Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%

  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%
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I am a woman, and this is me telling you that you look 1,537% homosexual. Between wondering if your lips are implants or five different THOT filters, you set my gaydar off so hard that my instinct is to ask you about who hurt you and then to make sure you don't have any access to children. Expressing that you think virginity at 16 is some kind of issue seals it that you were molested by a faggot (which you deny being the loss of your virginity) at a young age, to which your brain has reacted by using normalization through hypersexual behavior to cope with the trauma.

Stop being an autistic faggot and get some professional and familial help rather than using cognitive dissonance as a communicably infectious bandage. I'm not joking.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
I am a woman, and this is me telling you that you look 1,537% homosexual. Between wondering if your lips are implants or five different THOT filters, you set my gaydar off so hard that my instinct is to ask you about who hurt you and then to make sure you don't have any access to children. Expressing that you think virginity at 16 is some kind of issue seals it that you were molested by a faggot (which you deny being the loss of your virginity) at a young age, to which your brain has reacted by using normalization through hypersexual behavior to cope with the trauma.

Stop being an autistic faggot and get some professional and familial help rather than using cognitive dissonance as a communicably infectious bandage. I'm not joking.
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Wo(man) ramblings dnrd
 
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Cryogonal2 said:
This is the best thread since Null's cheese debate.
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The Great Cheese War™️ of 2023?4? is merely at a ceasefire at the moment. It could reignite at any moment with the inadvertent mentioning of cheddar by a careless superchatter on the next MATI stream. And then God help us all....
SandyHooker said:
You put in all that effort, and I lost my virginity at the same age despite the fact that I was already starting to go bald and I dressed up in denim clothes that were all tattered and dirty from me skateboarding every day.

Lol, lmao even.
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Hey everyone, I found Tim Pool's KiwiFarms account!!!
Sammich said:
Yeah, I sort of agree with this, but I think that's a path that a lot of young kids are pushed down, and they aren't aware of the damage being done. That's more an argument about societal pressures than anything though, same with sex work for women, it does SO much damage.
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You don't understand bro, he does teh sex! He's done more of teh sex than anyone else that has ever sexed!!! All that matters in life is looks an TEH SEXXX!!!!

Until his looks fade, and he realizes that shallow, vapid things like appearance aren't things that you should base your entire life around.
Laplace Victim said:
I wasn't trying to deceive anyone, it was just bad cropping on my end.
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Ah yes, Aydien (LMAO) Dowling. The famous(?) trans-man who made it on the cover of a men's fitness magazine. And sure, the pooners do tend to pass better than the hulking, bearded Hons.... until the illusion is shattered when you see them in a realistic setting that isn't carefully curated, lighted, and framed in the perfect way to make them look as manly as possible. And this one was admittedly hard to find some candid shots to compare to. Most everything online seems to be scrubbed and carefully curated to maintain the image. But here's one where "he" is caught in the wild with what appears to be a flock of native Hawaiian Gorlocks. Apparently celebrating one of their "2-spirit native" pet project queer mythologies.... which is an autistic genderspecial sub-genre that I never wanted to know that existed.
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Truly a stunning and brave "man"!!! A real Connor Macgregor doppelganger! (At 7/8ths scale, DIY HRT mandatory, cock and balls not included, bonus frog voice inside! TERFs need not apply.)
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turkishoni22 said:
mirin coping skills im also aware that you have a subhuman mug
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OK, honestly though, I admire your flex, bro. I've always had poor self-esteem and trouble with the ladies. I really need to work on myself, and it looks like you have a good grasp on how to take care of things in that department. At the risk of getting dog-piled, here's an actual facedoxxx, any pointers you can help someone like me with for look maxing?
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Crex Crex said:
This thread is (further) proof internet access should be forbidden to autists.
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Nah, then where would we get our supply of laughs?
 
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I read the whole thread, it wasn't worth it. Some funny posts tho.
You were already good looking before you "looksmaxxed" OP. Your appearance isn't why you got laid, you are picking up whores who will sleep with any semi-attractive male.
Imagine needing to cater to women's shallow tendences to get laid though. Couldn't be me.
 
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>this entire thread
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In all seriousness: zoomers need to level their opsec skills. Gen X and millenials will remain their bosses for the next 20-35 years, they will decide if you get a well paying job or not and they will consider your intrarwerbz activities more than the boomers or HR Karens do. And we will gatekeep you morons very hard.
 
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Space Roman said:
Good fucking god, this thread has become the biggest salt mine of the site, I believed that such levels of homosexuality could not be reached outside of reddit and tumblr.
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When the Gaza/Israel stuff happened on Oct 7 I was really shocked at how many people supported Israel, and how some people here were actually Israeli. Let me say, i'm not shocked how many people here are literal homosexuals. I wouldn't be too surprised if that is somehow related.
 
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Sammich said:
When the Gaza/Israel stuff happened on Oct 7 I was really shocked at how many people supported Israel, and how some people here were actually Israeli. Let me say, i'm not shocked how many people here are literal homosexuals. I wouldn't be too surprised if that is somehow related.
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It's not so much supporting Israel as it is recognizing that Muhammad Abu-Goatfucker isn't your buddy because you also don't like Jews.

Moshe Noseberg may be a whiner and a schemer, but he's not gonna stab you if he thinks you looked at him cross-eyed.
 
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Meat Target said:
It's not so much supporting Israel as it is recognizing that Muhammad Abu-Goatfucker isn't your buddy because you also don't like Jews.
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Not going to derail the 100 pages of people calling a kid a faggot, but that's not what i said at all. I said i was surprised at the amount of people that openly sucked jewish cock. You attempting to do a run in.. WELL AT LEAST I AIN'T SUCKING MUSLIM COCK.. JEWISH COCK JUST TASTES BETTER OKAY. I think you missed the point. Just because i like waffles doesn't mean i hate pancakes, you goofy bitch. It's cool to not suck either, you know?
 
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