Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The "shit list" is retarded. Josh isn't stalking multiple women, he doesn't leave his home. Fantasizing about women and cooming to their social media pictures doesn't make him evil, it makes him like 90% of every other degenerate male with Internet access.

The only thing I would consider fucked up that he does is jerking off to fangirls on facetime. However, I've never saw the video or evidence of that happening, I've only heard the story told and I am suspicious about the claims either way because what were these buddy trolls who went out of their way to get his contact info and contact him saying to him? Are they saying "omg i'd totally suck your dick i love your videos you're such a hot goth badboy!" and then surprised when a retard whips his dick out on facetime? Or is it completely unwarranted?

Him being racist/transphobic/homophobic whatever the fuck is based, but he's also a FUCKING RETARD and 99% of the time he's repeating jokes from movies/television/memes that he absolutely doesn't understand. Most people have trouble navigating the complexities of retarded faggoty woke politics, I don't really expect a retard who can't add 1+1 or spell a 5 letter word to understand that "cosby kids" is racist.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

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lmao never seen it before either that screenshot is golden too, such a sarrow filled expression inspite of this delicious meal he is chowin down on.

One other thing we can blame NAL for is that she convinced him to shave off that long-ass goatee. That's a good 18 months of growth and a couple of days before she arrived he shaved everything off.

 

[peachlover669]

One other thing we can blame NAL for is that she convinced him to shave off that long-ass goatee. That's a good 18 months of growth and a couple of days before she arrived he shaved everything off.

I was gonna say that his current look is too humorous to be upset about but I cant lie im getting a bit sick of egghead cobes, its an utterly disgusting look he has right now and ANYTHING even a wizard tier goatee would help in alleviating that egg of a head he has

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I trust and believe Cobra will go live when he feels like it but it's been a minute and I miss that BOY.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

lol saintpuffers absolutely dressed it up to make his list more compelling, yeah. I really should have made it more clear during the stream that my enthusiasm for him was more about the archiving and that rare clip he had. For what it's worth I will be happy to talk about it next stream. Sorry about that gang, I'll be more careful going forward.

It's important that you don't feed or validate the alogs in any way after recent events. Saintpuffers list indirectly encouraged behavior that got the sub shut down in the first place.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

They’re still bitter over a stupid fucking bug. “His pet praying mantis” dude it was a dumb insect that crawled into his abode. I wonder how horrified these redditards would be if they saw one of those dead bug collections, those people must be like bug Hitler to the sub. I think they’re cool bugs I guess, but 100-200 hatch all at once, Cobes getting one blasted and making a gothic bad boy staff isn’t going to make them extinct. I won’t excuse the THC stuff but as mentioned before, he’s literally a sub-80 IQ retard who grew up in the age of dumbass potheads telling everyone who would listen about how “great of a medicine it is, dood.”

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

They’re still bitter over a stupid fucking bug. “His pet praying mantis” dude it was a dumb insect that crawled into his abode. I wonder how horrified these redditards would be if they saw one of those dead bug collections, those people must be like bug Hitler to the sub.

I never thought of it that way. If the alogs were logically consistent, walking into any state museum and seeing the collections of insects pinned in glass cases must be like a Jew taking a tour of Auschwitz.

But they are not logically consistent, they are retarded.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I've never seen the Bog Den hotdog challenge until today, and it is by far the best example of how he eats.

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What's funny is there is photographic evidence of Clint eating the EXACT same way. He's standing in the street with a hotdog, apple gripped, halfway down his throat as he's in the process of eating it in what has to be 2, maybe 3, giant disgusting gulping bites. Never seen anyone else eat like that. Almost like they have teeth in their throats.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I never thought of it that way. If the alogs were logically consistent, walking into any state museum and seeing the collections of insects pinned in glass cases must be like a Jew taking a tour of Auschwitz.

But they are not logically consistent, they are retarded.

I've got a couple of works by Christopher Marley at home that are literally made from dead insects, I'm definitely a sicko according to Reddit. It's not like Cobes was rounding up live insects and killing them to make juans FFS.

What else was he supposed to do besides that or throw the dead mantis in the trash? Give it a funeral?

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I've got a couple of works by Christopher Marley at home that are literally made from dead insects, I'm definitely a sicko according to Reddit. It's not like Cobes was rounding up live insects and killing them to make juans FFS.

What else was he supposed to do besides that or throw the dead mantis in the trash? Give it a funeral?

Yes.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yes.

Good point. Forgot it's Redditors we're dealing with here.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

What's funny is there is photographic evidence of Clint eating the EXACT same way. He's standing in the street with a hotdog, apple gripped, halfway down his throat as he's in the process of eating it in what has to be 2, maybe 3, giant disgusting gulping bites. Never seen anyone else eat like that. Almost like they have teeth in their throats.

Praise Cobra's magic, I've recovered it from the decaying ruins of the subreddit. TWU.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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Praise Cobra's magic, I've recovered it from the decaying ruins of the subreddit. TWU.

Gutmaxxing TWU

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Praise Cobra's magic, I've recovered it from the decaying ruins of the subreddit. TWU.

His son perfected the art with his prehensile lips and trademark apple grip.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Do you think when Cobes goes down on NAL's Wendussy he eats it like an apple? Like two hands on each side and rotating it?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Do you think when Cobes goes down on NAL's Wendussy he eats it like an apple? Like two hands on each side and rotating it?

 

[bonified retard]

Do you think when Cobes goes down on NAL's Wendussy he eats it like an apple? Like two hands on each side and rotating it?

I reckon he gave her Cobra's famous behind the teeth pussy job, and that's why she sick all the time

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The magic orb video was kino. Him staring off into space while Hobo Dave tweaks out in the background. Really sums up the whole Cobraverse.

 

[UncommonParlence]

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Praise Cobra's magic, I've recovered it from the decaying ruins of the subreddit. TWU.

See that left hand? Classic apple grip. He's a little more dexterous than Cobes so he can do fancy shit like a switch hand hotdog lift. You know if there was chili or something messy it'd be the original double apple hand stance.

I'll never get used to seeing Cobra jam as much of whatever he happens to be eating into his gaping maw. He so extreme about it you can sometimes see him almost choking. It's like he's never eaten around humans before. Never mind all the slurping, smacking, and orgasmic moaning that accompany his gastronomic exploits.

 

[Jobama]

Other people have pointed this out but a lot of these Reddit fags have a complex about needing a lolcow to be bad person for them to laugh at them. They can’t just laugh at someone like cobra for being a goofy retard. They have to feel as though they are morally justified in their bullying as though they need permission to laugh at someone beneath them. That’s why that list exists.