Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

The clintposting loop cannot be stopped. It is a force of nature. Regardless if there is a dedicated thread for it or not, the cycle is eternal.

It wouldn't matter if there was a dedicated thread or not people would still come in here and ask the same three questions over and over again. It would be nice to have a little writeup to link those people though.

 

[semitooth]

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

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My favourite part of that bit is him shrugging off the cold as barely having any effect because he's so tough... completely ignoring and fucking up the whole idea behind the ALS ice-bucket challenge. Really proves he is Cobe's dad.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Clint's grotesque manlet body makes me sick.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

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Imagine how boring it would be if Cobes dad was just some fuckin guy, I love Clint (fuck sickos)

 

[Crunchy Peanut]

 

[Grape Garden]

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Holy moly. What was seen cannot be unseen. Hes like a tiny gorilla.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Holy moly. What was seen cannot be unseen. Hes like a tiny gorilla.

Those guns better be ready to move an entire apartment in a month or so.

 

[Grape Garden]

Those guns better be ready to move an entire apartment in a month or so.

Trolls should be shaking in their boots with Clint charging full speed at them. I am glad to see the bog walk is a genetic thing.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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Does cobes have a twitter, or is this fat crazy nigger trying to stir the pot?

Damn I thought she was a real one.

Didn't he win lolcow of the year this last year?

No Nick Rekieta did. Cobes won Best Main Forum Lolcow. I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t get nominated for LoTY this year.

 

[Meiwaku]

Yeah, she totally had them pinned. She spent her money on her ears and her brother bought a nice grand pian

Y'all I don't think the bog witch got her ears pinned.... They're still very much so sticking out she's just wearing her hair down.

 

[whogoesthere]

Wow, its always interesting to see Clint. Its not just his broken brain that makes Cobes, his father inspired some of his core aspects.

And I didnt realise he mentioned her so much. Maybe I zone it out, I pretty much forced myself to forget that fucking Terrence Pop videos he used to watch all the time.

 

[Buck Futter]

Y'all I don't think the bog witch got her ears pinned.... They're still very much so sticking out she's just wearing her hair down.

You know how your nose and ears never stop growing so old people have huge ears and noses? That's what NAL's ears remind me of. Her entire body is 15-30 years older than it should be.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Autocorrect can go a long way if he used a phone, b uuuuut I digress
That bulb pipe picture is raising some questions for me, is that a shop or did we have a cobes meth-arc I somehow missed?

Autocorrect and Siri getting cute with voice dictation are no match for the boy's spelling and grammar.

Those guns better be ready to move an entire apartment in a month or so.

The boy's been notified of his lease non renewal for a couple weeks now and he still hasn't bothered to box up, pack, or otherwise prepare for a move. He knows daddy dearest will do it all the hard work for him at the last minute and get him some Mcdonalds on the way to food hack while everything's done for him. Just like the last time.

 

[Twinkie]

So it's been confirmed that it was a notice of lease non-renewal, and not a lease termination?

 

[Noxe]

What if instead of having an entire subforum dedicated to Cobes we just have some kinda FAQ pinned somewhere?

Make sure to include the debunking list post too cuz we know how much redditards love spouting those off.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Autocorrect and Siri getting cute with voice dictation are no match for the boy's spelling and grammar.

The boy's been notified of his lease non renewal for a couple weeks now and he still hasn't bothered to box up, pack, or otherwise prepare for a move. He knows daddy dearest will do it all the hard work for him at the last minute and get him some Mcdonalds on the way to food hack while everything's done for him. Just like the last time.
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Do we have any actual video of recent years on how Josh walks? I'm curious if he, sober, for as little of the day he is, can walk a straight line, un-impeded.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

Do we have any actual video of recent years on how Josh walks? I'm curious if he, sober, for as little of the day he is, can walk a straight line, un-impeded.

I've always been under the impression that he just uses his magic to blink everywhere. The King is above walking.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It wouldn't matter if there was a dedicated thread or not people would still come in here and ask the same three questions over and over again. It would be nice to have a little writeup to link those people though.

I think we should respond to Clintposting and group home sperging by acting like we've never ever thought about that before. Holy shit, newfag, I don't know, does Clint do enough? Please enlighten us all.

 

[crying and shidding]

Autocorrect and Siri getting cute with voice dictation are no match for the boy's spelling and grammar.

The boy's been notified of his lease non renewal for a couple weeks now and he still hasn't bothered to box up, pack, or otherwise prepare for a move. He knows daddy dearest will do it all the hard work for him at the last minute and get him some Mcdonalds on the way to food hack while everything's done for him. Just like the last time.
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I mean with his apartment it would only take a normal person a day or so to get the place packed up, you can't expect an autistic to get it done in an entire month dood.
I also just really realized how much shit the boy has accumulated/been sent in the past few years. If you look back at the first few months he was in the new place, it was relatively empty; compared to now where the place is nearly jammed full of shit, not even taking into account the piles of shit we've in the corners off camera.