Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Truly Rural]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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This dude spent way too much time with Nick he sounds like Nick. At least kids are not hungry when he's around.

 

[AltisticRight]

(He also looked so much healthier!)

This was just 2 years ago.

Balldo, you are a disappointment.

Am I the only one that thought the front page's image was Balldo?

This guy doesn't look like BMJ at all.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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I'm actually starting to hate Rekieta now. Feed your damn children you lazy piece of shit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nixk please stop edging your viewers by promising you’re going to stream and then going out with your gay boyfriend last minute. Looking forward to the “Sorry again no show tonight, still recovering from the fever” when he’s just struggling with a hangover.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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Wait…did he just casually mention that the kids are so neglected that no one even feeds them?

What I want to know is how these kids aren't visible from space eating $3000 of spaghettios a month

I guess we should be thankful there's food in the house at all, but raising your kids on an inner city, single mom diet plan is far from ideal. How often do Nick and Kayla forget to feed their kids? Are the older kids having to step in to fill that role?

This is awful.

 

[Captain Manning]

I found it. 6:41:23 he gets a superchat, and responds with "we're just going our separate ways".

Right, and I don't begrudge Sean going with the soft disconnect.

I get this is KF, and we all love to see the drama, but... unlike those of us in this thread... these people are trying to build their own law shows and it would be a distraction for them to pick a fight with Nick.

Besides, if more Lawtube just walks away and ignores him, what is Nick gonna do? Pound his first against his desk and accuse them of "treason" for no longer coming on his dying show so he could rant to them about coom, Stephen Hawking, and very little law? LOL. Eat shit, Nick.

He'd just look even more ridiculous and delusional.

For lawtube, Mokusatsu might be the best option. Kill Nick with silent contempt.

 

[TexOffender]

I guess we should be thankful there's food in the house at all, but raising your kids on an inner city, single mom diet plan is far from ideal. How often do Nick and Kayla forget to feed their kids? Are the older kids having to step in to fill that role?

This is awful.

Not to worry, Nick has $3000 worth of "snacks" a month in the house.

 

[Captain Manning]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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Yet more proof that paying attention to the Imholtes will shed more light on Nick. Fortunately for us, Aaron has a big mouth.

If what he's saying here is true, I am both angry and sad. Feed your kids, Nick. Just because you are starving yourself doesn't mean they deserve to not eat. Jesus.

 

[AnOminous]

All the children are extremely skinny. Not necessarily in a starved way, but very thin nonetheless.

He probably constantly drunkenly verbally abuses them and makes fat jokes at them.

Looking forward to the “Sorry again no show tonight, still recovering from the fever” when he’s just struggling with a hangover.

Or it's just the fuck flu acting up again after another dozen pozloads.

I'm actually starting to hate Rekieta now. Feed your damn children you lazy piece of shit.

And this is what this scumbag piece of shit is willing to show the public.

 

[AltisticRight]

He probably constantly drunkenly verbally abuses them and makes fat jokes at them.

This skelly faggot had Juju on and suggested that 140lbs on women is obese.
Unless the women he's into are hobbits, which could explain his fascination with Hollywood slop that involves a creepy adult and a barely-adult usually at least half of his age.

 

[Captain Manning]

This skelly faggot had Juju on and suggested that 140lbs on women is obese.
Unless the women he's into are hobbits, which could explain his fascination with Hollywood slop that involves a creepy adult and a barely-adult usually at least half of his age.

Don't worry, I got it all figured out...

Frustrated with both April and Kayla still not being thin enough for him, he is gonna divorce Kayla and marry Eugenia Cooney.

She's his ideal body type, dresses and applies makeup like the teen girls he apparently prefers, and Coony sounds like coom.

Good news is Coomy will give the kids Spegettios. Bad news is she'll teach them how to be bulimic.

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

 

[AnOminous]

Good news is Coomy will give the kids Spegettios. Bad news is she'll teach them how to be bulimic.

I don't think Cooney would go for someone as morbidly obese as Nick. He'll need to cut down on that daily Dorito.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think Cooney would go for someone as morbidly obese as Nick. He'll need to cut down on that daily Dorito.

Hey, I suggested earlier he switch to a single Corn Nut! We'd be totally BTFOed forever if he sassily eat a single Corn Nut at the Farms!

Face it, Nick just hates good advice.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Am I the only one that thought the front page's image was Balldo?

This guy doesn't look like BMJ at all.

Well, track 5 (Bishunomi) does mention the balldo.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick is the absolute worst kind of lolbertarian - he doesn't just want there to be less government involvement in citizens' lives, like a normal libertarian. He just hates ANY-body telling him what to do ever, and will always out of instinct do whatever the opposite is that anyone tells him to do, because he does what he wants, and only if he came up with the idea.

I went through that phase in my early 20's. Nick is over 40. How embarrassing.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Hey, I suggested earlier he switch to a single Corn Nut! We'd be totally BTFOed forever if he sassily eat a single Corn Nut at the Farms!

Face it, Nick just hates good advice.

After finding out that the man can't even be bothered to feed his children I believe he needs a new diet too.

Fuck a single dorito, no corn nuts either, what he needs is to get on a diet of these bad boys:

Remember to chew them very thoroughly, they are all natural castor beans that will release ricin and make you experience what's it like to be on the wrong end of a KGB assassin so they can't do any harm!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Like the assumption song?

(sound warning: a bit loud)

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There's an English playground skipping rhyme, Lulu had a baby -- that pretty well all children know (or used to know)

It's a variant of this, though the lyrics were implicitly much cruder: Rather than grabbing the baby by his 'hair cut, shampoo, ring the barbers bell', he was grabbed by his 'cocktails, cocktails, two and six a glass, if you do not like it, stick it up your ask no questions, tell no lies', etc., etc.

Yes, exactly like this.

I just don't why he his making excuses. He isn't under a rumble deal and he is his own boss. If he wants to go out singling and dancing with his boy friends just say he is not streaming. The only person he is hurting is himself by not streaming, his viewers will move on.

Because he was always a loser in life and YT was his way to LARP being cool. He still had the insecurity of loser who needs approval.

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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Wait…did he just casually mention that the kids are so neglected that no one even feeds them?

Corner demon is actually the ghost of his kids

Imagine being a kid and having to beg for food from the dude who fucks your father's ass a few times a week.

I guess they have to, otherwise there's nothing to eat but the same old snacks all day. I'd say Nick's kids will grow up fat, but they're probably so starved and Nick calls them fat if they don't look like they're fresh out of Auschwitz like he and Kayla do. I'm sure he emphasizes that to the daughters, since otherwise Uncle Drexel won't take them to Gay 90s for their 18th birthday.

$3000 dollar snack budget, and his kids are still feasting on spaghettios. These kids need Mary Poppins to come down and save their asses, because their mother and father obviously do not give enough of a shit about them, to at least feed them healthy meals once in a while.

This shite is way more condemning of Nick beciase it comes from someone else who is supposedly his friend. (Remember the Faran swinging story? Will we see a similar freeze out?)

This kind of thing actually makes me sad for thr kinder who have little if any blame for this sorry situation. If you cannot feed your kids, you are worse than dirt.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

After finding out that the man can't even be bothered to feed his children I believe he needs a new diet too.

Fuck a single dorito, no corn nuts either, what he needs is to get on a diet of these bad boys:
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Remember to chew them very thoroughly, they are all natural castor beans that will release ricin and make you experience what's it like to be on the wrong end of a KGB assassin so they can't do any harm!

Can you even kill an AIDs skeleton with ricin? I feel like the only way to stop Nick is with a priest. Maybe then we can perform an exorcism to send the balldo demon back to hell.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, track 5 (Bishunomi) does mention the balldo.

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And to think, BMJ people were salty Nick won LotY.

You're welcome!

Nick is the absolute worst kind of lolbertarian - he doesn't just want there to be less government involvement in citizens' lives, like a normal libertarian. He just hates ANY-body telling him what to do ever, and will always out of instinct do whatever the opposite is that anyone tells him to do, because he does what he wants.

I went through that phase in my early 20's. Nick is over 40. How embarrassing.

Kids: "Dad, we haven't eaten in three days. Can we please have some food?"
Nick: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FAGGOTS!!!"

 

[RotPockets]

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Her face at the beginning is simply amazing. That sustained smile. At least she did her people's equivalent of trying compared to her recent streams I've seen.

There’s this uncanny valley look about Megan. I swear I’ve seen this face in some analog horror. It wouldn’t look out of place in The Mandela Catalogue.

Someone has been indulging in Joker Fish.