It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

[Absurdity]

No but I will be meeting her in France. Also I don't think she has been diagnosed with BPD.

Well I guess this thread can document what a machine elf does to a human body because I don't feel like holding back any more. You are all pretty rude. Also when will I be banned if I'm such a lolcow? I assume that should be the next step. The jannies in this place don't seem to do much work.

You won't be banned if you keep the milk supply flowing without getting infected.

 

[AnOminous]

You’re going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing even if everything goes to plan. More likely you don’t do shit, no trip to France, no BPD-fueled orgy, why would she care about an almost middle aged man with no money who still completely depends on his parents? Think about that.

Not that I believe any of this nonsense, but that schizo ho would hop on any dick she could find.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

There are plenty of lolcows that are members, both past and present. We are just getting to the tip of your iceberg so you might as well stay.


Can I get an amen. Why should they help you? Really?

They should unban Elaine and unban me from Elaine's thread if they want me to amuse people here. I have to get something out of it as well or it's just a one-sided relationship.

You’re going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing even if everything goes to plan. More likely you don’t do shit, no trip to France, no BPD-fueled orgy, why would she care about an almost middle aged man with no money who still completely depends on his parents? Think about that.

No, I am legitimately going to France. I have no expenses so my allowance goes pretty far. My parents pay for my food and gas. Also she cares about me for my body and my personality.

 

[Waifu Days]

Not that I believe any of this nonsense, but that schizo ho would hop on any dick she could find.

I think he's trying too hard. That's a big turn-off.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

No, I am legitimately going to France. I have no expenses so my allowance goes pretty far. My parents pay for my food and gas.

You still don’t see how fucking creepy this is do you.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

You still don’t see how fucking creepy this is do you.

I should become a wage slave for some corporation when my parents make more than enough? My allowance is all from the income generated from my own accounts so it's not like I'm taking from them.

 

[Waifu Days]

I have to get something out of it as well or it's just a one-sided relationship.

I don't know much about you or Elaine but I'm positive you are being paid in attention. Attention you both desperately crave.

I've been holding back on this, hate to reveal the tricks of the trade but there is a simple reason both of you are banned from her thread. Look up the definition of trolling.

 

[Maurice Maine]

Who? Why should I give a shit.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I should become a wage slave for some corporation when my parents make more than enough? My allowance is all from the income generated from my own accounts so it's not like I'm taking from them.

Calling working wage slavery speaks a lot to your maturity or lack thereof. Enjoy poverty, stalker.

Again, you a 35ish year old man, are completely dependent on mommy and daddy, do nothing useful on your own, probably can’t wipe your own ass correctly without their help and you’re sitting on a forum defending the honor of some BPD Anglo in the hopes of getting laid. You are truly a waste of space and utter fucking failure.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

I don't know much about you or Elaine but I'm positive you are being paid in attention. Attention you both desperately crave.

I've been holding back on this, hate to reveal the tricks of the trade but there is a simple reason both of you are banned from her thread. Look up the definition of trolling.

Obviously I enjoy attention. I am from rDrama. The people here are not exactly the types of people I would like attention from though, which is why I tried to get this thread taken down and I think Elaine is finally starting to see it my way as well.

She will be forgetting about KiwiFarms and coming with me to rDrama where none of you will be able to reach her. While I understand you all don't want to remove our threads, refusing to offer the simplest of concessions by keeping us banned from Elaine's thread to prevent us from correcting misinformation proves that you people are not capable of being reasoned with. And we shall be taking our business elsewhere. I may come back every few months to get some more attention but other than that you will be out of cows to lol at.

I truly did try to be genuine with all of you and you spat in my face.

 

[A Parroting Puppet]

I actually gained a ton of power from meditating outside of a hospital. I collected the souls of the dying for years that way.

Autistic Shang Tsung protecting his e-gf (possibly Elaine larping) really wasn't in my bingo cãrd but what the hell, here we are.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

How much crack does Elaine smoke these days? More or less than Austin “The Crack King” Peterson?

 

[Waifu Days]

And we shall be taking our business elsewhere. I may come back every few months to get some more attention but other than that you will be out of cows to lol at.

I'm sure you two will both practice enough willpower to stay away from the Kiwi Farms and conduct a reasonable digital footprint.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

She will be forgetting about KiwiFarms and coming with me to rDrama where none of you will be able to reach her.

Nooo, baby, stalker, child, you WILL go to rDrama.

proves that you people are not capable of being reasoned with

What was your first clue retard.

I may come back every few months to get some more attention but other than that you will be out of cows to lol at.

I look forward to the inevitable thread someone will make on you. Also, nobody gives a shit, change your password to gibberish and log off.

I truly did try to be genuine with all of you and you spat in my face.

Genuinely challenged everyone to a fight, threatened everyone and starting sperging about astral projection. I guarantee that if you walked up to anyone’s house here you’d have the business end of a pistol shoved in your face. You’re not a child, your fantasies aren’t real, and you’re a spastic retard for thinking otherwise.

Do your parents know your shitposting? It’s probably past your bedtime.

 

[Waifu Days]

It’s probably past your bedtime.

Sleep is key to those mad gains.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Sleep is key to those mad gains.

Gotta sleep to get yoked. It probably keeps the elves in line too. How else was he supposed to graduate at the top of his class in the DMT seals and get over 300 confirmed trips against elf-queida

 

[Waifu Days]

I feel bad for @AgendaPoster, he really tried to do some male bonding with this guy but even he was disgusted by the end of it all.

 

[AnOminous]

I truly did try to be genuine with all of you and you spat in my face.

Try to be fair to us and not underrate us. We also pissed in your face, shat in your face, and came in your face.

Don't say we never did anything for you.

She will be forgetting about KiwiFarms and coming with me to rDrama where none of you will be able to reach her.

Lmao wrong. I have an account there.

 

[IKOL]

I am 5'11

lol midget.
sneed, retard.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I dunno wtf is going on.