Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He has basically said his kids won't go to college on his dime, because he's a faggot who would rather blow all his money on MDMA and trips to gay bars and Hedonism II and Rustangs that he immediately crashes, because he couldn't give a shit less about his kids, who he hates anyway. I certainly hope the grandparents have bypassed his retarded ideas and will fund his kids getting an actual education, as opposed to following the Balldo path and becoming drug-addicted coomer streamers, which is what Nick wants.

I know. I just hate our degenerate society.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Here's my headcanon for the Corner Demon.

That's beautiful man.

Only his dignity.

And his ability to have an erection.

The ear fucking disaster is what gave it charm IMHO. This is a song about suicide being done by a guy who's a complete fucking train wreck. If it doesn't sound like complete ear-rape, why bother?

Revisiting it, there's something quite extraordinary about it. It begins fairly typically but then descends into utter chaos, becoming a babbling, unintelligible mess—reminiscent of Nick's show and, amusingly, his life as well.

Truly, those final moments when the AI frantically attempts to overlay Nick's voice onto the ambient noise are astonishing. It's like capturing lightning in a bottle without initially recognizing its brilliance.

 

[zimzam88]

I certainly hope the grandparents have bypassed his retarded ideas and will fund his kids getting an actual education, as opposed to following the Balldo path and becoming drug-addicted coomer streamers, which is what Nick wants.

Do you think once they're adults he'll start having his kids on stream as co-hosts to carry on the family business?

 

[Gorton Colu]

They will veto his retardation with a generation-skipping method rich people have had for centuries, where you bypass the fuckup kid and just ensure your grandchildren have what they need.

As a recovering Bankfag, I knew of a trust where a man whose estate was worth north of 100 million dollars set up his trust to pay his deadbeat son 1500 dollars a month for the rest of the sons natural life. The ironic thing was that the son had been a complete scumbag while the father was alive, but had turned his life around after getting drafted for the Vietnam War. When he returned from the war a better and responsible man, his father had already died. His attorney and him spent years trying defeat the trust, but it was ironclad. The son got 1.5k a month nevering rising for inflation and when he died per the trust, it was dissolved and the entire estate was donated to charity.

At the least he became a better person regardless. Nick is becoming worse and hopefully will never see a red cent for discretionary purchases.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Do you think once they're adults he'll start having his kids on stream as co-hosts to carry on the family business?

Once they depart from the house, they will cease all communication with him.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He uh, he didn't do his normal "I'm doing taxes" stream this year, did he?

 

[Sharpeteer]

He uh, he didn't do his normal "I'm doing taxes" stream this year, did he?

I don't see anything for it on his Rumble or YouTube at a glance, and he certainly would have made a big stink over it given his lolbertarian-ness, so I'm going to say no.

My theories as to why:

1) Most likely - he straight up forgot.
2) He remembered, but he truly just doesn't give a shit, and does whatever. He hated even having to show up in the first place.
3) Least likely - he simply didn't pay his taxes. He's so coom-brained that he was too busy watching porn and getting sweaty with Steeltoes that he didn't bother, and therefore couldn't stream about doing the taxes he didn't do.
4) Funniest possibly explanation - he's declined so far financially this last year that he fell under a much lower tax bracket than the previous year, therefore paying way less, and didn't see much reason to get drunk over it.

 

[IDF]

Best I could do. It wouldn't accept the full extend of Nick's gayness so I had to come up with something that captured the spirit of the homosexuality but wouldn't trigger the AI's homophobia.

Spoiler: Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Listen up, just this once, you shell of a soul,
Breaking rules, making others feel low.
Locals TOS, don't you know,
Harassment's a line you shouldn't cross, so let it go.

(Chorus)
Skating on the thinnest ice,
Your actions, they don't suffice.
You've been vile, inhuman too,
Burned your bridges, there's no rescue.

(Verse 2)
Absolutely vile, this past week's been,
Your behavior's a sight I've never seen.
No more rope to give, you've used it all,
I'm stepping back, I won't heed your call.

(Chorus)
Skating on the thinnest ice,
Your actions, they don't suffice.
You've been vile, inhuman too,
Burned your bridges, there's no rescue.

(Bridge)
No more words, I've said my piece,
Your credibility, it's all deceased.
This message might be our final cue,
No more attention, I'm through with you.

(Chorus)
Skating on the thinnest ice,
Your actions, they don't suffice.
You've been vile, inhuman too,
Burned your bridges, there's no rescue.

(Outro)
No more chances, it's the end,
Your toxic ways, they won't amend.
This song's the last you'll hear from me,
Goodbye to your toxicity.

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Just reading the lyrics it reminded me of lyrics of something by Amyl and The Sniffers:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5uG3bAIIOpI&si=O8pSHFMoZKnNyJqe

Can you make it pop out something in that style?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Who looks healthier Kurt or Balldoman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHPK_ZsYD40

On one hand this is ego lifting bullshit and his rotundness doesn't allow him to do more than half reps. On the other he is in the gym, with a buddy, having fun. I'll have some hope for Kurt. And he may be butt ugly and looks like someone tried to boil him, but any degree of physical activity puts him ahead of Nick.

 

[daffodils]

Megan Fox (Not That One) - For Real This Time - Brings Me an Orally Fueled Lawsuit

Long and stupid, for drunk retard enthusiasts.

Spoiler

• Right into the show, right into the whiskey; Nick has cleaned up for the occasion and acts more like a normal person
• or maybe not; fidgeting like an autist when Megan gives a summary of the case
• one glass down; Megan hasn't finished the summary yet
• pulls a face at every instance of the word "come"
• more whiskey; a very coy bottle lick
• Megan is running the show, so it is interesting and on topic (for the moment)
• two glasses down; Nick doesn't get to talk much, so he's mostly fidgeting and drinking
• third glass, only about 45m in; this time going for the full bottle lick
• Nick alludes to the story about the Indian couple from Hedonism II; now claims the guy was developing a card game for "couples meeting couples"; the woman is now 300lbs and into black guys; "Megan, we need to talk about this story offline..."
• the bathroom break can't be avoided, of course (10m)
• Nick finally manages to derail the stream; Nick has trouble clocking trannies because they just look like Midwestern women; fat people in Wisconsin water parks; perineum tanning
• Nick explains his heat allergy: can't do supersets at the gym, can't "run for any amount of time"
• glass number four gets poured; quick lick
• toast to someone's dead cancer mom
• Richardoteam "who I'm pretty sure likes little boys" sent a bunch of alog chats
• Megan noseguarding:"Why are you here... why are you watching a guy that you despise?" [Why did people visit Bedlam?]
• Nick can't even stop fidgeting while he's passionately defended
• next dead relative toast; next whiskey; next bottle lick
• The creative writing major explains horror movies:"True horror challenges your perception of the world...Cabin In The Woods is the perfect horror movie... there's a darkness inside of us that demands to see people who violate certain rules... and if they don't die at the end of the movie that thing inside of us will rise and create chaos and... that's what H.P. Lovecraft was talking about all the time... and..."; he actually sounds drunk now; Megan seems bemused:"That's a real reach, Nick."
• Nick is frustrated:"Horror is not about being scary... it's about analysing the world around you through a different lens that makes you realize something true about the human condition that is actually bad" -- Megan:"Okayyy"
• Nick just can't let go; brings up Flannery O'Connor; Megan:"This doesn't sound like something I would want to spend time on."
• "We will deny the reality [of evil] that stares us in the face... over and over again" -- Megan:"Hmmm"
• Megan tries to bring the show back on topic
• Nick:"Justice will not exist as long as men's deference to women exists."; he's drunk, squinting, pulling faces
• Nick talks about the allure of vaginas, "It's evolutionary biology, Megan!"
• Nick can't let go again; "[Deference to women] is ingrained in those fucking liberals... and liberals make up 90% of society, some of them just pretend to be conservative"
• Nick talks about tits, Megan looks unhappy
• He gets derailed into Ben Shapiro jokes, puts on his little Jew hat:"Me and my wife in an oven, super hot, Megan!"
• Back to "evolutionary biology" and what men feel "deep down in their testicles"
• that drunk fuck just goes on and on with his basic bitch redpill takes
• "Men are conditioned to stuff that taco... I got crema!"
• Menstruation jokes; back to the tranny TikTok; slurring
• Nick tells Megan about the gays and their sexual habits
• superchat:"Dude, you're becoming Ethan Ralph, chill out on the alcohol"; Nick's response is to pour another drink
• "I drink liquor like Jordan[sic] Fogle drinks children!"; singing
• Nick has frequently switched off his camera during the last half hour or so
• "By the way, David Schneider, faggot is not a derogatory term, you faggot!"
• "Matt Walsh showed up to Anne Frank's grave and said 'What is a woman?'" -- "What?!"
• Trump impressions
• One for @AltisticRight : "I've only met one Columbian... her name was Minty"
• "Do you know what the best part about sex with a pregnant woman is? The handjob you get while inside."
• Eventually Megan manages to extricate herself and the stream ends

 

[AltisticRight]

Long and stupid, for drunk retard enthusiasts.

We all know one Columbian. She's Our Minty.

 

[Potatoherder]

He managed to get a good viewer number on YT at almost 2300 but superchats weren't great at $35. The rare days when rumble outdoes YT aren't as rare. richardoteam was the paypig of the night. Users in chat were up tonight.

This was the nicest thing he said about Megan. As you can see from the chart he had a real hardon for her. 9 of the 19 rants were his.

richardoteam

"If Megan Fox was Big boned, Nick would be her bones."

$5

2024-04-17 00:56:33 -0500 CDT

Rant about the gunt.

DanteRage

"bruh, you are becoming Ethan Ralph, dude chill out on the alcohol..... if you can,"

$2

2024-04-17 02:08:54 -0500 CDT

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[Seymour Duncan]

Regarding why Nick is representing April for a seemingly minor 1st infraction speeding ticket:

The non-practicing lawyer who is allergic to both heat and the truth, drunkenly brags to April one night that he can get anyone off from speeding charges because he's so smart and all the judges love him. April, being retarded and on meth, believes him.

I predict that April will end up with a deal that she pays the regular amount of fine and it will be removed from her record in 1 year barring any other same or similar moving violations. This is the same deal given to any first time offender who shows up to meet with the local court's Hearing Officer. Nick will tell her what a win this is they should celebrate by going to the Gay 90's and getting fags to peg him.

If I had to place a bet, it'd be on Nick being asshurt about the "former lawyer" accusations and using the speeding ticket as an opportunity to prove the haters wrong and he is in fact fully capable of lawyering and just chooses not to do it because reasons. But please, don't look too closely at what he exactly did do in court though.

 

[Space Pope]

This is my headcanon too. His asides to the Corner Demon aren't angry or irritation. They seem playful, almost flirty. It really does sound like he's reacting to her flashing him her tits or something along those lines. I think April is teasing him by doing sexual acts while he's on stream from the Cuck Chair. The bathroom breaks could be taken to "tend" to those.

I concur.

With his talk about BDSM and wanting his sex dungeon and St. Andrew's cross, I submit that it's during the break that Kayla lets him out of his chastity cage as she will be sleeping and/or passed out from her loopy pills by the time the stream is over.

The specifics of my theory may be wrong, but I think I remain on the right track. The bathroom and family check breaks are too long for just doing a line. He's felching the bull's cum from his wife and/or April or giving them a quick ride on the balldo. The nosebleed may have been exacerbated by all the blow, but he gave a half truth in his answer about Kayla inadvertently hitting him. The full truth is probably closer to that she got a little carried away with him between her thighs and he took a knee to the nose.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He uh, he didn't do his normal "I'm doing taxes" stream this year, did he?

I don't see anything for it on his Rumble or YouTube at a glance, and he certainly would have made a big stink over it given his lolbertarian-ness, so I'm going to say no.

My theories as to why:

1) Most likely - he straight up forgot.
2) He remembered, but he truly just doesn't give a shit, and does whatever. He hated even having to show up in the first place.
3) Least likely - he simply didn't pay his taxes. He's so coom-brained that he was too busy watching porn and getting sweaty with Steeltoes that he didn't bother, and therefore couldn't stream about doing the taxes he didn't do.
4) Funniest possibly explanation - he's declined so far financially this last year that he fell under a much lower tax bracket than the previous year, therefore paying way less, and didn't see much reason to get drunk over it.

No he did not, but he typically files late and puts in an extension. I can only recall one time he did it on April 15.

Based on the summary of the last show trainwreck, I doubt he would be up to doing taxes on stream--mentally that is. He seems to have lost the ability to remain sober, interact with a guest, and make any MUH LOLBERTARIANISM! rants. It is all fst jokes, blacks, jews, sex, and Stephen Hawking.

Just reading the lyrics it reminded me of lyrics of something by Amyl and The Sniffers:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5uG3bAIIOpI&si=O8pSHFMoZKnNyJqe

Can you make it pop out something in that style?

I have seen a few clever people do something in the style of 'The Cleanest Song You've Ever Heard' where each line ends before an implied bawdy ending, but them picks up with something normal. Pretty sure it is a chanty.

Long and stupid, for drunk retard enthusiasts.

Horrifying. I eagerly await to see if Fox distances herself. I would based on the summary by itself.

ETA: with the speculation about marriage problems with Imholtes, Nick's buzzard red pill pivot from 'I luv my wife and kidz' might be an indication of his own issues.

Perhaps they are trying to work together to save their marriages? (By swinging?)

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Would it be any different if she were? Nick is SO busy driving his progeny around to various activities. Why? Kayla cannot seem to .anagr it alone.

One of the few things I am inclined to believe Cynthia about is that Kayla apparently hates driving. It explains why she does not do it and Nick has to. I D=don't remember if Cynthia ever gave a reason behind hating it outside of some general anxiety about it. Her being pilled out would also explain why she doesn't drive.

- Nick asks to join, but Lady Rackets always says no, so his bathroom breaks have turned into "Can you lesbians please keep it down?" Breaks.

This would actually explain his nosebleed. He told them to keep it down and April punched him in the face and told him to get back in the cuck chair and keep quiet.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He uh, he didn't do his normal "I'm doing taxes" stream this year, did he?

...do you think Nicholas did his taxes this year?

Can you make it pop out something in that style?

Possibly. It's kind of like luck of the draw with what the AI gives you.

I think Nick could sing Cocaine really well.

 

[ShinyStar]

If Nick has been having the corner demon on Friday, that would track with the Imholts showing up for a long weekend. Aaron's upstairs with Kayla; April has nothing better to do than hang out downstairs with Nick. If Kayla were the corner demon, then I would expect it to be there on other days as well.

Also, I think it worth pointing out that the Monday that Nick miraculously could stream his show is the Monday after April splits with Aaron, and the first weekend in a long time with no hot tub shenanigans between Nick and Aaron...

 

[Chibitzen]

One of the few things I am inclined to believe Cynthia about is that Kayla apparently hates driving. It explains why she does not do it and Nick has to. I D=don't remember if Cynthia ever gave a reason behind hating it outside of some general anxiety about it. Her being pilled out would also explain why she doesn't drive.

This is a possibility and I'm not speculating, but if they are both codependent and she is an avoidant type, this would be nice way to keep a short leash on the husband and make him ultimately accountable for the schedules, routine, spending, etc. Nick drives mere hours after drunk-streaming and pops pills to increase productivity, so I doubt it's the pills. Pills are solutions to problems according to Nick.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick drives mere hours after drunk-streaming and pops pills to increase productivity, so I doubt it's the pills. Pills are solutions to problems according to Nick.

Well Nick takes uppers to give him more energy for all the shit he's so busy with during the day. She would take downers to help her deal with the state of her life and marriage. So it would be understandable she couldn't drive in that state.