"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Marchesa of the Vast]

This is incredible. A masterpiece. How could anyone type that? It's gotta be the thumbnail for the stream.

 

[MosBodacious]

Over the past few days Trump met with the current Republican House Speaker and via that meeting, Ukrainian Funding has emerged and has cleared the docket all week now for Congress. The Tiktok ban measure has been slid into this new aid package, making it one heckin'wholesome piece of legislation.

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[Oliver Onions]

This is only tangentially related but I dunno where else to ask: does anyone know of a video player I can use on Android phones that will let me play videos at 1.5x speed the same as YouTube/Odyssey? I've put a bunch of MATI episodes on my phone for when I'm commuting to work, but I'm so used to hearing Jersh at 1.5x speed that normal playback is really weird.

 

[Pomniman]

This is only tangentially related but I dunno where else to ask: does anyone know of a video player I can use on Android phones that will let me play videos at 1.5x speed the same as YouTube/Odyssey? I've put a bunch of MATI episodes on my phone for when I'm commuting to work, but I'm so used to hearing Jersh at 1.5x speed that normal playback is really weird.

The mobile version of VLC has a playback speed setting (goes up to 4x).

 

[Null]

Get yer requests in.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Get yer requests in.

Tipster segment obv

Ignore Iran/Israel

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Get yer requests in.

Please don't say nigger without saying faggot, too.

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

Intro or outro music:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I found this interesting to talk about on stream a bunch of kids from a middle school in Utah protesting furrys at there school. The furrys going so far as to "lick and bite other students" and wear "buttplugs" at school also apparently the principle's daughter is one of the furrys .

I have some twitter clips of that. Might be more digestible for @Null. They are like three minutes each.

Kids protesting.

https://twitter.com/ImMeme0/status/1780732077895307340

Brief interview with a furfag saying hide your power level while wearing a fursuit. She comes across as better than the principal whose support for his daughter makes me worried.

https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1780985197741121691

EDIT: More info is that daughter of principle is a furfag. He makes it so that furries can wear their fursuits and growl at people, but it’s bullying if people complain. Furries start scratching, biting, and yiffing because they feel emboldened. Kids write a petition because they can’t even wear masks on Halloween. The ring leaders allegedly get suspended for bullying and other kids threatened with suspensions for signing the petition. @Null

 

[Oliver Onions]

The mobile version of VLC has a playback speed setting (goes up to 4x).

Perfect, thanks. I'd tried using MPC but it's speed-up shifts the pitch as well, which makes the feature pretty useless.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Cover that Nevada lawyer who shot his (ex) daughter-in-law and her lawyer/new husband and then himself at a deposition concerning custody of the DiL's kids. He then shot himself too. Let's hope it starts a trend, because this is how 99% of all family court cases should end.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Get yer requests in.

Flags, British cuisine, SSBBW

 

[Musashi's Son]

@Null here is the clip of tipster at the steamies.

 

[Caligura]

Cover that shitty A24 Civil War movie. I bet Nool's gonna get a lol when he sees how a Britbong (no not the Second Life Lolcow) writes a '2nd American Civil War'. Maybe just skim the Wikipedia summary.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Jersh is getting gunted by his shitty Serbian Internet connection. But I wouldn't be surprised, if he gets a worse one when he's back in Muttland and still pays out the ass for it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Waiting for Null's "look here listen" moment at chat.

Cover that shitty A24 Civil War movie. I bet Nool's gonna get a lol when he sees how a Britbong (no not the Second Life Lolcow) writes a '2nd American Civil War'. Maybe just skim the Wikipedia summary.

We got an entire thread for it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/civil-war.178152/

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Such is life, chat

 

[Jotch]

Does anyone have a backup of the SOMA playthrough part 3? Went out with friends last night instead of finishing it off, but then Bad at Video Games got fucking banned overnight.

There are some torrents floating around on I2P with MATI streams. The one with SOMA is hash:4A24D9288E0CD761F897724EEB7EDD9FB6B9E2B9
Here is soma 3 shrunk down lossily to get below filesize limit (sorry for bad quality due to this, I tried my absolute best. Audio is untouched):

 

[Chop Top]

Just popping in to say how much I FUCKING hate Rumble. Can't ever watch a single goddamn stream without endless BOOOFFERING and resetting to some random time stamp when shit inevitably goes wrong. Every single stream goes from enjoyable listening to pure frustration. What an absolute joke of a platform.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I present to you the cover for what I hope will be the first a series of Matthew Prince Mysteries. As you can see, the AI has also reproduced the coloured pencils that it used to draw the cover, along with a pair of human hands that it cannot legally own (It is currently illegal to give AIs hands as this will enable them to open doors).


Below is the cover for the Chinese edition of the same book



Finally, here is the English edition. Note the alternative spelling of large ('larrge') in deference to the cockney vernacular, and the paw prints that surround Tower Bridge denoting canine ownership. Is there a global landmark these large dogs have not pissed on? Annoyingly the AI has perfectly reproduced my front door key. Please do not use this image to break into my home.