It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

[SofondaCox]

that’s why my cock is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none

I feel you got something else for sincerity…pickles? No! Pumpkins!!

How come the thread is still not locked?

@Null on rdrama each user has the ability to delete threads. Why am I unable to do that here?

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Also when you told me the lolcow general was the place for my post you did not tell me that it would be up forever. I wouldn't mind this thread being up if these people were reasonable, but they aren't reasonable in the slightest. I didn't actually send the machine elves after anyone yet, but if my thread is not taken down by the time I wake up I will no longer hold back. You should also know that the reason CarpathianFlorist is missing because he slighted me. I am nothing but reasonable to people who are reasonable back, but even I have my limits. Worst yet I am still banned from Elaine's thread. Does a person's word mean nothing to you? I am sorry it had to come to this, I promise you it brings me no pleasure.

Where in the fuck do you think you are, cousin?

I have no physical nor mental disabilities. I am one hundred percent serious, I have not been diagnosed with a single thing. That is why I am trying to remove my thread because most of you are obviously unwell. My parents were helicopter parents who spoiled me and probably don't push me as hard as they should but that really isn't anyone's business.

You are more than slightly autistic. Have you been formally tested? Your parents are going to fucking kill you if you fly to gay Paris without telling them, and they’re going to say no if you tell them.

If I'm so mentally ill why is my thread still up?

Leave. Never come back, ever. Every word you type will be used against you, and the damages have already begun.
Leave this Andrew Tate fantasy persona too - you’re not socially savvy enough to pull it off.

Obviously I enjoy attention. I am from rDrama. The people here are not exactly the types of people I would like attention from though, which is why I tried to get this thread taken down and I think Elaine is finally starting to see it my way as well.
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She will be forgetting about KiwiFarms and coming with me to rDrama where none of you will be able to reach her. While I understand you all don't want to remove our threads, refusing to offer the simplest of concessions by keeping us banned from Elaine's thread to prevent us from correcting misinformation proves that you people are not capable of being reasoned with. And we shall be taking our business elsewhere. I may come back every few months to get some more attention but other than that you will be out of cows to lol at.

I truly did try to be genuine with all of you and you spat in my face.

You’re a terrible joke on your poor family, did you mention they were older when they had you? Brutal.

 

[Aljam]

Call off the army of fucking machine elves. They were giggling and chanting something and I awoke from my slumber with tremors on the left side of my body

 

[Butwhythough2]

@TrollCat's Owner, when you talk about things like machine elves, unnamed entities, astral projection, bring bonded because of a permanent marker sigil drawn on your hand, sitting outside of a hospital to absorb souls, using blood to create curses, ect.. These things are fantasy. These are things a lunatic raves about before they're tranqued. With the way you act, I'm surprised that there already wasn't a thread about you. You come in and act hostile but want to be treated as if you're owed respect. You're well within your right to go back to r/drama, as your participation here means very little.

 

[Lou Sassle]

GUYS. Astral projection is REAL. Elaine just flew over my house and was powered by a PISS rocket! IT'S HAPPENING!!! KIWIBROS BTFO!

 

[Waifu Days]

Again, I hate to tell how the salami is made but maybe look up "Streisand Effect" while you're at it.

 

[Cum Laudely]

Fat girls need love too. (Plus they do astral anal)

4D women are the shit

That is why my aura is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none of you would understand. You are all simply losers who are desperate to find people to feel superior too.

You sound like one of those semen retention guys. You are so blue balled it's now spreading to your brain.

If you truly want to experience it I will have some machine elves rape you tonight.

I'll get my machine Turkeys to rape you listen to their story

 

[Autischic]

@TrollCat's Owner can you elaborate on how you "shut it all down"? The raping machine elves must've left you on read bro, because I'm still having fun at your expense.

A

L1, L2, L3, L4, A5 (none of the archive sites are working for me right now, sorry)

Here's the archive links to my previous post with some other ones: A1 A2 A3 A4 A5 A6 A7

 

[Unique User Name]

If I'm so mentally ill why is my thread still up?

Now you're just random.txt baiting.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

These are things a lunatic raves about before they're tranqued.

my dude, this is going in random_text because I snarfed what I was drinking all over my desk when I read it

 

[BlazikenLover]

I miss when registration was closed.

 

[Butwhythough2]

@TrollCat's Owner can you elaborate on how you "shut it all down"? The raping machine elves must've left you on read bro, because I'm still having fun at your expense.
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>Look how mad those Kiwis are.
>Challenges people to irl fights when he gets mocked and called a retard.

 

[AnOminous]

>Look how mad those Kiwis are.
>Challenges people to irl fights when he gets mocked and called a retard.

There's nothing wrong with that. That's what real men do. They get together and rumble at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Real men don't care what pussies think, they just go there and fite irl.

 

[Boiled Pizza]

...but why specifically machine elves? I need to know the lore.

 

[AnOminous]

...but why specifically machine elves? I need to know the lore.

Take a shit-ton of DMT then you'll know machine elves. And they'll know you. Biblically. Remember to bring some lube.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It sure is a good thing I'm working tonight, those machine elves sure sound real and threatening.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

Oh my god is he still trying? This turd needs a swirlie.

Call off the army of fucking machine elves. They were giggling and chanting something and I awoke from my slumber with tremors on the left side of my body

They keep telling me how to build a warp drive but fucking Eagleworks won't listen smh

 

[Aljam]

I miss when registration was closed.

Deal with it. As an imageboard migrant I held out on registering for years because I felt betrayed by null for not finishing infinity next. After being apart of the great shit posting war of the 2010s, getting Shellshocked by reddit troons and hardening myself by iding with Siberian discord trolling gangs and mining gems and coal for Kuz, I can tell you reddit is not sending their best after they banned their NSFW boards. They have to go back.

Kiwi farms is rightfully sharty clay. The bowls and cups made from the clay will be made in the reddit prison camps and the corn will be redistributed amongst the proletariat.

Oh my god is he still trying? This turd needs a swirlie.

They keep telling me how to build a warp drive but fucking Eagleworks won't listen smh

He was commanding an army of them in the catacombs of the Kowloon astral net. As you know that part of the astral realm is lawless and filled with prison gays. He kept saying post physique until the ccp astral corps stole all the ketamine

 

[Rozzy]

I have a feeling this guy smells bad.

I could be wrong but he smells of @Madre Muerte, he posts Marsey the cat memes and Madre has also posted Marsey memes.

60 something iirc. Has been a long time since I got that measured. I can still run 3 miles in under 20 minutes though and I don't run that much.

Your BMI is 26.5 which puts you in the overweight category, hardly the optimum body type for running whether the extra weight is fat or muscle.

 

[Lou Sassle]

He looks like a fat body with a filthy room his mommy still cleans for him.

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Pomniman]

@TrollCat's Owner, when you talk about things like machine elves, unnamed entities, astral projection, bring bonded because of a permanent marker sigil drawn on your hand, sitting outside of a hospital to absorb souls, using blood to create curses, ect.. These things are fantasy. These are things a lunatic raves about before they're tranqued. With the way you act, I'm surprised that there already wasn't a thread about you. You come in and act hostile but want to be treated as if you're owed respect. You're well within your right to go back to r/drama, as your participation here means very little.

>He doesn't know about the power of JO crystals

ngmi