Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Homofascism said:
I’m a few pages behind but why do terminally online idiots think anyone is interested in what they had to eat for dinner last night? My wife takes photos of food on the rare occasion we go to an expensive restaurant but she sends them to friends and family and keeps them as a memory of the night because they were for special occasions. What she doesn’t do is post photos of badly constructed pub meals worth no more than $30 for strangers on social media. WHO GIVES A FUCK. I’m not even interested in my wife’s photos and I was usually there on the night.
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No child, my stadium sized follower list will see my Chicago dinners of meat, potatoes, and bread. Enjoy pictures of thick, store bought naan freshly removed from their plastic bags and tikka masala served in authentic porcelain bowls.
 
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keytar said:
I actually had a dream with Pat in the other night. I was waiting for a friend in town and I overheard porcine squealing and thought 'that sounds a lot like Fatrick'. I peered around the corner and it actually was him. He was arguing with his neighbour about a big wasps nest that was on the border of their 2 properties (no word on if it was on the backwards fence), and they couldn't agree whose problem it was. It started out fairly civil but quickly escalated into childing. Also for some reason this took place in my town and his neighbour was some random woman I know irl. Halfway through the argument my mate showed up and I told him we had to stay and hear the whole thing, he doesn't know about Pat so I just framed it as 'these guys are having a funny argument'. So we stayed just around the corner and giggled listening to them.
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I too had a Fatrick dream recently. I was walking through a highway tunnel when I see this enormous dude the size of a car waddle toward me and knew at once it was Milwaukee's prize pig. So I just walked away, knowing he was too slow to catch me (I'm not a black child, so he has no need to). As I walk back to that area again, I see him hog-tied on the ground with a smaller dude sitting on him. I guess he was one of the ONA pests. He's blasting some weird song making fun of Fatrick and I check his phone and it's a parody of "Losing My Religion" called "Losing My Pepperoni." Meanwhile Fatrick is on the ground going "no child" and "you are going to prison, child" and me and the ONA guy are laughing at the absurdity of it all. The ONA guy said that was the easiest way to handle Fatrick, like the parody songs were sapping whatever demonic strength he had like a vampire exposed to garlic.

I suspect my recent catching up on 100+ pages of Fatrickism was a bad idea. Might actually be the first time a lolcow has shown up in a dream, unless you count the times I was posting on the Farms from my dreams and arguing with Null or communists or whoever.
 
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Save the Loli said:
I suspect my recent catching up on 100+ pages of Fatrickism was a bad idea. Might actually be the first time a lolcow has shown up in a dream, unless you count the times I was posting on the Farms from my dreams and arguing with Null or communists or whoever.
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The Fat tulpa grows.
 
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Kirtto said:
Faatrick showing us again why he is fat.
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If only he'd not burned down the closer location

And like Sam Hyde - he can't keep getting away with his crimes! His racism no doubt is why Patrick targeted the Black and white! That and a business selling a liquid that is not booze, an insult to his liver!

Note also how Patrick has no tears for the home that used to be on that location the city took via eminent domain as the landowner wasn't interested in selling.
 
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DiggieSmalls said:
It would be a real kick if this was all just an Andy Kaufmen and Pat really just finds acting like a brain dead liberal is super comical to him.
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I thought about this many times because he is the perfect caricature of a retarded terminally online lib with severe TDS. As funny as that is, I don't think anyone thinks the bit is worth $80k.

On Pat being a "foodie", just because you are pushing 400 pounds and eat like a faggot doesn't make you a foodie. This Midwestern rube probably thinks of Olive Garden as authentic Italian cuisine. He is in a constant state of trying to pretend he's something he's not. His life would improve 100 fold if he just admitted he was fat and stupid.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Usually when I hear Milwaukee, I think of those red coloured tools that people stand by and argue to no end (sorry but Festool is better cope and seethe).

Now when I hear Milwaukee, my speech suddenly retards to gay shit like "your life is already over, (something) child, enjoy (something)." I blame this thread.
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Milwaukee use Chinese people enjoying prison to make their gloves, so you can do both.
 
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Watched the newest Cryptic Web Chronicles about Trammel, and I have to be honest: the Pests have a very convincing argument in favor of our porcine problem child being the one responsible for offing the poor man. Obviously it's all speculation and allegations yada yada, and Pat strikes me as being too smooth brained (aside from being very fat) to fully cover himself up, because everything he does is half-assed and sloppy. But damned if Cryptic laying out the hypothesis and circumstantial evidence from OnA didn't make me think otherwise for a moment there.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Watched the newest Cryptic Web Chronicles about Trammel, and I have to be honest: the Pests have a very convincing argument in favor of our porcine problem child being the one responsible for offing the poor man. Obviously it's all speculation and allegations yada yada, and Pat strikes me as being too smooth brained (aside from being very fat) to fully cover himself up, because everything he does is half-assed and sloppy. But damned if Cryptic laying out the hypothesis and circumstantial evidence from OnA didn't make me think otherwise for a moment there.
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There is some circumstantial evidence, but there is by no means any real proof.

Plus Fatrick would have given himself up by now.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I thought about this many times because he is the perfect caricature of a retarded terminally online lib with severe TDS. As funny as that is, I don't think anyone thinks the bit is worth $80k.
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Honestly though at this point the money is already spent and he ought to lean into this angle to salvage his reputation. I think he could do it. He could drop an expose video. Maybe wear some sunglasses. Reveal he's been working full time this whole time selling insurance to support mama Raven and Tommy Tomlinson's gasoline bills to suck rodeo clown dick. You have been trolled, child.
 
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He was in the navy now apparently. You'd think someone trying to score points about things related to war and politics all day would've brought that up by now wouldn't you.


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