It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

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I get an allowance of 1000 per month
I call bullshit, you're really getting $1000 a month from disability. I wouldn't hire you as delusional as you are. You'd probably try and fight a child if they laughed at you. You haven't had a job because any potential employer can see you're a major liability.
 
How come the thread is still not locked?
@Null on rdrama each user has the ability to delete threads. Why am I unable to do that here?
Also when you told me the lolcow general was the place for my post you did not tell me that it would be up forever. I wouldn't mind this thread being up if these people were reasonable, but they aren't reasonable in the slightest. I didn't actually send the machine elves after anyone yet, but if my thread is not taken down by the time I wake up I will no longer hold back. You should also know that the reason CarpathianFlorist is missing because he slighted me. I am nothing but reasonable to people who are reasonable back, but even I have my limits. Worst yet I am still banned from Elaine's thread. Does a person's word mean nothing to you? I am sorry it had to come to this, I promise you it brings me no pleasure.
There's a neat little link at the bottom of the page for Removing Content, which has been present this entire time, which you have yet to notice it seems.
Still waiting on that amateur MMA footage, by the way. It's been a hot minute since I've seen some, and if your striking is that bad, it at least will be funny.
 
I call bullshit, you're really getting $1000 a month from disability. I wouldn't hire you as delusional as you are. You'd probably try and fight a child if they laughed at you. You haven't had a job because any potential employer can see you're a major liability.
I have no physical nor mental disabilities. I am one hundred percent serious, I have not been diagnosed with a single thing. That is why I am trying to remove my thread because most of you are obviously unwell. My parents were helicopter parents who spoiled me and probably don't push me as hard as they should but that really isn't anyone's business.
 
There's a neat little link at the bottom of the page for Removing Content, which has been present this entire time, which you have yet to notice it seems.
Still waiting on that amateur MMA footage, by the way. It's been a hot minute since I've seen some, and if your striking is that bad, it at least will be funny.

Post hand to prove you aren't fat and I will. If you want it so bad put in the work big boy.
 
Post hand to prove you aren't fat and I will. If you want it so bad put in the work big boy.
Again, the "No u" defense doesn't work here. You stated in the OP that you're a fighter. I'm asking you to prove it. Surely, if anything, you'd want to make it obvious that you're this beast of a man who could take 10 kiwis on in hand-to-hand combat as you have said.
 
I have no physical nor mental disabilities. I am one hundred percent serious, I have not been diagnosed with a single thing. That is why I am trying to remove my thread because most of you are obviously unwell. My parents were helicopter parents who spoiled me and probably don't push me as hard as they should but that really isn't anyone's business.
Let's see:
Delusions of grandure ✅
Magical Thinking ✅
Hallucinations ✅
Unearned sense of importance ✅
Never been employed✅
Edit: Whoops forgot one
Needs to compare oneself to others to try to feel superior (an inferiority complex) ✅✅✅

There's something wrong with you, maybe undiagnosed but you're a grown adult man, you should know about finances and supporting yourself.
 
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Again, the "No u" defense doesn't work here. You stated in the OP that you're a fighter. I'm asking you to prove it. Surely, if anything, you'd want to make it obvious that you're this beast of a man who could take 10 kiwis on in hand-to-hand combat as you have said.
You think I would just give you something you want without getting anything in return? You haven't been respectful to me at all. In fact you've been quite the opposite. How r-slurred do you have to be to think that would work?
 
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Let's see:
Delusions of grandure ✅
Magical Thinking ✅
Hallucinations ✅
Unearned sense of importance ✅
Never been employed✅
Edit: Whoops forgot one
Needs to compare oneself to others to try to feel superior (an inferiority complex) ✅✅✅
There's something wrong with you, maybe undiagnosed but you're a grown adult man, you should know about finances and supporting yourself.
If I'm so mentally ill why is my thread still up?
 
You think I would just give you something you want without getting anything in return? You haven't been respectful to me at all. In fact you've been quite the opposite. How r-slurred do you have to be to think that would work?
For someone who started this thread harping about how much of a tough guy you are, you seem pretty incapable of backing it up. Perhaps you should quietly abandon this one-man crusade you're undergoing. It just makes you look like a gorilla at the zoo, rattling the bars in an attempt to scare visitors.
Or keep going. This has been hilarious so far, it's like I'm talking to Joe Rogan if he was a NYC fent addict.
If I'm so mentally ill why is my thread still up?
The first lolcow was a manchild with autism. Elaine is a mentally ill narcissist. Mentally ill people are this website's bread and butter.
 
If I'm so mentally ill why is my thread still up?
Once a thread is up it won't go away without a court order. That's the rules. Also what @Absurdity said

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You also exhibit the classic lolcow trait of wanting to fight everyone that makes fun of you.
 
60 something iirc. Has been a long time since I got that measured. I can still run 3 miles in under 20 minutes though and I don't run that much.
So, did you deflower this BPD chick
No wait
It says you "edate" her
In your mid 30s.
That is shamefurr behavior, a dude with your physique is supposed to smash and enslave pussy in the RL, not waste time online with psychopathic hoes that have carved Jersh's name on themselves.
There is no such thing as edating. She could be fucking some London niggers as we type here.
The only thing that matters is the close wetness of the pussy, nothing else.
Your claim on Laney seems, well, null
 
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So, did you deflowered this BPD chick
No but I will be meeting her in France. Also I don't think she has been diagnosed with BPD.
Once a thread is up it won't go away without a court order. That's the rules. Also what @Absurdity said

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You also exhibit the classic lolcow trait of wanting to fight everyone that makes fun of you.
Well I guess this thread can document what a machine elf does to a human body because I don't feel like holding back any more. You are all pretty rude. Also when will I be banned if I'm such a lolcow? I assume that should be the next step. The jannies in this place don't seem to do much work.
 
Well I guess this thread can document what a machine elf does to a human body because I don't feel like holding back any more.
Your parents really should have beaten this bullshit out of you.
Also when will I be banned if I'm such a lolcow?
Why would you be banned. This is great entertainment.
Well I guess this thread can document what a machine elf does to a human body because I don't feel like holding back any more.
Nothing, because they don’t exist. It’s all fake, OP is a faggot.
No but I will be meeting her in France.
You’re going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing even if everything goes to plan. More likely you don’t do shit, no trip to France, no BPD-fueled orgy, why would she care about an almost middle aged man with no money who still completely depends on his parents? Think about that.

Come on, call down your fake elves upon me, I fucking dare you. Do the elves live with their parents too?
 
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