Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Anasa Tristis]

Uh, so did you break up with him before or after that

No comment.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I don't know why she is complaining. Someone mocked the size of her "penis", that's totally validating!

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/USBmx

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Got mockingly called a “one incher” by partner (self.ftm)
submitted 3 hours ago by shinonom

Just to preface, I did immediately communicate that the comment made me uncomfortable and they apologized.

But I’m so… confused. They know I’m really uncomfortable with my body, I’ve always had low self esteem. And I was really hesitant to even let them touch there, and clearly that was a damn mistake. Because afterwards, the lovely ~pillow talk~ was about how I basically have a micropenis.

How can I approach this topic again?? Because it really, really hurt my feelings. And yeah they apologized, but I’m never letting them touch there again bc that’s all I can think about. Am I overreacting?

Ngl I was kinda proud of the growth before haha…

On the "DIY" front, one of the vendors that Kiwifarms reported, Astrovials, turns out to have been scamming people by taking orders for product they don't have, and their solution was to become a Ponzi scheme. If only the DIY community had listened to our warnings about the dangers of troonshine.

https://archive.ph/hZyeT

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Based on their latest update, their responses on twitter and some other information we're not quite ready to discuss publicly yet, we have some serious concerns about their business continuity. You can look through this conversation on twitter. Astrovials has sold an extremely large number of vials they do not actually have, nor can even confidently say they will be able to make, and their response to this is to sell even more vials.

We removed them from the site for now as this behaviour is wildly inappropriate and completely unacceptable. The reason we hadn't posted a public statement yet is we weren't sure what to say, it doesn't seem like they're knowingly scamming anyone but they are definitionally insolvent and seem to be in denial about that. Unsurprisingly most of us behind diyhrt.market work in tech, we've seen plenty bankruptcies happen first hand and this is exactly what it looks like.

It's not impossible they'll recover, infact I'd say there's a decent chance they will, but thats more of a gamble than we're willing to be complicit in.

If you are a homebrewer you should not be selling stock you don't have, its that simple.

Comments section on this post are gold

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/6EJw1

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Vegans are as unsafe as trans people (self.trans)

I stepped outside of my camper to a new neighbor. We chatted briefly. He asked us about our travels.

I said, "We stay up in this part of the country. I'm transgender and just don't feel safe in a lot of other states, and I'd like to go on living!"
I laughed.

He laughed and said, "I know the feeling. There are a lot of states I'm afraid to go to as well: I'm a vegetarian."

*mic drop*

 

[Blanche]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who occasionally feels like they've inadvertently stumbled into a sinister alternate dimension when reading this thread.

She's talking about a man who is obviously routinely cheating on her and is likely a paedophile who hangs around schools based on her description, while she is a mutilated bedlamite who has mothered a child with said individual. Yet the casual way she phrases her post sounds like her grievance is him leaving the toilet seat up when he has a piss or something.

These people have far exceeded the limits of redemption and common sense.

What bothers me most about this is that she knows he is trying to get sex from minors, but has she reported this behavior to the police? Probably not.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Anyone wanna crowdfund this movie?

Oh thank God a transgender creator has finally come up with the brave and original idea of making a work about what it's like to be transgender. I don't know about you, but I'm sick of the way transgender creators never, ever talk about the fact that they're trans.

 

[GettrGriftr]

It really is just the case that the happiest troons are the ones who through a combination of autism, delusion and double think, convince themselves that the illusion is working. All the hormones, all the surgery, it's all meaningless, it's all about doing the rituals needed to convince them that someone looking at them in public won't clock them instantly. Everything else is just window dressing on that core desire

Or that because not every single passer-by doesn't stop and go all Donald Sutherland "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" shrieking at them totally means that they appear to everyone as that heckin' uwu anime smol (er, 6'2" linebacker) bean.

 

[melty]

Anyone wanna crowdfund this movie?

This movie would be good if it was the opposite. The troon comes out to the family, and the movie takes you through the family's horror as the troon is caught stealing the mother's underwear, using household objects as dildos and putting them back, ejaculating inappropriate places, and grooming children. The film is about the reactions of the family as what was a nice if quiet boy slowly turns into horror troon. The troon could also be the family father and the film goes through the reactions of the wife and the daughters to the new "mom" trying to skinwalk the wife and or daughter, bringing in gross troons to bang, gets a gross botched amhole and throws a fit when the wife doesn't want to touch it, etc. That's a proper horror film.

 

[Geraldine]

Seeking constant validation for some reason.
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For reference, here is a thread with a selfie.
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I passed at the airport today!! But my roommate says he only sees a guy when he looks at me. Age and gender?

To be fair, not altogether awful. Might pass if I saw him in passing without talking up close,
Can't read the mind of the TSA guy of course.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I'm going to be honest, I think having a newborns foreskin cut off (which has been done for thousands of years, instead of being pioneered in the mid 20th century) is quite a bit different than a teenager having their breasts cut off, or having their penis inverted into a permanent wound.

And is certainly galaxies different than clitorises being cut off. You know, like actual genital mutilation!

Late, I know.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This movie would be good if it was the opposite. The troon comes out to the family, and the movie takes you through the family's horror as the troon is caught stealing the mother's underwear, using household objects as dildos and putting them back, ejaculating inappropriate places, and grooming children. The film is about the reactions of the family as what was a nice if quiet boy slowly turns into horror troon. The troon could also be the family father and the film goes through the reactions of the wife and the daughters to the new "mom" trying to skinwalk the wife and or daughter, bringing in gross troons to bang, gets a gross botched amhole and throws a fit when the wife doesn't want to touch it, etc. That's a proper horror film.

Done right thats a great idea for a movie.
Get Tobe Hooper or Stuart Gordon to direct it, or shit, early 80's John Carpenter (or Cronenberg if you want to go the full body horror route)

I'd watch it.
Can you imagine the fucking reees from the people of gender if someone made a horror movie that showed all the shit troons put their families through and pulled no punches?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Can you imagine the fucking reees from the people of gender of someone made a horror movie that showed all the shit troons put their families through and pulled no punches?

Weren't they up in arms about that Troon antagonist in that horror game?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Weren't they up in arms about that Troon antagonist in that horror game?

Yeah they hate it. Any "representation" that isn't the most astroturfed glitterjob makes them see red and foam at the mouth.
I watched an interview with Richard O'Brian (old school transvestite that wrote The Rocky Horror Show) laughing at gender specials that were crying to him that the fucking Rocky Horror Show of all things was transphobic because Frank died at the end and the message was that self indulgent hedonism was a bad thing.
They freak out at anything that doesn't hugbox and embrace their deviance.
They hate seeing troon villains.

 

[PandaChai]

To be fair, not altogether awful.

What a nice looking middle aged Jewess, shame about the man mitts

 

[Shiki Ouji]

To be fair, not altogether awful. Might pass if I saw him in passing without talking up close,
Can't read the mind of the TSA guy of course.

It's because the picture is grainy and low quality. Take 5 seconds to actually look at that face, and reevaluate accordingly. There is no way in hell this one passes, not even slightly

EDIT: Look at how gangly this man is, he's practically all gangles. If we saw him walk or move, it would be apparent even from a good distance

 

[GettrGriftr]

Any "representation" that isn't the most astroturfed glitterjob makes them see red and foam at the mouth.

Any representation that isn't this middle bit is verboten.

 

[TismFarmer]

A Kiwi film about Trannys?!
I bet it manages to centre Maori culture because you can't make media in NZ without that

 

[Geraldine]

There is no way in hell this one passes, not even slightly

Really none of them ever really pass, but there's a "spectrum" (sorry) from not so awful to terrifying.
And if he was rushing past me in a crowded airport and I didn't get a good look at him ...
Unlike the previous troon selfie I posted. You know the one. Chad, but with tits.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

A Kiwi film about Trannys?!
I bet it manages to centre Maori culture because you can't make media in NZ without that

Make the tranny Maori, then anyone complaining about the film can be deemed racist or infantilising Maori people with their white saviour complex.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

The first BF of my young teenage life, his father suddenly grabbed him and shaved him bald with an electric razor. (No troon connection, just extreme parental frustration and creative discipline.) He had a big round head and looked like a walking light bulb with Charles Manson eyes after. His parents made him go to school and around town looking that way too. All that did was add to his reputation and ego. And increasing madness. A few months later he burned their house down.

Simple solution would be to wear a hat. Or possibly one of those chemo bandanas that make-a-wish kids wear to hide their hardboiled scalp. Faking cancer would prevent teachers from demanding him to remove his headwear and as a bonus, he probably could have played up the sympathy for attention from the girls. Seems a lot more constructive of a solution than arson.

TIPS:"There's a lot of scientific evidence that confirms trans people's brains matches the gender they identify with".Also TIPS:"Brain scans scare me because what if it turns out I'm wrong?" For people who are so confident that science backs them up, they sure are scared to take a brain scan.

If there were a such thing as male-brain female-brain, then we could prove that transing is actually a necessary process for some folks' mental health, and we could screen out people that just have a fetish or want to hop on the latest trend. I would be all on board with some goddamn concrete criteria to cut their numbers to a tenth and bring their visibility/popularity back to pre-2010's numbers.

They do not want this to be a reality. They claim this bunk science, but have no proof of it, and most would not provide the proof even if they had it out of fear that their feelings on their own "gender" would actually be proven false. They want the final decision on the matter to be the patient's feelings, no matter what.

Weren't they up in arms about that Troon antagonist in that horror game?

...Resident Evil: Code Veronica is getting a remake?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Resident Evil: Code Veronica is getting a remake?

Be interesting to see if Capcom cucks and changes Alfred Ashcroft, his fucking Norman Bates reveal when you find out his brain snapped and he's been LARPing as Alexia is the exact sort of thing Troons fucking hate because it hits too close to home - a crazy narcissistic Troon that steals his sisters clothes and skinwalks as her, right down to the weird creepy as fuck voice.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Anyone wanna crowdfund this movie?

Honestly as troonshit goes, and it goes very low, this looks like it could have some potential. The main troon looks like an off version of Enid from ghostworld tho so that might be swaying me.
But compared to the standard of the rest of the troon shit that nepo propaganda businesses like Nebula throw money at, it looks a lot more promising. Kiwis(NZ, that is..) are generally pretty alright.