Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Skull Hyde 皮顱]

Is there any worse "internet arguing tactic" than being too cool for the very site you've registered an account/are actively posting on? You're a faggot.

You're a far bigger faggot.

 

[R00k]

He does have a certain charisma, and those biceps. He graced us with our King, so he did indeed fuck.
Circle of protection on Clint while he moves the bogdom. I am patiently awaiting the new era.

The more I see NAL grasping for attention the more I think Josh will get bored of her, he wont fly her out because he figures someone else will and he can't manage his finances, He's got his fill of wild hag poon, stuck it to the trolls and is moving on to bigger and better things, that 100k, he will be drowning in of age, alive, non-troon etc. etc. There is absolutely no way NAL has an iota of self-control or motivation to get a job, save money and move there. Do I think it's the last we see of her, maybe not, but he's getting sick of it.

He has that irritating, practiced, theater kid kind of charisma. Like he's not charismatic but he's able to pretend he is just enough to make people believe it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

so did someone get NAL a phone, or was that a troll?

 

[Senegalese POW]

Can you Reddit seethers please go back to your containment thread

You're no better than they are. Don't try and take a moral high ground. All of you obsess over people that remind you of yourselves. An attack on them feels like an attack on you. Get over it.

Are we in Beauty Parlor?

 

[Down From The Champions]

If we all had a list compiled of all the shitty things we have said or people take out of context without knowing the full story or try spin it into their own story we would all look like the devil unless you've been massively sheltered.

Also from being on the spectrum myself I've said a bunch of retarded things I end up regretting/not meaning when I'm overestimated or angry. Let's not forget Cobes has been drunk or on drugs on camera a good amount of times which just adds to the chances of saying something retarded.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Say what you want about him but that man FUCKS.

There's an old joke about Tanis making Clint shave his head as a punishment haircut for getting all that community college pussy.

 

[grand larsony]

Can you Reddit seethers please go back to your containment thread

https://lolcowgo.net/

Cobes has mentioned the subreddit 276 times. It's a part of the content now, for better or worse. Same with Larson or Chris-Chan, the lolcows become inseparable from their alogs at a certain point

 

[Grape Garden]

so did someone get NAL a phone, or was that a troll?

I think it was a troll, yesterday she just kept wailing about how people keep saying they will get her phones and never do and how its just one troll after another lol.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think it was a troll, yesterday she just kept wailing about how people keep saying they will get her phones and never do and how its just one troll after another lol.

last I saw from Jessica messica, she was going home from Walmart because her phone was dying, and someone said they had a new one.

and then there was yelling at traffic and she was back at Walmart lol

 

[Barbenheimer]

You're no better than they are. Don't try and take a moral high ground. All of you obsess over people that remind you of yourselves. An attack on them feels like an attack on you. Get over it.

You’re a faggot retard there is zero reason to HATE Josh, dislike sure if he’s not up to your tastes but the level his a-logs take it is absurd. Josh or Clint are in no way some incredible threat/criminal that must be brought to justice and that gay ass list shows how they outright lie to justify their hatred

An attack on Josh is not some attack on me I simply just perceive when retards say stupid shit and see no reason not to point out a bunch of faggots when I see them

Like you, you faggot

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

You’re a faggot retard there is zero reason to HATE Josh, dislike sure if he’s not up to your tastes but the level his a-logs take it is absurd. Josh or Clint are in no way some incredible threat/criminal that must be brought to justice and that gay ass list shows how they outright lie to justify their hatred

An attack on Josh is not some attack on me I simply just perceive when retards say stupid shit and see no reason not to point out a bunch of faggots when I see them

Like you, you faggot

They’re jealous of the top shelf pussy

 

[Grape Garden]

last I saw from Jessica messica, she was going home from Walmart because her phone was dying, and someone said they had a new one.

and then there was yelling at traffic and she was back at Walmart lol

I hope they send her a shittier used phone so she just loses it, it will have no space, still can't connect online and barely function. I hope they send her a flip phone, but then we won't get any Walmart ragers if she can't live stream.

 

[Giant Machine]

You're no better than they are. Don't try and take a moral high ground. All of you obsess over people that remind you of yourselves. An attack on them feels like an attack on you. Get over it.

Go back to twitter trying to get internet famous off of fishtank, turd.

 

[Senegalese POW]

Jesus fucking christ...



Edited because mobilefag

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Jesus fucking christ...

Who is the blonde in the tweets? Is she someone in the cobraverse?

 

[Goatchoker]

Who is the blonde in the tweets? Is she someone in the cobraverse?

Nah that’s justbreezin. Gorlworld adjacent. Alcoholic idiot who is a mega try hard and annoying as fuck. She doesn’t have a thread but she’s got some info in gorl world + hayder nation thread.

Total piece of shit lol.

 

[Senegalese POW]

Who is the blonde in the tweets? Is she someone in the cobraverse?

Nah that’s justbreezin. Gorlworld adjacent. Alcoholic idiot who is a mega try hard and annoying as fuck. She doesn’t have a thread but she’s got some info in gorl world + hayder nation thread.

Total piece of shit lol.

She's trying to insert herself into the cobraverse, FYI.



Definite POS. A little backstory:


Look at those eyes...

We'll, unfortunately, be seeing more of her.

 

[Grape Garden]

She's trying to insert herself into the cobraverse, FYI.
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Definite POS. A little backstory:
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Since the haram ham is boring now I guess she has to try to be relevant, holy shit....lol. Honestly, I wouldn't want NAL's attention, however I would like to see them fight over the Saunders men. NAL knock them veneers right out her mouth and take them.

He has that irritating, practiced, theater kid kind of charisma. Like he's not charismatic but he's able to pretend he is just enough to make people believe it.

Agreed. Yeah theatre fags are just weird....very fucking weird.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There's an old joke about Tanis making Clint shave his head as a punishment haircut for getting all that community college pussy.

I'm not paying money for you to GET DRUNK AND FUCK COLLEGE SLUTS

 

[Catastrophes]

Look at those eyes...

Said it in another thread, and I'll say it here: all that photoshop effort, and none to make her expression look less like the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme. She looks unhinged in basically every picture.