"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

I don't know about Bakersfield. They have a pretty wild history of corruption in their law enforcement.

In 2017 there was a food riot and a police captain was ordered to open fire on the crowd. He refused and was taken into custody while his inferiors carried out the killing. I think it was something like 60 civilians killed. Either way, the local government conspired with the media to edit the footage which was later used as evidence to convict the captain. He ended up escaping prison at some point and joined some underground, anti-corporate resistance movement. He kidnapped some lady news reporter and all kinds of crazy shit went down.

Google "the butcher of Bakersfield."

The thing that the story leaves out is that being the police captain was a step down after being the governor from 2003 to 2011.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I don't know about Bakersfield. They have a pretty wild history of corruption in their law enforcement.

In 2017 there was a food riot and a police captain was ordered to open fire on the crowd. He refused and was taken into custody while his inferiors carried out the killing. I think it was something like 60 civilians killed. Either way, the local government conspired with the media to edit the footage which was later used as evidence to convict the captain. He ended up escaping prison at some point and joined some underground, anti-corporate resistance movement. He kidnapped some lady news reporter and all kinds of crazy shit went down.

Google "the butcher of Bakersfield."

All I know about Bakersfield is Buck Owens and Dwight Yoakum and "the Bakersfield sound."

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

Slight correction to the Jeffery Dahmer Chinese or Japanese Laotian boy lover story. The kid was 14 years old and was brain damaged due to Dahmer drilling a hole in his head and pouring in HCl (not sure the conc.) or boiling water. The kids language center was destroyed, he could’t string together a sentence due to the remaining grey matter barely being able to recognize language. The more fucked up thing is that the kid was looking for his brother who Dahmer raped and murdered before him. Dahmer drugged his drink and assraped him prior to the amateur surgery.


Dahmer was a known animal abuser for years, his father was an important chemist and tried to do his best with Jeff. Some point in time he lets Jeff get into some of his reagents in the shed because Jeff tells him that he’s into taxidermy. His dad didn’t know about the abuse until the murder trial, btw. Dahmer admitted to dissolving mice in HCl. He killed his first person post-graduation when his mom left him alone all summer during the divorce.

I have my bias because Dahmer’s dad seemed to always try to do right by his son. He didn’t know his son was a monster, just at most a faggot who he and his wife failed to raise.

Responding to my own post, but Dahmer is someone who I’d consider a lolcow turned into a monster. There’s a comic book by a childhood friend or Dahmer that’s autobiographical. It’s done in a style that resembles Robert Crumb’s.

It goes over him being a drunk who acted out in school, regularly did dumb shit for beer money, somehow getting a tour of the capital, and other things. It’s very melodramatic and there was a good series from the 2000’s about it too.

 

[AnOminous]

Responding to my own post, but Dahmer is someone who I’d consider a lolcow turned into a monster. There’s a comic book by a childhood friend or Dahmer that’s autobiographical. It’s done in a style that resembles Robert Crumb’s.

My Friend Dahmer. I haven't read the comic book but they turned it into a movie that was, well, merely okay.

 

[Oxyjen]

Oh, we already know what Josh has been up to.

He could honestly do a lot worse.
Westcliffe is about the nicest and friendliest place I’ve visited in Colorado. Property is affordable and living costs aren’t crazy either. And the scenery is amazing.
Also if you’re allergic to LGBTQIAP+ flags or minorities, don’t worry, there aren’t any.

 

[ovqsnfat]

Josh when talking about the mega brain Hasan, he thinks doing another podcast with Anisa Ian is a good idea to boost his ratings.

For context, Anisa's podcast aside from the first 3 episodes has fewer views than Hasan's Australia stream.

Its worth noting that he's seemingly not actually planning to start an entire new podcast with Ian but was instead planning on either going on his podcast or having Ian on his own podcast.

 

[Col]

only church that has it as canon is the ethiopian orthodox church, which is a oriental orthodox church not in the communion with the main eastern orthodox church.

There is one good argument about it being "scripture", but then you have to either make cope arguments for either side on whether scripture=/=inspired or scripture=inspired. I think it is fine being non-inspired but still important. Here is a good video on the topic.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

My Friend Dahmer. I haven't read the comic book but they turned it into a movie that was, well, merely okay.

It’s very much the artist doing sad narration. It’s worth a read if you are interested in Dahmer, but honestly I do find the Dad the most interesting.

The Mom seemed kind of crazy. The Dad I have some interest in because he more talks about his kid I think to educate people out of guilt. He was a neglectful parent and admits such, but he tried to help his son a lot and I can kinda respect even if it was hiring a lawyer because his faggot son was creeping on kids. He tried to take responsibility for his mistake.

 

[Sneeds]

I don't know about Bakersfield. They have a pretty wild history of corruption in their law enforcement.

In 2017 there was a food riot and a police captain was ordered to open fire on the crowd. He refused and was taken into custody while his inferiors carried out the killing. I think it was something like 60 civilians killed. Either way, the local government conspired with the media to edit the footage which was later used as evidence to convict the captain. He ended up escaping prison at some point and joined some underground, anti-corporate resistance movement. He kidnapped some lady news reporter and all kinds of crazy shit went down.

Google "the butcher of Bakersfield."

All I know about Bakersfield is Buck Owens and Dwight Yoakum and "the Bakersfield sound."

EDP445 the pedo lived in Bakersfield btw

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

it seems the certificates for mati.live and madattheinternet.com are still expired. Probably a nothingburger since you can use the sites normally but Null should get to sweepin' already.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

it seems the certificates for mati.live and madattheinternet.com are still expired. Probably a nothingburger since you can use the sites normally but Null should get to sweepin' already.


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Why is your browsers font comic sans?

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I'm rewatching Josh's life is strange play through. Are only the episodes 1 and 5 archived?

 

[S1apSh0es]

Hey guys, I was looking for a specific clip / video from MATI and was hoping someone could help.

I’m looking for the trolling compilation called “We Do a Little Trolling” to the tune of Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows. It was a compilation of trolling JackBox streamers.

I believe it was featured on MATI in January or February of 2023.

Thanks!

 

[indomitable snowman]

Why is your browsers font comic sans?

Is he possibly David Kirk Ginders estranged husband?

 

[DavidS877]

Oregon welcomes all Athletes.

Aayden....

https://twitter.com/ReduxxMag/status/1779286258507747448

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Why is your browsers font comic sans?

Why isn't yours?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Arrest video of Elisa Jordana Andy Dick's ex wife. forgive me if this has already been posted didn't see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOwNPGsNgKU

Edit: Still watching but holy shit she is a crazy person. Lol those lip fillers Looks like a meth or coke head to me. She can't keep her hands still or stand still and repeatedly asks if she is going to jail. Motorized scooter guy is just chillin.
15:19 she shows the cop the video she livestreamed after he mentioned he was trying to figure out who was the primary aggressor
17:45 paramedics show up to check her out he talks to her for like ten seconds and walks away lul
20:00 their car is a really ugly yellow green color and the officer takes pictures of her injuries
24:15 Miranda Reading
28:00 she starts "crying"
30:15 she asks the cop if she can take a xnax lmao
31:25 random drunk homeless looking person shows up to join motorized scooter guy
33:30 they tell her she is getting arrested cue fake scream
35:50 she tells the officers she needs to make her youtube video private
36:40 they actually arrest her (she got arrested by nigger cop)
39:40 this could end up on TMZ like a min later she asks the cop to google her name for the last hour kek

pretty kino bodycam footage tbh

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Arrest video of Elisa Jordana Andy Dick's ex wife. forgive me if this has already been posted didn't see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOwNPGsNgKU

Edit: Still watching but holy shit she is a crazy person. Lol those lip fillers Looks like a meth or coke head to me. She can't keep her hands still or stand still and repeatedly asks if she is going to jail. Motorized scooter guy is just chillin.
15:19 she shows the cop the video she livestreamed after he mentioned he was trying to figure out who was the primary aggressor
17:45 paramedics show up to check her out he talks to her for like ten seconds and walks away lul
20:00 their car is a really ugly yellow green color and the officer takes pictures of her injuries
24:15 Miranda Reading
28:00 she starts "crying"
30:15 she asks the cop if she can take a xnax lmao
31:25 random drunk homeless looking person shows up to join motorized scooter guy
33:30 they tell her she is getting arrested cue fake scream
35:50 she tells the officers she needs to make her youtube video private
36:40 they actually arrest her (she got arrested by nigger cop)
39:40 this could end up on TMZ like a min later she asks the cop to google her name for the last hour kek

pretty kino bodycam footage tbh

 

[Sugriva]

Hey guys, I was looking for a specific clip / video from MATI and was hoping someone could help.

I’m looking for the trolling compilation called “We Do a Little Trolling” to the tune of Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows. It was a compilation of trolling JackBox streamers.

I believe it was featured on MATI in January or February of 2023.

Thanks!

 

[Slav Power]

I don't know where to post it so I'll post it here.

I've decided to whip up synced lyrics for Mike David's "Kill All The Gays".

The issue is that I can't tell exactly what he was rapping, and the only lyrics I could find were a forgotten Pastebin from 2016 which was full of errors and lyrics from Tekstowo that were more on point but were formatted even worse, so I tried my best to whip something together.

The lyrics sync should be good enough, I had to do that manually in foobar2000.

Spoiler: Lyrics

Grab your angel wings and your sack of cocaine
And make sure there is plenty of room in your bag for blades
Not the kind of blades you use to shave your legs
But the kind of blades that created the nineties craze
Right behind your legs there's a chubby butt with AIDS
Right behind the lens is a stubby cunt with braids
Better call the press, 'cause I got something to say
Before I end the pride parade with a fucking grenade
Roll your windows up, pussies, you're uptight
You can't possibly bump this at a red light
You wouldn't even fucking want it, it's hate speech
I didn't even know they was recording, they taped me
And I'm so embarrassed now
That I hope my parents don't
Download this album
And listen with their earphones
This is such a queer song
This is such a sheer thong
Faggots get your beards on
This is such a PIPE BOMB!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill the gays (Break, their, bones)

Lesbians too, 'cause they eat their own poo
They put urine in a pot and they make their own stew
I bet you're gonna throw up when you see what gays do
They drink their diarrhea in the back of J. Crew, it's true
Oh shoot, this song's so stupid
Fuck Jews!
Damnit Hitler
What, What did he do?
What did he do, a boo-boo, to Jew Jew, in Hebrew
And made me wanna shoot, shoot, shoo
With Teagen and Sarah, ladies out there ya
Did you look in the mirror when you cut all your hair off
You're just a pair of
Lesbian slut incest hookers
Suck your sister's dick while she's eating your boogers
Smash-cut to me with a machinegun
Shooting down gays while watching Glee re-runs
And Macklemore, I'm coming for you
Don't worry, when I was in third grade, I thought I was straight too

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break, their, bones)

If you're bi, I want you to die
Transgender, get into a fender bender
Ellen DeGeneres dresses up like men pretender
Little Dog Iggy's in the trunk, remember?
Now he's killing dogs, just to offend her
Pause with the cause, but this time inside of a blender
Raw with the pogs, and I think they're legally tender
And I'm dropping gays' jaws like the eleventh Septembers
I brought a gun to the set of Modern Family
Now Mitchell and Cam are in the backseat of my Camry
I found a hammer so I'm acting all hammery
And Jeffery Dahmer's drill came from Ebay, finally
Buckle up boys, we're headed to Milwaukee
And if I hear talking, I'll hit you with this golf thing
Then I think I heard Mitchell start coughing
He had a dick in his mouth like a hand inside a Claw Machine
It was so gross that I said "Fuck this"
Put the pedal to the floor, and I drove off of a cliff
If you make fun of a gay, they will jump off of a bridge
And if by any chance they live, just make them listen to this!

[Chorus]
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break their bones!)

Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays (Break, their, bones)

I'll attach the full song too for good measure.

The .zip file contains the synced .lrc file for use with your favorite music player that supports them.

If there are any more mistakes my ESL ass couldn't catch, let me know.