Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[DumbDude43]

I'm litcherally ROFLMAOing my ass off on the flood laughing reading these DMs rn

yeah I'm sorry but dudes don't get "used up" in the same way that women do because it takes massive effort to be a "stud" and little to no effort to be a giant whore. You could be fat as a whale as a woman and still find some very ugly or average looking guy willing to fuck you.

only way he could be used up and run through is if he had gotten his bussy railed by 16 bears from grindr
but that's not his claim, so that dm is just impotent femoid seethe

 

[Doktor Grimm]

OP actually is Kira, except he got a shitty version of the Death Note where instead of having to see a person's face to kill them you need a picture of their butthole. This is why Vingle hasn't posted since the DM (he is dead).

 

[CBX7BANXA8NQM]

When I got into looksmaxxing, it's like how Light felt finding the death note.

fucking kill yourself nigger

 

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

While it is important to take care of your physical apperance and health, I believe that you would be better off if you learned how to socialize with others. Sex is not everything. Having a fulfilling relationship with a person who understands you and has similar goals to you is more valuable in life. You're only putting yourself in for a world of hurt if you continue a sexually promiscuous lifestyle.

 

[derpherp2]

fucking kill yourself nigger

I can see why you had to looksmax to try and cancel out the pussy-repellant that comes out of your mouth.

So is this the part where you two show your pussy ironically in DMs to own the kiwicels?
Cuz if you do, please wash beforehand. I'd hate to see something dirtier than the vinghole.

 

[Envious]

This thread is sending me into orbit. Keep it up Lappy, show them incels.

 

[You're MDNWU]

At what point do we start a slideshow of Kiwi buttholes?

 

[Evilronald]

Pillowbiter sends pics of his ringpiece.....

WOW! just like the hit anime show "Death Note"

How come this thread has so many pages already? Is it just users dogpiling on some young guy who called them fat and ugly?

I think initially there was argument over whether an 18 year old autistic twink was worth our time trolling and doxxing. Some of us found him amusing and the seething by other forum users funnier than making fun of someone who lacks the ability to understand it and react to. Also mentioned is that if this zoomer is autistic he has a home here among all the autism we already have.

It then progressed to a bunch of faggots dming said twink and him releasing those for our amusement including a hole pic and the face pic of @Vingle with the creep bear pic. We’ve decided the OP is clearly one of us and that making fun of faggot thirsting after an 18 year old incel (or former incel depending on your opinion) is funnier. Like who thinks they’re getting dick off kiwifarms?

 

[harmy.kook]

This has been a good thread. When people ask what Kiwifarms really is, or say that Kiwifarms is a place solely made to kill trannies, they need to be shown this entire exchange.

Yep, got good ole "laughing at retards", you have mfs unironically claiming "He owned y'all" (even though he facedoxxed himself), Rat faggots trying to rape him, the Raging Turkroach, Old heads offering actual advice

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I think initially there was argument over whether an 18 year old autistic twink was worth our time trolling and doxxing. Some of us found him amusing and the seething by other forum users funnier than making fun of someone who lacks the ability to understand it and react to. Also mentioned is that if this zoomer is autistic he has a home here among all the autism we already have.

It then progressed to a bunch of faggots dming said twink and him releasing those for our amusement including a hole pic and the face pic of @Vingle with the creep bear pic. We’ve decided the OP is clearly one of us and that making fun of faggot thirsting after an 18 year old incel (or former incel depending on your opinion) is funnier. Like who thinks they’re getting dick off kiwifarms?

That's hilarious! Cheers! Was gonna read the thread from the start but its a bit of a slog

@Laplace Victim welcome to the farms!

 

[harmy.kook]

That's hilarious! Cheers! Was gonna read the thread from the start but its a bit of a slog

@Laplace Victim welcome to the farms!

Also enjoy your new FANS @Laplace Victim

Be careful of any alleyways, sewer grates, and suspicious drinks

 

[Evilronald]

Yep, got good ole "laughing at retards", you have mfs unironically claiming "He owned y'all" (even though he facedoxxed himself), Rat faggots trying to rape him, the Raging Turkroach, Old heads offering actual advice

I don’t think it’s possible to actually “own” or “defeat” the farms. We’re just a bunch of people talking shit on an Internet Forum. We don’t have consensus on many things and we have different interests and opinions things we find amusing.

@Laplace Victim : learn well the lesson of the Immortan Joe. “Do not become addicted to Internet Fame. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.” Almost every cow on this forum made this mistake, you’d do well to avoid it.

 

[derpherp2]

Also enjoy your new FANS @Laplace Victim

Be careful of any alleyways, sewer grates, and suspicious drinks

Avoid bars in general. Especially near downtown areas, especially at night if you're alone.
Make sure to vet EVERYONE mirin you by figuring out your schedules.
Do not join any cults, or weird ideological forums/discords/IRCs/a bakery?
Learn wrist locks
Make sure someone knows where you are at all times.
Avoid Brazil.

 

[KittyGremlin]

This whole situation is a lot like the plot of death note...
When I got into looksmaxxing, it's like how Light felt finding the death note.
I started to dive deep into improving my looks, almost getting obsessed with it, just like Light got obsessed with using the death note.

Then I shared my rhetoric on here (This thread), and just like Light dealing with L, the users here tried to figure out who I was and even attempt to doxx me.

Light gives up the death note in order to further his goal = I get assimilated into Kiwifarms and become a kiwifarmer to further my goal.

Light regains the death note and receives his perfect victory in the form of L's death = I inside job Kiwifarms and again total incel victory.

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Imagine being Light from Death Note and not committing TTD and TND immediately.

You are a Fakechud and Fakecel... How disappointing.

 

[harmy.kook]

I don’t think it’s possible to actually “own” or “defeat” the farms. We’re just a bunch of people talking shit on an Internet Forum. We don’t have consensus on many things and we have different interests and opinions things we find amusing.

@Laplace Victim : learn well the lesson of the Immortan Joe. “Do not become addicted to Internet Fame. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.” Almost every cow on this forum made this mistake, you’d do well to avoid it.

Tell that to the multiple comments in the thread from people who think its nothing but seething in here

Also, you're one of the few trying to warn him about what he's done

 

[TapewormSalesman]

A very important PSA for all the twinks of Kiwifarms

Spoiler: If you see a Vingle, don't walk- RUN

Chewing and mewing down the street Feeling kinda sweet
When a stranger creeps in
Hiding in my DMs
He's got a vingle in hand
And he thinks that I'm his fan
But I'm telling you
Kiwi boys
You gotta understand
[Verse]
He's a sneaky little fellow
Hiding in the shadows
With his dumpy in the air
He's trying to ensnare
Don't let him fool you with his silver tongue
Cause underneath it all
He's just feeling numb
[Verse]
Keep your guard up
Stay aware
Don't let his dangling vingle invade your lair
Block him and report
Don't let him get close
Stranger danger
That's what we propose

 

[Evilronald]

Tell that to the multiple comments in the thread from people who think its nothing but seething in here

Well they’re retarded, you can’t “defeat” an entire Internet community like the farms. Especially because we consider him a worthy member of this one. Maybe you “win” against a bunch of weirdos, incels, and faggots but they’re individuals and not the entire community. There are people like me from the beginning who thought this was all hilarious, so i don’t see how that would be “winning” against those of us supporting the insanity of his autistic as fuck original post.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Imagine devoting your teenage life to "improve" your looks and score with girls just to get told you got dicksucking lips and get gays to send you nudes on the Kiwi Farms. Very sad.

I got bad news for you kid, the modelling industry is a hotbed for sexual abuse and CSAM, that scouting agent in london probably wanted to fuck your hole in an alleyway.

 

[harmy.kook]

Well they’re retarded, you can’t “defeat” an entire Internet community like the farms. Especially because we consider him a worthy member of this one. Maybe you “win” against a bunch of weirdos, incels, and faggots but they’re individuals and not the entire community. There are people like me from the beginning who thought this was all hilarious, so i don’t see how that would be “winning” against those of use supporting the insanity of his autistic as fuck original post.

Yep, and there's people like me who come back for good laugh.

I honestly think they just read the initial post, saw the page count, and commented

 

[Evilronald]

Yep, and there's people like me who come back for good laugh.

I honestly think they just read the initial post, saw the page count, and commented
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I think it’s hilarious when people take this website seriously. Like having him be our kiwi prince would be funny as hell. Heil twink hitler!