Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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To be fair, he calls every woman he's responding to negatively "honey".
Him saying this to her was funny af cause he got to act superior to someone for once. It’s also extremely classic Josh cause the only reason his ass isn’t living at home is because Clint funds him his own space cause Clint doesn’t wanna put up with Josh living with him.
 
I hope MusicBizMarty doesn't get involved with Cobra. That fat retard has been Cyrax's primary wrangler for ages and the only thing he's done that was remotely interesting was go attack him irl. Oh cool check that out, another 2 hour stream of Cyrax screeching about nothing the same way he's done for years
 
I hope MusicBizMarty doesn't get involved with Cobra. That fat retard has been Cyrax's primary wrangler for ages and the only thing he's done that was remotely interesting was go attack him irl. Oh cool check that out, another 2 hour stream of Cyrax screeching about nothing the same way he's done for years
I really don't get the people that suck his dick like he is the next coming of Christ. Marty is pretty much a lolcow himself at this point. Josh already has enough wannabe wranglers in his life, Marty needs to stay the fuck away.
I've said it before but I'll say it again: gatekeeping would have done the Cobra community wonders. It's a little too late at this point but man it would have eliminated a lot of the faggotry that we now have to deal with.
 
With how many characters there are in the Cobraverse I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a cobra subforum yet. There’s way more going on in the Cobraverse than DSP or modern Chris Chan.
in theory, yes. But the reality is Cobra has no interaction with anyone in-person now besides retard witch Jessica
 
I hope MusicBizMarty doesn't get involved with Cobra. That fat retard has been Cyrax's primary wrangler for ages and the only thing he's done that was remotely interesting was go attack him irl. Oh cool check that out, another 2 hour stream of Cyrax screeching about nothing the same way he's done for years
He didn't go to Akron to punch Raxx, but that's me getting autistic.

Cobes isn't the kind of retard he likes to watch. He likes active weirdos. He's also friends with Courtney Neidt, and I think she prevents Marty from getting any closer.
 
I hope MusicBizMarty doesn't get involved with Cobra. That fat retard has been Cyrax's primary wrangler for ages and the only thing he's done that was remotely interesting was go attack him irl. Oh cool check that out, another 2 hour stream of Cyrax screeching about nothing the same way he's done for years
Josh usually doesn't care unless it's a female trying to wrangle him, thankfully. Marty also seems to target people that get easily angry.
 
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Does cobes have a twitter, or is this fat crazy nigger trying to stir the pot?
 
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Does cobes have a twitter, or is this fat crazy nigger trying to stir the pot?
Pot stirring. Cobes has a particular way of spelling and the posts on that kingcobrajfs account are clearly shitposts. Plus there's no way he can spell raccoons correctly.
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Does cobes have a twitter, or is this fat crazy nigger trying to stir the pot?
Reverse image searching the bottom part lead me to a Redditors profile who posted this to the NakedandLaughing subreddit. Might be nothing.
Edit: Person who posted it also said in the comments that it's from Fansly, a site like OnlyFans?
 
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Ok did a deep dive into the kings YouTube likes. No shocker it’s a lot of dumb stoner shit, bell towers, Ozzy, food hacks, vocal covers but there’s some funny foreshadowing and well…
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Fart fetish shit.
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the lathe saga was foretold
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More fart stuff this isn’t fetish related but I’m pretty sure “Pedos montage” is sicko shit
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“The Pooter”
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And finally some Mrs. Green foreshadowing
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Enjoy!
 

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It's actually starting to make me mati when cobra pours beer into everything he makes. He actually poured whatever trash he was drinking into the crab legs.
I wonder if Cobes knows that the alcohol boils off when you cook it down or if he just thinks he's going to get drunk off of crab legs. God I hope its the ladder.
 
Ok did a deep dive into the kings YouTube likes. No shocker it’s a lot of dumb stoner shit, bell towers, Ozzy, food hacks, vocal covers but there’s some funny foreshadowing and well…
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Fart fetish shit.
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the lathe saga was foretold
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More fart stuff this isn’t fetish related but I’m pretty sure “Pedos montage” is sicko shit
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“The Pooter”
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And finally some Mrs. Green foreshadowing
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Enjoy!
Literally just a Boglim. The only way to describe it.
 
It's gonna end up with him getting his dick chopped off and thrown into the toilet.
If that happens, do we have to move this thread to Stinkditch?
Someone is there deleting any remotely negative comments with a quickness.
The mods are dumb as hell. If they think they're helping, they're not. Calling out people's bad behaviour is a perfectly rational thing to do. So they are either retarded, or effective buddy trolls.
To be fair, he calls every woman he's responding to negatively "honey".

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Oh hell no!
 
Ok did a deep dive into the kings YouTube likes. No shocker it’s a lot of dumb stoner shit, bell towers, Ozzy, food hacks, vocal covers but there’s some funny foreshadowing and well…
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Fart fetish shit.
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View attachment 5899149
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the lathe saga was foretold
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More fart stuff this isn’t fetish related but I’m pretty sure “Pedos montage” is sicko shit
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“The Pooter”
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And finally some Mrs. Green foreshadowing
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Enjoy!
I was a little bit suspicious because this seemed too stereotypically Cobes to be Cobes so I searched lolcowgo for "twitter" and found him confirming it. Did he ever actually tweet anything or is it just likes?
 
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