It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

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I have my White army, you can't do shit to me bro. Your magic elves are not doing anything against my muskets!
 
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What happened to banning anyone who admits to talking to Elaine? Fuck this retard.
 
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Are white boys ok??
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No. I barely see white women my age in the streets anymore. The gender ratio is 109 M : 100 F with the majority of women being Arab, hindu, or black. Radical gender ideology and speech laws make it impossible to complain about troons and rapey faggots and I will love any white girl who will give me attention and who is willing to potentially consummate.

How can you fish when there are invasive species of catfish infesting the pond?
 
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Aljam said:
No. I barely see white women my age in the streets anymore. The gender ratio is 109 M : 100 F with the majority of women being Arab, hindu, or black. Radical gender ideology and speech laws make it impossible to complain about troons and rapey faggots and I will love any white girl who will give me attention and who is willing to potentially consummate.

How can you fish when there are invasive species of catfish infesting the pond?
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You really need to log off sometime
 
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And do what? Wander the streets smell debased crack and pollution throughout the city? To try and find what little remains of my country's heritage in this post modern hell scape? My country has no culture and history has been erased. It's a sea of fentanyl, crack, and curry. I tried to apply for maid and realized I could throw a brick at the prime minister or bant until I get life in prison where I can get fed better than on my own instead.
 
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Aljam said:
And do what? Wander the streets smell debased crack and pollution throughout the city? To try and find what little remains of my country's heritage in this post modern hell scape? My country has no culture and history has been erased. It's a sea of fentanyl, crack, and curry. I tried to apply for maid and realized I could throw a brick at the prime minister or bant until I get life in prison where I can get fed better than on my own instead.
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And do what?
Wander the streets
smell debased crack
and pollution throughout the city?
To try
and find
what little remains
of my country's heritage
in this
post modern hell scape?

My country has no culture
and history has been erased.
It's a sea of fentanyl, crack, and curry.
I tried to apply
for maid and realized
I could throw a brick at the prime minister
or bant until I get life in prison
where I can get fed better
than on my own instead.
 
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I was going to fight this faggot on the astral plane with my army of sleep paralysis demons. I went to the place his sigil pointed to but all I found was a bunch of machine elves who told me that they're not actually rapists, and that OP is a degenerate drug addict who sexually harasses everything in the astral plane.
 
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Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves
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> Read this line
> Spit out my drink laughing
> Husband asks what's so funny
How do you even begin to explain the absurdist nature of lolcows and how fucking hilarious they are? Every thread has a hidden masterpiece in a single line of text. Once were farmers, now truly gem miners of the real Internet.

(*except for animal fuckers, they all need the wall and bring no joy to anyone).
 
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The Elaine thread is filled with a bunch of boring faggots and it also really shows in this thread by you wastes of space pumping this thread up to ten pages already. Some woman is trying to be internet famous, who gives a fuck. If Patrick loses lolcow of the year again to this type of shit I hope Putler abolishes democracy worldwide.
 
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OP, how did you imagine this would go?

You turned up with a DYEL photo to try to persuade people to stop talking about someone you haven't met, spouting some sort of CPU Goddess Blueheart-level insane nonsense about being able to control time and space through astral fields.

What results did you expect?

Obviously people are going to laugh at you. You've behaved ridiculously. They're going to make fun of you until they get bored and you will then be either ignored or banned. You will achieve nothing here.
 
Red Frida said:
The Elaine thread is filled with a bunch of boring faggots and it also really shows in this thread also by you wastes of space pumping this thread up to ten pages already. Some woman is trying to be internet famous, who gives a fuck. If Patrick loses lolcow of the year again to this type of shit I hope Putler abolishes democracy worldwide.
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I'm sure it's just rose-tinted nostalgia, but lolcow content used to be authentically, intrinsically funnier. The overwhelming majority of lolcow threads on the site now are brittle screeching about "They're FAT! They're FAT! I'M NOT FAT" or brittle screeching about "They're MENTALLY ILL! I TAKE MY MEDS".

The milk is coming from inside the site most of the time now. There's not something intrinsically funny about someone being obese or a self harmer. They're a dime a dozen. What else makes their content worthy of attention? If they have a following only so that our damaged little flock can scream in threads "I'm better than them! I'm better than them!", well, I guess that provides some folk with an outlet for their feelings, but it doesn't make it funny. It's self soothing, rocking, hand flapping autism. You don't need to be posting thousands of posts about someone who is obviously stuck in the sewage outflow of life to feel better about yourself.

This Elaine clearly needs some kind of help but she doesn't seem like the only one if this business has been going on for three years.

As for this fool of an OP, this is a terrible gimmick for gimmickposting.
 
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This has to be a gayop. No guy should be this retarded to post smth like this, especially here.
Hope OP enjoys peeing on her.

Btw, Elaine has absoluty disgusting hands, they look more Alien than human. Fits perfectly to rest of her tbh.
 
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