Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

My mom has an ESA dog. He isn't trained to do shit but the impact is clear, she was on her way to a self exit before she got the little shit toboggan.

I fully agree that pets can be wonderful and even life-saving companions for those who deal with depression, anxiety, PTSD, etc. In addition to the companionship, having responsibility for another living creature can provide some meaning and stability to life.

Anyone who claims that they can't hold it together for a few hours in public without their pet doesn't need a pet, though, they need a tard wrangler (also, they're probably significantly faking/exaggerating their need for constant companionship).

 

[Whaler]

If you're capable of parading yourself online and blogging about your life on Youtube and are perfectly capable of arguing with people/employees over the status of your animal, you DO NOT need a support animal. You either need a therapist or a swift boot to your ass.

 

[a terminal posture]

Here is my CIVIL WAR movie review

Was anticipating this 'review' (what Jack does really doesn't qualify as a review) because I thought we'd get some good political sperging but he hated it so much he didn't even bother to mention if it was political. To be fair, from what I've heard it sounds like a horrible movie.

 

[semitooth]

Here is my CIVIL WAR movie review

Was anticipating this 'review' (what Jack does really doesn't qualify as a review) because I thought we'd get some good political sperging but he hated it so much he didn't even bother to mention if it was political. To be fair, from what I've heard it sounds like a horrible movie.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

So I guess Civil War is going to be fucking good

 

[Tiresome]

I knew the "Civil War" review was coming and I was 100% expecting to hear "Umm, it's really fubby you guys, and dere is NO politics, and its'd NOT biolent, and uh B+."

 

[PlasticOwls]

Not that it's on the topic of Jack, but call ducks are domesticated birds and well-behaved as pets.

They easily wear diapers, so the idea of these ducks shitting in public is questionable. If you can do the same thing for a literal pigeon, you absolutely can train a call duck.

I dislike the majority of ducks, but it's hard to be mad at this particular species of duck.

Y'all be hating

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"SENSELESS KILLING"

"I DON'T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR!"

"NO POLITICAL MESSAGES!"

I don't know the quality of this movie, but Jack really seems to complain that an anti-war movie is not going to have clear good guys and bad guys, that it's all killing.

Not saying the movie is good but it feels like Jack went into it thinking it fulfilled the right wing fantasies of a new civil war and wanted to root for whatever the MAGA side is.

 

[Tablet County]

Not that it's on the topic of Jack, but call ducks are domesticated birds and well-behaved as pets.

They easily wear diapers, so the idea of these ducks shitting in public is questionable. If you can do the same thing for a literal pigeon, you absolutely can train a call duck.

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I dislike the majority of ducks, but it's hard to be mad at this particular species of duck.

Y'all be hating

Can be loud as shit though. Thus the "call" part of their name. That and they were used by duck hunters to lure wild ducks.

 

[Andoxico]

Weekly "pretend everything is improving" update:
4/15/24
Weight 259
BP 145/66
Sugar 111

 

[densedance]

 

[p1138]

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That honestly looks like a dog shit on a pile of scrambled eggs that a cat had thrown up.

 

[eatler]

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This sounds like a threat….

That honestly looks like a dog shit on a pile of scrambled eggs that a cat had thrown up.

You know it has to have the worst mouth feel. It’s got to be all goop and gristle.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Looks like Jack is scavenging leftovers from dumpsters. With his ballooning weight, his insatiable appetite, and his regressing intelligence I am starting to wonder whether he's slowly turning into a werebear.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack got a little wild with the video editor today.

Also Hammy's wrist is about to explode out of that strap.

 

[Rubber Plant]

Jack got a little wild with the video editor today.

Also Hammy's wrist is about to explode out of that strap.

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Nothing better than a product review where you don't even review the product. Never change Jack.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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That looks fucking disgusting and like a coronary waiting to happen. What is his obsession with carnivore pizza anyway? Pizza with no sauce and a crust made of canned chicken or pork rinds sounds absolutely disgusting.

 

[Enig]

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A bunch of cat food and cheese dumped on singed scrambled eggs, don't even need to watch to figure out his culinary masterpiece that someone on tiktok invented

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That looks fucking disgusting and like a coronary waiting to happen. What is his obsession with carnivore pizza anyway? Pizza with no sauce and a crust made of canned chicken or pork rinds sounds absolutely disgusting.

Like just do a "pizza omelette" or something. Pretty much every pizza topping and cheese also works in an omelette and you don't need some kind of weird canned chicken "crust" for it either.

 

[semitooth]

Weekly "pretend everything is improving" update:
4/15/24
Weight 259
BP 145/66
Sugar 111
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