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Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit
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Second verse, same as the first. When you live in a rather inhospitable environment wracked with political turmoil and poor food stocks, you'll probably take to alcohol to get you through the day.
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I can believe it. After all, as my grandma once said, "Chinese will eat anything with four legs but the table."
Cuntspiracy Man
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I understand the love of alcohol, trust me
I don't much understand mixing alcohol with beer, but I suppose it's fine if it's clear like vodka, just makes a stronger beer
It could be worse, doesn't Cobes mix his beer with energy drinks?
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Everything. He mixes his beer and liquor with everything, to include food.
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Poor food stocks might be true of small towns out in Siberia, but in bigger towns and cities (such as St Petersburg), supermarkets do have shelves that are stocked. Plus lots of fast food joints. Prices may well be higher....
What got me was the rows, and rows, and rows of vodka. All brands, from the famous to the unheard of. Some very good vodka too.
I really miss Baltika beer. Used to be able to buy it in a few places in London, but since the Ukranian conflict, it has disappeared.
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Pretty sure I saw similar as "adventuring advice" in the old dungeons and dragons shit I used to read. Suck on rocks to stave off starvation feelings and activate your saliva glands.
Can totally see Chinese merchant in famine times selling rocks dipped in oil. Not that the Chinese would be the only one to do that, I'm sure there was a western equivalent during similar times.
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GIs in World War 2 did this to feel less thirsty.
I think like one street vendor last year in some random place did this and it went viral. Ice cubes too. I think it's just a novelty.
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Off topic, but that reminds me of that one episode of Chopped where a competitor lost because the judges thought he plated too early, even though his dishes looked better composed and I believe tasted better.
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Those are common ingredients and those together are the building blocks for a lot of dishes around the Mediterranean and Balkans. What I described is a really amazing yet cheap sandwich from Montenegro that uses poor farmers ingredients but taste better then most luxury foods. Try just slicing tomatoes, add large grain salt and olive oil over any kind of soft and wet cheese. If you like the taste, you can expand by making a salad with fresh herbs and greens or using meats and seafood.
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Montenegroes you say? Well I'll be damned...
smartypants302
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It means mountain slavs that are lazy like black people but can cook.
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Behold the niggerest of foods:
Yes this is a real thing. My favorite part as the fact that shaq is wearing the same color shirt as the pink slime they put in burgers as a filler. Marketing sure made a great decision there I see
Yes this is a real thing. My favorite part as the fact that shaq is wearing the same color shirt as the pink slime they put in burgers as a filler. Marketing sure made a great decision there I see
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They hired Mike to come up with the idea for that ad
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Without the ham and with black pepper, fresh basil and balsamic vinegar glaze, you'd basically have a Caprese salad sandwich.
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I will never understand why blacks like burnt chicken. My dad would make me visit one of his black friends houses for cook outs every now and then during my childhood and I would always hear the family talking about how much they couldn't wait to taste that burnt chicken once it got done. I once heard whoever was behind the grill ask someone else how dark they wanted it and the other black guy shouted "BURN DAT SHIT" and they both had this stupid look on their face like it was pure ambrosia or something. It was the driest shit ever and the black burnt shit over it made the shit taste bitter, even overpowering all the dry spices (which was also burnt). I hated that shit so much, but I didn't want to get my alcoholic dad in a mood by being impolite and not eating while at their house, so I had to just bear it until it was finally time to leave.
They were super loud too and their house smelled strongly of dog sweat (they had 2 Labradors that they kept inside at all times). The kids there were also mean as fuck and would throw shit at me when the adults weren't watching, because if they were caught they would get beaten right then and there. The whole time there was super stressful for me and I don't understand how people live like that 24/7.
They were super loud too and their house smelled strongly of dog sweat (they had 2 Labradors that they kept inside at all times). The kids there were also mean as fuck and would throw shit at me when the adults weren't watching, because if they were caught they would get beaten right then and there. The whole time there was super stressful for me and I don't understand how people live like that 24/7.
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A lot of American blacks seem to have this weird form of performative cleanliness that borders on germophobia, where they insist on having everything be “clean” with completely pointless and often dangerous gestures like washing meat with soap, burning meat so that it is “completely done,” preferring packaged foods instead of fresh, and talking about how they bathe multiple times a day. This isn't necessarily a black thing, but they seem to be the worst about it; say what you will about Trump's eating habits, but it's hard not to sympathize with wanting to see your food be opened in front of you when half the world talks about wanting you dead.
As for the beatings thing, that just seems like generations of ill-behaved blacks developing a cargo-cult mentality in regards to discipline. Slaves would misbehave behind their masters' backs, and then overseers would punish them for it, often by whipping. I'd bet the same dynamic carried over combined with a warped view on the parental discipline seen among rural whites to create the black mentality of pounding children in public for doing what they didn't want.
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I've never really seen it that way before. I swear they were into it because of the taste and thought that the over seasoning was to counter act the taste of char in some sort of hoodrat umami bullshit. I also want to add that their house was pretty grimy, not cluttered or full of trash per say, but as in my feet would get black if I walked around barefoot and the walls and shit was sticky to the touch. If grilling the chicken till it was burnt to shit was some performative act then it wasn't very convincing.
Of course that would imply that they’ve thought this shit through, something a poor nigga never does.
I take it that the many examples of authentic black culture have rotted your mind, yes?
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The dust bowl gave us some weird shit like Dandelion Salads and Canned Tumbleweed Leaves. Not quite rock suckin, but literal weed eating ain't much better.
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Dandelion greens are really good for you though and you can make jellies and such with the flowers too. I really don’t think it’s comparable with a rock you can only suck sauce off of. At that point just drink the sauce like a broth or something.