Warhammer 40k

Kyuruma said:
You're not only giving up and letting these freaks take the future of your hobby, you're letting them take the past too. Rub the past in their face and be a fucking NIGGER in this hobby. 3D print minis, convince other people to do the same, buy used models, buy old models, do something other than cry and shit your pants when these people start exerting influence. Giving up just hands it to them on a silver platter.
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And if you absolutely have to get new models because of tournaments get them from a 3rd party store or online retailer. Probably better to get used or 3d print though. A lot of prints are decent enough that people won’t notice. Plus I bet a lot of people have large backlogs.

I’d be so pissed if I was one of their sales or customer service reps. Just because of all the bs I’d have to deal with. The people who push these ideas are never on the front lines nor are their jobs at risk if sales dip.
Grimoire Canthari said:
You'd think GW would go "we're selling expensive minis to nerds who think they're too good to be crack addicts" and leave it at that. Or just have some badass Soriritas/IG/Eldar/Admech (please) women doing their usual as some new named characters. They could've even taken characters from their books and gone "lol she has a pretty model and rules, now look at this lore blurb where she kicks ass and isn't skankily dressed, isn't that cool?" Or get a hot prettyboy who kicks ass, lots of women go "Legolas hot" and then like LoTR.

Also how did banning fans animating their 40k OCs go? I thought that was meant to draw more eyes towards their Warhammer TV shit, but I haven't heard anything about it. Then again, I'm kinda mentally stuck in 8th edition and don't engage with the fanbase much.
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They’re really playing with fire. If they massively change the ip it’ll lose all its luster. Making it tolerable to modern sensibilities will kill the company. If they did the same thing in the 90s by caving into the soccer mom crowd, I would never have picked up the hobby. Changing the hobby isn’t going to bring more people in.

I already cancelled my white dwarf subscription. I’m one of the few that still are on it probably. But yeah it’ll save me a little bit.
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
I guess now is the time to get off the ride for Warhammer 40K. The End and the Death is to Warhammer what End Game was to Marvel movies, now everything that follows in its wake will be in the realm of no-shits-given terrible decision making permitted by diminished returns, because now Warhammer has been deemed to have run its course. Using cloak and dagger shit to retcon female Custodes was a retarded move that nobody will admire the writers for making, especially since we have Sisters of Silence as female Custode equivalents anyway.

It's a shame really, Warhammer 40K was the last IP I still had any fondness for. I guess now the only IP refuge of any quality is Middle Earth since nothing outside of Tolkien's words will ever be canon, no matter how hard Amazon tries to shit it up.
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What’s in the public domain? I’m actually serious haha.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Why are you behaving like some obtuse retard who can't understand that I can like my hobby and not have an exclusive knowledge of every facet of one sub-faction of an entire universe of factions? I'm trying to explain to you that the faggotification of this hobby has already been observed in other hobbies and it's an incremental process that's well on it's way. Why do you cope for this? Do I have to know what Farris Manus' dick smells like from some forgotten edition for you to observe what is happening or are you going to continue to be on your gay shit all day?
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Calm down
 
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On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Hot hard buff Custodes , their cocks throbbing hard
Forty more girl Custodes out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

Orgy in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming Primaris butt
Like a breeding grox wanting to rut

Forty naked Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Forty naked Custodes wanting to be fucked
Custodes in the showers at Dan Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck Primaris cocks
Dan Ranch really rocks

Big hard throbbing cocks, getting sucked real deep
Custodes even getting fucked in their sleep
Dan Ranch, it rocks
Custodes love big hard Primaris cocks

In honour of Dan Abnett and his yugioh Emperor vs Horus in the End and the death. #new40k #femalecustodes #warhammer #Gamesworkshop #musclegirl #dommymommy
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I started 40k a few months ago and the custodes are my favorite human faction. The introduction of female custodes, although pretty fucking weird and out of left field, doesnt bother me because i can always choose to not put them in my army, i can always choose to not acknowledge them. I get the outrage since the community is very passionate, but saying that youll drop a hobby as a whole for something that it is inconsequential is pretty dumb. If i went with that logic, i wouldnt have any hobbies. Not trying to start shit or saying that people are invalid in their feelings. Also Sisters of Silence are the true "honorary" custodes in my book.
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Again, it is not the adding of females that is the problem, it is the reason. Do you understand?
 
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Male Idiot said:
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Alright, now I know who you are on Archive of our Own.
Grimoire Canthari said:
Or get a hot prettyboy who kicks ass, lots of women go "Legolas hot" and then like LoTR.
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Time to repost a favourite:
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Mikoyan said:
I really don't want to touch this whole thing with a ten foot pole buuuut:

I don't think even GW thinks this is about actual women.
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FedPostalService said:
100% tranny pandering. It’s Henry Cavill I feel sorry for. He’s going to have to transition or start a new army now.
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I'm inclined to agree with this.

Simply put, women as a demographic do not and never will care about wargames or military science fiction. Outliers aside, it is simply not a subject matter that they are interested in, and there's no number of female characters that will ever change this. For comparison, take this 270k survey study on male/female engagement in video games by genre:
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I suspect that female engagement with any facet of GW IP, including painting, fiction, and video games, is around 5% with the likes of FPS video games. If there are any public GW shareholder reports that confirm or deny this, I'd appreciate it.

I believe even GW is aware that the female demographic is a lost cause. So who are female Custodes for? Who are the people ultimately clamoring for female Space Marines? Why, troons and their male allies of course, if not some sort of ESG scheme (which I'm personally not convinced of). Unlike women, troons and male allies do have a vocal interest in 40k. It's why Space Marines painted in tranny colors shoot to the top of reddit at least once a month. Unlike women, troons and male allies are a demographic with potential to be enticed into buying GW product. Because they're men.

For the record, as fine as they are, I don't even believe that Sisters of Battle are intended for a female audience. They're first and foremost meant for guys who want to paint chicks and have a nun or warrior woman fetish.
 
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It never even dawned on me it was about trannies. Great, another thing they have ruined.

Sisters have been overwhelmingly played by dudes as long as I can remember. I played them in 3rd ed and back in the early/mid 2000s, I knew of... two other players in the forums, mailing lists etc who were also female. And one of them was married to one of the guy Sisters players.

Second Missing Primarch said:
Night Lords fangirls amuse and confuse me in equal measure.
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I simp for the other emo boy personally, but I blame Aaron Dembski-Bowden. I have ~four thousand points of the fuckers and it's entirely his fault.
 
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Alter Ego said:
For the record, as fine as they are, I don't even believe that Sisters of Battle are intended for a female audience. They're first and foremost meant for guys who want to paint chicks and have a nun or warrior woman fetish.
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I seem to remember so mild drama ages ago about someone getting banned from some painting competition because he kept submitting a graphic Slanneshi rape dioramas featuring Sisters of Battle as their fuck toys and straight away I thought, “that has to be a tranny.”
 
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You guys cant be real "40k was the last bastion for me" there have to be other scifis you are cared about or other table tops you cared about right? Its why the fact people just say 3D print or recast Warhammer makes me roll my eyes. You do nothing to hurt GW if you continue to play in the GW sphere and use models aligned to it. Your refusal to even try alternatives really does kill the table top scene like what happened to playing 9th age or Kings of War? WHO CARES OLD WORLD IS BACK BABY GW BURNED ME ONCE BUT IM BACK TO OWN AGE OF SHITMAR!
 
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Mr Processor said:
At this point I feel like we need a manual to cover this with a title like, "So, the corporation that publishes your favorite hobby has been taken over by woke Blackrock funded retards?"

I think the first thing I'd put in it is, "DON'T PANIC" and the next thing would be locate your trusty towel. Wait. That's just The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, ok scratch the part about the towel (though towels are really handy).

So here's some starting points:
1. An emotional reaction is what they are after, so don't give it to them. (That doesn't mean don't have an emotional reaction, just don't let them know. Iron Within and all that.)
2. Talk to your actual friends who enjoy the hobby with you and bounce ideas off of each other.
3. Instead of throwing thousands of dollars/pounds worth of minis away, just box them up and put them away for now. You'll thank me later. (I understand the impulse to toss them in the trash, but that impulse might pass.)
4. Find something else that you can enjoy while waiting. Trust me there is other stuff out there that you didn't have time for because you were focusing on your other hobby, and this will always be true.
5. Remember to laugh at every catastrophe the woke retards inflict on the company that betrayed you if you become aware of it. They don't want your laughter they want grief.
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Wise words of wisdom.

Heed the old nerds of the TSR era.

This, too, shall pass.
 
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iceteayo said:
there have to be other scifis you are cared about or other table tops you cared about right?
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Star Trek and Star Wars went down the shitter. An lot of stuff is catering to the "third gender" nonsense or outright mentioning trannies bodysurfing or something. Everything else is either dead or just got milked to death by Hollywood or the DEI cult.

I just want to see when will these companies start going under, tbh
 
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I hate Harry Potter too.

But definately don't throw your minis out. Either just stash them in a box, or sell them as second hand. I used to get stuff from Ebay when I still did 40k. Did the amazon deal axe the reselling?
 
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