (IANAL) as lazy and drawing things out to get a plea deal by exasperating patience of opposing counsel or prosecutor.

Dragging his feet was what got him booted from that case where he faced Schneider and was booted from the case by his client. Nick claims that the client threatened to violence him, but Dave claims a general lack of pressionalism or responsiveness.

The Steel Toe guy is talking about Nick a lot, especially around the weekends. You can search Youtube transcripts for "Nick", "Rackets", or "Rada" (how Youtube AI hears "Rekieta"). I haven't found anything exciting so far, but what is there suggests the two families spend virtually every weekend together. Other things I heard in passing: claims him and Nick's wife bonded over the Kino Casino clip of the hot tub stream; is annoyed that his Youtube recommendations are now full of "Nick Rekieta is a piece of shit" clips; trains for amateur boxing and says he has challenged one of his detractors (Melton) to a fight; is 6'4" and currently on a diet; thinks that too many Christians pick and choose what they believe (Careful there, buddy, don't endanger your bromance).

Then there's a bit where they claim to have slept over in Nick's streaming room, which is probably why Nick sometimes can't go there. They also bring their children to the Rekieta house, explaining those comments about having two families live there.

Seems like Nick finally found a guy who can truly understand him, another annoying boomer streamer with a bunch of children, a failing channel, and a small army of detractors.

Do you have links to these? Have they been archived? This looks like it could shape up to be interesting when things go public.

Playboard is now claiming the sub 2min stream got $12. I have watched it again and nothing pops up and skimmed the comments and saw no superchat comments.
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So it's all fake numbers. Everything.

Does it count post-stream Super Thanks (basically Super Chats left as comments) under the video.

Crossposting from the Vito thread. Vito confirmed over the weekend that "four different guys [he] knows are going through insane divorces right now." If Nick is one of these four guys, then it'll be pretty funny knowing that his divorce was first announced by Vito in a series of faggy tweets about how "women crazy, bro!" He could also be referring to April Imholte and three other dudes he knows.

If you had "DIVORCE" on your bingo cards then you might be in for a surprise bingo.

Is this archived ITT? Like the Imholte matter, this could be very funny later and needs an archive.

 

[Harm]

Is this archived ITT? Like the Imholte matter, this could be very funny later and needs an archive.

I couldn't get GhostArchive or Archive.Today to cooperate with archiving those tweets, and I don't have Nitter functioning currently to use instead. I have failed.

EDIT: GhostArchive finally worked on them both.

 

[polar bear]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."

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"...I didn't know how t, uhm-" Then he quickly looks away and resets his sentence. The next time he glances that direction, he almost grimaces and shuts his eyes in exasperation?

View attachment 5905746

Then right before shutting off, he looks one more time.

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This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

I am very conflicted on this. On one hand, he's manipulative and fake, so I see his movements as concoted, and that he is trying to convince the viewers it's something to do with children/family stuff by this simple turn towards the exit of his streaming lair.
On the other hand, he is brain damaged so yes, it could be also possible that there is someone out there that he can't stop himself but look towards to - even if it makes him look crazy.

in any case, it has to be some stupid bullshit. If it would be a REAL emergency, he wouldn't fucking stream, not even for one minute.

 

[AltisticRight]

This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

As I said, cats are now in his walls and carpets.

 

[Captain Manning]

Crossposting from the Vito thread. Vito confirmed over the weekend that "four different guys [he] knows are going through insane divorces right now." If Nick is one of these four guys, then it'll be pretty funny knowing that his divorce was first announced by Vito in a series of faggy tweets about how "women crazy, bro!" He could also be referring to April Imholte and three other dudes he knows.

If you had "DIVORCE" on your bingo cards then you might be in for a surprise bingo.

Jon Del Arroz is almost certainly one of them. He's been going through a messy divorce for a while now (including his wife having a restraining order against him), and is a big defender of Vito. This gets discussed in the CG thread on occasion.

I dunno about the other three. I think it's premature to assume one of them is Nick though. If it happens, there will be a legal filing.

 

[Artaius]

I rewatched the 97 seconds and he does that thing again where he looks in the direction where someone would be sitting if they were also in the room. He looks that direction at a couple key moments. "I have a very important personal issue I have to deal with..."

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"...I didn't know how t, uhm-" Then he quickly looks away and resets his sentence. The next time he glances that direction, he almost grimaces and shuts his eyes in exasperation?

View attachment 5905746

Then right before shutting off, he looks one more time.

View attachment 5905729

This only catches my attention compared to his ceiling cats and corner demons because of that recent stream where he was clearly speaking to someone off camera who was sitting in that direction. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he doesn't seem to be alone.

Holy shit I haven't really watched a Nick stream since that Rittenhouse kid blew a pedophile's arm off with an AR. I thought the meth jokes were just a meme but what the actual fuck? What caused this? Is he even still a lawyer?