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tad bit oversharing but if your father figure suddenly starts spiraling right when you are like 16-18 it can really fuck with you
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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Imagine we find out there's actually domestic violence in that house, but it's not what you'd expect - his son just beat the living crap out of him for being such a fucking embarrassment.
HOW EMBARRASSING!
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So john do you think the imholtes should get their own thread / orbitor thread?
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THE CORNER DEMON IS REAL!
NICK REKIETA HAS BEEN STREAMING WITH AN UNKNOWN GUEST SECRETLY SITTING WATCHING HIM IN THE CORNER!
Nick Rekieta's ceiling cats aren't real, they can't hurt you.... But it's a different story about his "Corner Demon". It's not a myth, there actually appears to be a mystery guest sitting beside Nick during many of his recent streams in the past month, if not longer.
Last Friday was no exception, it was just more obvious because he was staring at the person for pretty much half the stream. It was first noticed that was something was a little strange sometime in March, when Nick's regular post-stream Locals streams ended, but because of the ceiling cats making their presence known during the Dear John stream a few weeks before that, it took a while for it to be recognized that Nick was actually looking towards a real person sitting in the corner.
Nick has been going to great efforts to hide the Corner Demon, but he slipped up enough times that many people have begun to start noticing it.
Nick's recent bathroom break meta probably interacts with the mystery guest in some way but the details of how is unknown. Rekieta has been taking lengthy bathroom breaks that are as long as 15 minutes or more, which he often presents as having to check on his wife, see the below post for a summary:
In some cases, Rekieta appears to be looking to a spot in the corner of his room, and it is believed there is a chair placed there with someone sitting under strict orders to hide from the camera and be silent. In other cases, he is looking more to the right, likely towards the door. If he's looking to the door, the person in the corner and the person at the door are more likely to be different people. It has also been speculated that the chair may be moving in between the corner and the door across streams.
The identity of the corner demon is unknown. The most obvious guest would be Nick's wife Kayla, but that would seem to suggest Nick is lying about his bathroom breaks, as Nick often returns from his lengthy bathroom breaks to claim that he was talking to Kayla in bed.
April Imholte, who along with her husband Aaron has become a close friend of the Rekietas, is another option. She hasn't been spotted on the Steel Toe Morning Show stream recently and Aaron announced over the weekend that she would not be returning as a permanent co-host of the show. Even people who pay attention to SMTS say they have no idea where she is living at present:
Another option would be Aaron himself. It's also possible that it's someone other than these three individuals who is staying under the radar at present.
Proving the corner demon is real:
I was a little skeptical initially because of the ceiling cat thing where he stares randomly at spots of the room, but the number of clips where he stared and appeared to be talking directly to someone convinced me that it was real. It was expected that eventually Nick and his mystery guest would fuck up eventually and confirm the suspicion that there was someone sitting with Nick as he did his show.
It was very obvious on last Friday's show. As pointed out by @Harm, not only is Nick looking in the corner for much of last Friday's minute-long stream, he appears to be looking in the corner specifically at moments relevant to the "personal issue". Whatever the issue is, it must have had something to do with the mystery guest since the times he looks at them are while he's specifically discussing the problem:
"I have a very important personal issue that I have to deal with [looks to corner]"
"This is something I have to deal with. [glances at corner] I don't have the ability to do the show tonight, I have to take care of it right away. I'm very [stares at corner] very fucking sorry."
On the stream one week prior, on Friday April 5, Nick and his guest also fucked up, multiple times, fully exposing that there was someone sitting in his room. These were the most obvious examples yet of someone being there to that point.
Nick started the stream by fiddling with the left armrest on his chair right after starting (one minute in) and whoever sitting there must have reacted because his head swivels over to the right and he says "What?"
Shortly after that just before 4 minutes you hear whoever it is making noise. I'm not sure exactly what it is, it sounds to me like a phone going off and then a woman's voice. Maybe it's a TikTok/Instagram Reels video of some sort that the person sitting in the corner started playing without realizing their phone volume was on? Nick looks over and tries to cover it up by loudly talking over it but he's clearly flustered.
Later in the stream, while Nick has brought on his janny Valhalla Awaits (the one he danced on the stripper pole for in Nashville), Rekieta was telling the story about how he went to a male strip club when you hear a Ralph-style calamity of bottles being strewn everywhere and Nick screams "DAMN IT!"
This one is less 100% undeniable proof, but it's not completely clear that Nick was the one who knocked the bottles over. He reacts by looking right, further right than he was looking in the first two clips, which would be in front of where the guest would be sitting. He would have had to have been sitting at a very awkward angle to knock those bottles down while moving. At around 29 seconds, there is a new round of bottle noise, fainter this time, as Nick continues talking, which may be bottles being picked up by the corner demon.
Moving back further, on March 22, Rekieta looks to his right and appears to be asking for input about Candace Owen's departure from Daily Wire. He appears to be asking the mystery guest to help him out because he had forgotten about whether Owens worked for The Blaze or Daily Wire. Nick glances in the same direction later as he rushes to end the show at shortly before 12:30am his time.
Here are two pictures of his streaming room from the old property listing. The first photo is the actual room itself (it must be taken from the door) and the second photo is of the entrance itself.
Here's a photo of his setup posted by Nick:
His desk appears to be set up in the middle of the room, with enough space behind him for a bookcase. He has two external monitors to his left (the below photo is not mirrored, as shown by the text on the screens). His streaming camera is not mirrored either, meaning to look at his screens he would either look straight ahead or to his left (to the right of the screen when on stream).
Here is a rough diagram of what the room is likely to look like based on the known pictures:
Nick appears to be looking his right while seeming to be addressing someone. In some cases, he is looking approximately 90 degrees right, potentially closer to the door, while other times it is less far to the right. It's possible that in some cases he is looking at someone sitting in the corner and in other cases someone standing at the door (in which case they might be different people), but it's also possible that on different streams the chair is moving around, from the spot marked in yellow to other locations closer to the door.
An example of someone confirmed to be looking to someone off screen in Nick's studio is April Imholte when they did the Steel Toe show from Nick's house and were paid to have Nick parade around shirtless on camera. She can be seen looking in a similar direction as Nick's voice is still audible.
NICK REKIETA HAS BEEN STREAMING WITH AN UNKNOWN GUEST SECRETLY SITTING WATCHING HIM IN THE CORNER!
Nick Rekieta's ceiling cats aren't real, they can't hurt you.... But it's a different story about his "Corner Demon". It's not a myth, there actually appears to be a mystery guest sitting beside Nick during many of his recent streams in the past month, if not longer.
Last Friday was no exception, it was just more obvious because he was staring at the person for pretty much half the stream. It was first noticed that was something was a little strange sometime in March, when Nick's regular post-stream Locals streams ended, but because of the ceiling cats making their presence known during the Dear John stream a few weeks before that, it took a while for it to be recognized that Nick was actually looking towards a real person sitting in the corner.
Nick has been going to great efforts to hide the Corner Demon, but he slipped up enough times that many people have begun to start noticing it.
Nick's recent bathroom break meta probably interacts with the mystery guest in some way but the details of how is unknown. Rekieta has been taking lengthy bathroom breaks that are as long as 15 minutes or more, which he often presents as having to check on his wife, see the below post for a summary:
In some cases, Rekieta appears to be looking to a spot in the corner of his room, and it is believed there is a chair placed there with someone sitting under strict orders to hide from the camera and be silent. In other cases, he is looking more to the right, likely towards the door. If he's looking to the door, the person in the corner and the person at the door are more likely to be different people. It has also been speculated that the chair may be moving in between the corner and the door across streams.
The identity of the corner demon is unknown. The most obvious guest would be Nick's wife Kayla, but that would seem to suggest Nick is lying about his bathroom breaks, as Nick often returns from his lengthy bathroom breaks to claim that he was talking to Kayla in bed.
April Imholte, who along with her husband Aaron has become a close friend of the Rekietas, is another option. She hasn't been spotted on the Steel Toe Morning Show stream recently and Aaron announced over the weekend that she would not be returning as a permanent co-host of the show. Even people who pay attention to SMTS say they have no idea where she is living at present:
Another option would be Aaron himself. It's also possible that it's someone other than these three individuals who is staying under the radar at present.
Proving the corner demon is real:
I was a little skeptical initially because of the ceiling cat thing where he stares randomly at spots of the room, but the number of clips where he stared and appeared to be talking directly to someone convinced me that it was real. It was expected that eventually Nick and his mystery guest would fuck up eventually and confirm the suspicion that there was someone sitting with Nick as he did his show.
It was very obvious on last Friday's show. As pointed out by @Harm, not only is Nick looking in the corner for much of last Friday's minute-long stream, he appears to be looking in the corner specifically at moments relevant to the "personal issue". Whatever the issue is, it must have had something to do with the mystery guest since the times he looks at them are while he's specifically discussing the problem:
"I have a very important personal issue that I have to deal with [looks to corner]"
"This is something I have to deal with. [glances at corner] I don't have the ability to do the show tonight, I have to take care of it right away. I'm very [stares at corner] very fucking sorry."
On the stream one week prior, on Friday April 5, Nick and his guest also fucked up, multiple times, fully exposing that there was someone sitting in his room. These were the most obvious examples yet of someone being there to that point.
Nick started the stream by fiddling with the left armrest on his chair right after starting (one minute in) and whoever sitting there must have reacted because his head swivels over to the right and he says "What?"
Shortly after that just before 4 minutes you hear whoever it is making noise. I'm not sure exactly what it is, it sounds to me like a phone going off and then a woman's voice. Maybe it's a TikTok/Instagram Reels video of some sort that the person sitting in the corner started playing without realizing their phone volume was on? Nick looks over and tries to cover it up by loudly talking over it but he's clearly flustered.
Later in the stream, while Nick has brought on his janny Valhalla Awaits (the one he danced on the stripper pole for in Nashville), Rekieta was telling the story about how he went to a male strip club when you hear a Ralph-style calamity of bottles being strewn everywhere and Nick screams "DAMN IT!"
This one is less 100% undeniable proof, but it's not completely clear that Nick was the one who knocked the bottles over. He reacts by looking right, further right than he was looking in the first two clips, which would be in front of where the guest would be sitting. He would have had to have been sitting at a very awkward angle to knock those bottles down while moving. At around 29 seconds, there is a new round of bottle noise, fainter this time, as Nick continues talking, which may be bottles being picked up by the corner demon.
Moving back further, on March 22, Rekieta looks to his right and appears to be asking for input about Candace Owen's departure from Daily Wire. He appears to be asking the mystery guest to help him out because he had forgotten about whether Owens worked for The Blaze or Daily Wire. Nick glances in the same direction later as he rushes to end the show at shortly before 12:30am his time.
Here are two pictures of his streaming room from the old property listing. The first photo is the actual room itself (it must be taken from the door) and the second photo is of the entrance itself.
Here's a photo of his setup posted by Nick:
His desk appears to be set up in the middle of the room, with enough space behind him for a bookcase. He has two external monitors to his left (the below photo is not mirrored, as shown by the text on the screens). His streaming camera is not mirrored either, meaning to look at his screens he would either look straight ahead or to his left (to the right of the screen when on stream).
Here is a rough diagram of what the room is likely to look like based on the known pictures:
Nick appears to be looking his right while seeming to be addressing someone. In some cases, he is looking approximately 90 degrees right, potentially closer to the door, while other times it is less far to the right. It's possible that in some cases he is looking at someone sitting in the corner and in other cases someone standing at the door (in which case they might be different people), but it's also possible that on different streams the chair is moving around, from the spot marked in yellow to other locations closer to the door.
Looking to corner | Looking 90 degrees right |
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An example of someone confirmed to be looking to someone off screen in Nick's studio is April Imholte when they did the Steel Toe show from Nick's house and were paid to have Nick parade around shirtless on camera. She can be seen looking in a similar direction as Nick's voice is still audible.
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This is so odd considering Nick is usually the one who sits in the corner and does nothing but watch.
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Considering it's Nick, who has joined the Skeleton War, is it possible he's staring at a completely hallucinatory person who doesn't even exist?
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Unlikely, unless the hallucination can play noises off of a phone or move bottles around. In which case Nick should pay the Vickers to find the ghost on his land.
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This is weird as shit. Are they in the corner the whole time?? Why is he being so secretive about it?
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This is what I was alluding to in my previous post. I was looking forward to you sharing your research here. Stellar product, as always.
That was considered but, as Balldo's Gate lays out, there were times were you heard somebody's cell phone going off, and other noises in the room distant and distinct from Nick. It's not just him looking in the corner. It's more than the ceiling cats.
There is almost certainly somebody in the room with him. At least on a lot of the shows as of recent.
My personal belief is that person is April Imholte.
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lol, the cops were there they just stood aside and let it all happen, which was bullshit after the "spring of covid" meant cops acting like mafia goons at every small business in the area before they burned down.
i've head cannonned it for awhile that his parents set up a trust fund that actually pays the bills and his job covers all the other stuff. that would explain him acting wigger rich when he finally got money from streaming, going on vacations and spending the money like it was going out of style, it also explains why a 90% drop in income somehow doesn't fuck with him. Somehow in a drunken state he never let it slip not being able to afford something for the kids to do or the wife or getting in a fight about finances, when the #1 reason couples fight is money.
i'll admit to not listening to Melton in years but he's dealt with these types long enough to have a good understanding of these freaks.
i'll defend Kayla and say we only know what Nick tells us, and all of us would agree the less time spent around nick the better for her. she could force them to be on different schedules altogether and we'd only have Nick's word about her whereabouts. This is whats so sus to me about that whole "she's sitting on her ass watching star trek" thing, it feels very narc "i do everything around here" style where they manage to catch someone during the one minute of relaxation they have for the week.
they got together through him cheating on his wife with her back when she was a young party girl. thats rarely the making of a great relationship, his "prestige" dropped hard between losing his job and the cheating scandal so instead of getting the local badass she got the broke loser once they tied the knot. She probably wanted kids too and he can't seem to knock her up. you'd be surprised how often the trophy wife wants kids and the man can't seem to do it despite everyone assuming he'd get the hot young bride so they could fuck all the time.
you think its bad now, just remember there's a high school boy of driving age that just had a woman in her 20s that is desperate for a fuck and the only other man in the house wears a balldo, factor in the unstable household and probably not being able to get any affection from his parents anymore and there's no doubt in my mind it would be an easy home run if either she or he decided to fuck.
i feel like Nick got it knocked down because it doesn't seem like its worth the bother of having nick show up. people point to aaron's driving record but april is a different person and can get her own insurance.
the fact we don't hear of them pushing back whatsoever is surprising considering they're all in that age range. i've known much better parents with much better kids that had the kids push back, and nick's kids supposedly have Nick's ODD genetics.
not that i don't love the farms, but its obvious we're the lesser evil, our "don't pozload my neghole" makes us unique in these circles. April can handle the gossip, she's a homewrecker in a small town of course, but its the trolling that would get to her.
He's taking a page out of Dick Masterson's book, apparently Dick forces Marie to sit there and watch him record the entire episode, like a needy child would cry about needing their parent there.
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Nick is on the cokefiend diet.
Wandered into his stream just now and he's talking about Malaysian babies or something and shaking them, and I couldn't help but notice this.
His arm, you might be confused and think that's definition but it's not, it's just what muscle his arm needs to mostly function with a mostly absence of fat. The dude isn't eating, he's on uppers, if not an assortment of them. And for any nerds who may not know out there, your body does lose fat, but tends to go through stages of losing fat; your face is one of the first places, then your extremities and then your gut/core/trunk. He's straight emaciated. I wouldn't be surprised if he's bordering on Holocaust victim in a year, if he lasts that long.
By the way Nicholas, if you read this; you're not wrong about fatties being disgusting, but people shouldn't take health advice from a wannabe Eugina Cooney.
Wandered into his stream just now and he's talking about Malaysian babies or something and shaking them, and I couldn't help but notice this.
His arm, you might be confused and think that's definition but it's not, it's just what muscle his arm needs to mostly function with a mostly absence of fat. The dude isn't eating, he's on uppers, if not an assortment of them. And for any nerds who may not know out there, your body does lose fat, but tends to go through stages of losing fat; your face is one of the first places, then your extremities and then your gut/core/trunk. He's straight emaciated. I wouldn't be surprised if he's bordering on Holocaust victim in a year, if he lasts that long.
By the way Nicholas, if you read this; you're not wrong about fatties being disgusting, but people shouldn't take health advice from a wannabe Eugina Cooney.
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It's for sure either April or Kayla, the generous take is it's Kayla watching him like a hawk so he's behaving himself.
People who watch his streams, has he been drinking any less on nights where the corner demon is there?
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Well, isn't that special. Couldn't it be. . .SATAN?
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Tat still isn't finished.
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Whatever heroin addict put that graffiti on Nick's arm is probably not available any more, either in jail or a mental institution or rehab.
That fucked-up pitiful snake on Nick's arm will stay there, unfinished, as a reminder of what an absolute retard he is.
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The problem with that is the bathroom break. He claims to use the bathroom break to visit Kayla in the bedroom even on nights where the Corner Demon is clearly there, including the Friday April 5 stream where it's the most obvious: Nick comes back from the break to say "Lady Rackets was awake. It's a Friday night. Like, 'Hey girl, what you doing?' "Going to sleep, leave me alone.'" He then has a lengthy explanation of how he talks to his wife during the bathroom break while she's in bed. The bottles clip in the post above comes after that bathroom break as well.
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Shoutout to Nick for having updates on the farms that seem so crazy and unlikely that I become convinced people are just making shit up, only to end up with concrete proof and then shaking my head in disbelief.
The corner demon. I can't wait to see what crazy shit rackets does next.
Also, it's been a long time since I've heard him. Does he always sound like he's smoked thirty packs of cigarettes in ten minutes now, or is this an outlier?
The corner demon. I can't wait to see what crazy shit rackets does next.
Also, it's been a long time since I've heard him. Does he always sound like he's smoked thirty packs of cigarettes in ten minutes now, or is this an outlier?
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Kayla would be my second choice, but a distant one. The reason I think it's not her is because Nick claims he checks on Kayla during breaks. Unless he's just flat out lying.
Only if Satan carries a cell phone.
Like, I get the argument he's out of his damned mind a lot of the time and that's certainly simultaneously true, but Balldo's analysis is extremely convincing. Among other things, April was talking to somebody offscreen, and looking at the same direction, when she was last on with Aaron. There is likely a seating area off screen, to Nick's right (and also, apparently his left).
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Yes, he always sounds that way. So far as I know, he only smokes cigars and cocks, so it's probably the semen that gives him that raspy voice.
You mean, like a cuck chair, possibly?
Schpoots
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Maybe someone broke into his house and forcing him to be a faggot at gunpoint.
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