Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Other people have pointed this out but a lot of these Reddit fags have a complex about needing a lolcow to be bad person for them to laugh at them. They can’t just laugh at someone like cobra for being a goofy retard. They have to feel as though they are morally justified in their bullying as though they need permission to laugh at someone beneath them. That’s why that list exists.

Such weak minds.

 

[AnOminous]

Other people have pointed this out but a lot of these Reddit fags have a complex about needing a lolcow to be bad person for them to laugh at them. They can’t just laugh at someone like cobra for being a goofy retard. They have to feel as though they are morally justified in their bullying as though they need permission to laugh at someone beneath them. That’s why that list exists.

That is such a weird reddit thing. I mean yeah some cows are so repulsive you almost have to point out their degeneracy or even outright evil, but almost all of Josh's evil shit is the result of retardation rather than malice. And a lot of the worst accusations are straight up made up and based on nothing but echo chamber nonsense.

 

[Andoxico]

Can you Reddit seethers please go back to your containment thread

 

[AnOminous]

Can you Reddit seethers please go back to your containment thread

No, and furthermore, go fuck yourself. Report it if you think it's breaking the rules, you're not a fucking mod you faggot.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

I trust and believe Cobra will go live when he feels like it but it's been a minute and I miss that BOY.

Call it a gut feeling, but the boy won't be live until after he moves. Cobra feels bad that his dad has to do all this because of his troles so he will do everything to stay on Clint's good side.

Also I give it 3 weeks before Jessica doxes his new lair.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

New Walnut Grove song

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Also I give it 3 weeks before Jessica doxes his new lair.

I think his new location will be doxed as soon as there's any video outside of the trailer. If he keeps his videos inside the trailer, it should remain private for a while.

However, it's very possible that some local door dashers are 'fans', and it only takes one to deliver some Wendys to have it leaked. Drivers tend to service similar locations, and delivering birdseed to a Boglim is surely memorable enough.

If I were a betting man I would put money on the latter former. Goddaaaaamiiiit!

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I for one am excited for the trailer park era, we’re definitely going to get more characters and content in the cobraverse, and he’ll also likely give less of a shit about the rules assuming they’re much more lax than before. I’m also hoping that he’ll have one of those tiny trailer yards because you just know Clint is going to be forced to mow it for him. Cobra has never stayed in a place where he actually had to do outside/yard maintenance, it’s going to be fun to see how fast the place becomes a run-down bog lair.

 

[Slim Boglim]

New Walnut Grove song

WG is quite literally the best cobra content creator and it's not even close

 

[Andoxico]

No, and furthermore, go fuck yourself. Report it if you think it's breaking the rules, you're not a fucking mod you faggot.

Very well, then! While we're on the topic of shitposts, why doesn't Clint do anything?

Clint has long given up on being Jord's dad and has settled for trying to be his friend. He's a failure at both unfortunately. Josh makes a mistake Clint says he shouldn't be held accountable because he's mentally 13. He doesn't know better. But when Clint doesn't feel like taking care of him, suddenly he's an adult and can do what he wants.

I used to think clint might just be dumb and want to be hands off but I thought Clint at least cared about Josh I dont think that anymore. Josh clearly isn't mentally capable of taking care of himself and Clint is going to watch him kill himself and do nothing. I really hope that our hot goth boy doesnt end up dying due to this, when is Clint going to show up? Maybe Clint doesn't care anymore about Cobes. At this point he's doing less than his trolls to help Josh and is more concerned about his well being than he is it seems. Clint would literally rather pay for a studio apartment for the next 25 years than have cobes in his life.

It really does feel like he just was not equipped to deal with a retarded son, as he just tried the usual boomer tactics for how to deal with a problem child. Take away computer, get into screaming matches, try and punish him. As I said, I'm ignorant of how the law works, but if it's at all possible, I feel like Clint should be pushing to have Josh placed in some sort of assisted living or a proper tard wrangler, on paper blunting the worst of the destructive behavior is fairly simple. Limit acess to alcohol/drugs, and someone's nearby to shut down his worst ideas before he starts, chugging rotten lard or whatever it is this week.

I used to be in the "well what's Clint supposed to do?" camp. But now after the interview "anything but what he's doing right now." comes to mind. He goes and does this shitty terrible interview that will only lead to more trolling of his supposedly beloved son? He lets his retarded son take a whole fucking jug of his pruno to the Christmas party and then gets mad at him for drinking it? Josh offers a backhanded apology after his outburst and does nothing to change his behavior and Clint immediately is "let bygones be bygones." I've done a 180 from Clint is a hapless parent with few options to Clint is a bumbling enabler with just as much of an ego problem as his unfortunate spawn.

Clint literally does not give a fuck as long as Josh isn't being a direct problem. Josh is the sibling the rest of the family doesn't talk about and keeps locked in the basement occasionally throwing some food down there so he doesn't die. As long as Clints around Josh will "keep on rockin on, bud." It's sad but not surprising. He is taking the easy way out, indulging in delusion and fantasy (guess that's where Cobes gets it from), instead of taking the hard but morally correct route of forcing Josh into a treatment facility or some other place where he can get some help and come to terms with the fact that he can't take care of himself and shouldn't be living alone.

Goddammit Clint, why wont you get your boy?

 

[AnOminous]

Goddammit Clint, why wont you get your boy?

 

[UncommonParlence]

New Walnut Grove song

It was so funny seeing that neither Josh nor any of his entourage knew how to use the ouija board. I digress. As much as Josh has spoken of it and as often as he's carted it around and bragged about how badass he was for being unafraid to use it in a cemetery he has absolutely zero clue what its used for or how to go about it. Love that for him. Also love his genetic absinthe. Walnut Grove is mdwtfiuyt.

 

[Xenomorph]

Clint's grotesque manlet body makes me sick.

Say what you want about him but that man FUCKS.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Say what you want about him but that man FUCKS.

He certainly did! At least three times, that we know about!

 

[MagicMane]

God damn.
jessica is Going to cut his dick off or have a violent fit against one of his homeboys.
I wish Warlord came around and had a Jessica battle.
Tbh this saga is real grim.
Seeing how crazy she can get to the point that the landlords are over it that quickly.
I cant imagine Cobes having done anything close enough to get the landlords to evict him.
So her doing this so fast and being bpd schizo showing signs of that one weiner cutting bitch from back in the day.
Some bobbit bitch.
Jessica got those dark sinister vibes.
Either she hurts Cobes or gets preggers and ruins his life like his birth mother tried ruining Clints live.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Say what you want about him but that man FUCKS.

Ladies love Clint’s nipples. Throw on a three sizes too small pastel yellow shirt to really let those babies POP and every walnut in the room will be soaking wet

 

[Giant Machine]

Can you Reddit seethers please go back to your containment thread

It isn't about seething over reddit. It all came to a head when reddit users were literally trying to stop Cobes from living his life. They were calling apartment complexes "warning" them that Josh may be looking for a new place there and to flat out reject him. That combined with sickos like HaythemCobraStompers and the rest just straight out taking it to a new level and things had to change.

When I go to the zoo I just want to watch the animals and not have assholes throw rocks at them.

 

[Grape Garden]

Say what you want about him but that man FUCKS.

He does have a certain charisma, and those biceps. He graced us with our King, so he did indeed fuck.
Circle of protection on Clint while he moves the bogdom. I am patiently awaiting the new era.

The more I see NAL grasping for attention the more I think Josh will get bored of her, he wont fly her out because he figures someone else will and he can't manage his finances, He's got his fill of wild hag poon, stuck it to the trolls and is moving on to bigger and better things, that 100k, he will be drowning in of age, alive, non-troon etc. etc. There is absolutely no way NAL has an iota of self-control or motivation to get a job, save money and move there. Do I think it's the last we see of her, maybe not, but he's getting sick of it.

 

[Skull Hyde 皮顱]

It isn't about seething over reddit. It all came to a head when reddit users were literally trying to stop Cobes from living his life. They were calling apartment complexes "warning" them that Josh may be looking for a new place there and to flat out reject him. That combined with sickos like HaythemCobraStompers and the rest just straight out taking it to a new level and things had to change.

When I go to the zoo I just want to watch the animals and not have assholes throw rocks at them.

You're no better than they are. Don't try and take a moral high ground. All of you obsess over people that remind you of yourselves. An attack on them feels like an attack on you. Get over it.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

You're no better than they are. Don't try and take a moral high ground. All of you obsess over people that remind you of yourselves. An attack on them feels like an attack on you. Get over it.

Is there any worse "internet arguing tactic" than being too cool for the very site you've registered an account/are actively posting on? You're a faggot.