It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

[TrollCat's Owner]

What sort martial prowess do you pride yourself on?

You would know if you read my post. Just my wrestling alone is enough to fuck up 99 percent of the population.

 

[JamusActimus]

Not if it is to prove I am better than you. I truly don't think a person should be allowed to have an opinion if they aren't trained in combat or if they look like the pillsbury dough boy.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Quick pick of you guys together. Shouldn't be too hard right?

How does the Astral projection shit work anyway? Can you show down in the shadow realm or what?

We haven't met in person yet. We will do that in France in 4-5 months.

 

[Aljam]

You would know if you read my post. Just my wrestling alone is enough to fuck up 99 percent of the population.

If it weren't for the law of the land I would take you out like the other beta simp trash. I'm sigma. So ligma balls

We haven't met in person yet. We will do that in France in 4-5 months.

Because of that slip the 100 nugget challenge for Elaine is now a go

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Where are the slash marks on the arms in the topless pic?

Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves?

If I rape them back will that break the warranty on these raping machine elves?

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Where are the slash marks on the arms in the topless pic?


If I rape them back will that break the warranty on these machine elves?

Smartest Kiwi Farmer. It's almost like I took one pic BEFORE the other.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Smartest Kiwi Farmer. It's almost like I took one pic BEFORE the other.

Show the updated version with the scars.

I'm curious about these machine elves. Can you provide a quick description of them?
How do you perform your rituals also?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Some of you people think you're way funnier and cuter than you are.

Also even pretending you aren't just being a faggot for attention yeah, I'm sure Elaine would love if everyone just left her alone to sit in her apartment by herself to get high and sob or w/e. We all know that if there's anything people who try to insert themselves into everything hate, it's people paying attention to them.

If you actually were her boyfriend you'd be a really shitty one for trying to take away one of the only things she has.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Show the updated version with the scars.

I'm curious about these machine elves. Can you provide a quick description of them?
How do you perform your rituals also?

I'm not taking my bandages off but compare the scar on my shoulder to the one in the physique post, then compare the hand made figurine to the one in the image where I perform the ritual.

The machine elves are entities that I can communicate with in the astral realm. The are hard to describe with words but some googling should give you a vague idea. The only way to encounter them without skill in astral projection is if you use DMT.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'm not taking my bandages off but compare the scar on my shoulder to the one in the physique post,

what is the scar from? Is that from another ritual?

The machine elves are entities that I can communicate with in the astral realm. The are hard to describe with words but some googling should give you a vague idea. The only way to encounter them without skill in astral projection is if you use DMT.

So basically you need to be skilled in astral projection to be raped by these machine elves otherwise you won't encounter them? Fuck sake! Here was me lighting candles and I haven't even been brushing up on my astral projection!

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

what is the scar from? Is that from another ritual?

Yes. I made a contract with an entity who I cannot name due to the nature of our contract. He gives me enhanced physical strength and stamina, as well as inhuman pain tolerance. I made my contract with him because I was pissed about not making it into the UFC.

So basically you need to be skilled in astral projection to be raped by these machine elves otherwise you won't encounter them? Fuck sake! Here was me lighting candles and I haven't even been brushing up on my astral projection!

No, if you are skilled the machine elves won't rape you. They prefer to rape unwilling victims, you may have actually been raped by some before and you just haven't noticed. Most nightmares are the result of being raped by some sort of entity. Being raped occasionally and fully targeted by the machine elves is a completely different experience though.

 

[analrapist]

Yes. I made a contract with an entity who I cannot name due to the nature of our contract. He gives me enhanced physical strength and stamina, as well as inhuman pain tolerance. I made my contract with him because I was pissed about not making it into the UFC.

No, if you are skilled the machine elves won't rape you. They prefer to rape unwilling victims, you may have actually been raped by some before and you just haven't noticed. Most nightmares are the result of being raped by some sort of entity. Being raped occasionally and fully targeted by the machine elves is a completely different experience though.

Real demoniac hours, who up?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Yes. I made a contract with an entity who I cannot name due to the nature of our contract. He gives me enhanced physical strength and stamina, as well as inhuman pain tolerance. I made my contract with him because I was pissed about not making it into the UFC.

No, if you are skilled the machine elves won't rape you. They prefer to rape unwilling victims, you may have actually been raped by some before and you just haven't noticed. Most nightmares are the result of being raped by some sort of entity. Being raped occasionally and fully targeted by the machine elves is a completely different experience though.

I think you are being paranoid and schizo to the point it is unreal, please get out of the internet for a long time and meditate.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

I think you are being paranoid and schizo to the point it is unreal, please get out of the internet for a long time and meditate.

I have more experience with meditation than you. You can't sit still long enough to Astrally project without extensive meditation abilities. I am skilled enough to where I can still focus on the vibration even while distance running. And yes most of you just practice what is called "mindfulness". Actual meditation involves producing and studying the vibration effects, if you sit long enough and focus on it long enough you will realize the vibration is tied to all things.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Since I am also a NEET with rich parents I am willing to travel to you and face you in your own towns if you have access to a gym we can spar at or of your local ordinance allows mutual combat. I do not want to fight if I don't have to but if you refuse to leave Elaine alone then I will have no choice.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2024, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Hamstirer]

Down the street faggot.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Yes. I made a contract with an entity who I cannot name due to the nature of our contract. He gives me enhanced physical strength and stamina, as well as inhuman pain tolerance. I made my contract with him because I was pissed about not making it into the UFC.

nice! I have a contract with an entity named beer and I get similar buffs to my stats too.

No, if you are skilled the machine elves won't rape you. They prefer to rape unwilling victims, you may have actually been raped by some before and you just haven't noticed.

what happens if you are willing?

Most nightmares are the result of being raped by some sort of entity. Being raped occasionally and fully targeted by the machine elves is a completely different experience though.

Have you been fully targeted by these elves before?

 

[NaggotFigger]

I have more experience with meditation than you. You can't sit still long enough to Astrally project without extensive meditation abilities. I am skilled enough to where I can still focus on the vibration even while distance running. And yes most of you just practice what is called "mindfulness". Actual meditation involves producing and studying the vibration effects, if you sit long enough and focus on it long enough you will realize the vibration is tied to all things.

But then, who really cares about it? We do not take faggotry like this and listen to your schizo nonsense, pussy. Your painting skills sucks dick with the jagginess, have you ever take any actual painting class?
Those elves are likely to mock you more for being a fool.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2024, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Send me a photo of yourself out front of the venue with your username on a piece of a paper and I will show. If you don't prove you are actually at the location then you are obviously just trying to bait me into traveling for no reason. I am probably smarter than you as well and I have a feeling you never went to college.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

nice! I have a contract with an entity named beer and I get similar buffs to my stats too.

what happens if you are willing?

Have you been fully targeted by these elves before?

Stop trolling if you want serious responses.