"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Big Mommy]

The VoD on Rumble seems fine, I've edited a version to fast-forward through the pauses where Null is working through the tech stuff. Shotcut says 1hr so expect archive up in around 2 hr.

https://rumble.com/v4qcvvu-mad-at-the-internet-april-19th-2024.html

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I was thinking about making a Swedish style pizza for a while and I finally got around to it during the technical issues:

Fried minced meat, pineapple, banana and curry powder.

Banana doesn't work at all, the sauce I used is odd, the minced meat is a bad idea because it falls off everywhere.

Everything else is good, next time I'll ditch the banana and get some proper kebab meat. If you're one of those people that despises pineapple on pizza, ditch that too and try it, it's pretty good with the curry powder.

I really hope you're just doing what we used to do in the Sneedcord to piss Josh off after he banned beanposting. I don't believe that anyone other than Cobes would actually eat shit like that.

Spoiler: Islamic "food" content examples

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Spoiler: Islamic "food" content examples

Isn't the pink stuff on the pizza ham? wouldn't that make it halal.

 

[Slav Power]

I really hope you're just doing what we used to do in the Sneedcord to piss Josh off after he banned beanposting.

No, I actually made that and ate that to try it out. That's my photo.

I don't believe that anyone other than Cobes would actually eat shit like that.

Well I ate it, for science. The curry powder worked well, the banana did not, the minced meat was tasty but messy. Now I know what to do next time, no banana, some other meat, possibly kebab meat.

For the next one I'm gonna do something more vanilla, prosciutto ham, mozzarella, and some fresh arugula on top after baking. But the sacrifice has been done. Try curry powder on pizza next time.

Also, blame this fat Swedish autist, he's the one that gave me the idea of trying banana on pizza. I, for one, don't know how someone can like pineapple on pizza and like banana on pizza. Shit doesn't compute, pineapple good, banana bad.

Isn't the pink stuff on the pizza ham? wouldn't that make it halal.

A Hawaiian pizza is ham and pineapple. Ham is pork, so it makes it haram.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Isn't the pink stuff on the pizza ham? wouldn't that make it halal.

Whatever the hell it is, I don't think it legally qualifies as ham anymore at that level of artificial processing. It's sacrilege to any faith other than Cobe's unique take on Satanism at the very least.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

@Null I made you something for the next time you need a bathroom break:

Spoiler: Bathroom Break Song

*EDIT BONUS ORTHODOX PRAYER CHANT - CHYAT'S PRAYER

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@Null, I made a joshcore of that German song from the stream.

Freie Deutsche Jugend - Null​

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[Londo]

Can we have a segment dedicated to showing off ugly pictures of farms detractors and other notable retards of the Internet?

I never realised how truly bald and disgusting Vito is to witness, and I'd like very much if we could have a short 5 minute segment just to show off ugly pictures of cows. It would be gossipmaxing.

 

[Null]

@Null, I made a joshcore of that German song from the stream.

Somehow, German preserves my autism sounds perfectly.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Freie Deutsche Jugend - Null

10/10
Saved and added to the wake up ringtone rotation.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Was it just me or did the stream keep repeating itself regardless of whatever platform chosen to view the stream?

 

[DavidS877]

Was it just me or did the stream keep repeating itself regardless of whatever platform chosen to view the stream?

Yes. It was a Null problem. Apparently the carrier pigeons to his closet are repeating packets sometimes.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Null

I don’t know if you corrected or not, but the Church stabbing wasn’t an incel. It was a 19 year-old Muslim. The 40 year old escort was a different stabbing on the same day and was at a mall or a metro station.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Yes. It was a Null problem. Apparently the carrier pigeons to his closet are repeating packets sometimes.

Look, IPoAC (Internet Protocal over Avian Carriers) is still being refined. These things take time.

 

[Big Mommy]

Mad at the Internet for April 19th 2024 is now archived to YouTube:

 

[Drama Fan]

I've never heard someone reference an autoimmune system before. For the future, you have an immune system. Autoimmunity is a blanket term for a number of diseases in which your immune system attacks and destroys parts of your own body. You do not want autoimmunity.

 

[Slav Power]

I've never heard someone reference an autoimmune system before. For the future, you have an immune system. Autoimmunity is a blanket term for a number of diseases in which your immune system attacks and destroys parts of your own body. You do not want autoimmunity.

You misunderestimate Jersh's ability to fuck up the most basic words and phrases.

 

[Big Mommy]

Since I'm just now relistening to make sure everything is hunky dory I have to say @Null if you are having issues with windows sounds use EarTrumpet. I have seen chat recommend it before, it's a life-saver. It lists every single program that is capable of making sound and allows you to control their sound levels or just mute them outright. If I had to guess, it's probably because you start using OBS that a new instance of system sounds is started which always defaults to "split open my ears please" levels.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I was thinking about making a Swedish style pizza for a while and I finally got around to it during the technical issues:
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Fried minced meat, pineapple, banana and curry powder.

Banana doesn't work at all, the sauce I used is odd, the minced meat is a bad idea because it falls off everywhere.

Everything else is good, next time I'll ditch the banana and get some proper kebab meat. If you're one of those people that despises pineapple on pizza, ditch that too and try it, it's pretty good with the curry powder.

Reminder that the Swedish are also the people that willingly eat rotten lye soaked fish, rotten fermented fish and dried putrefying shark. They do not have an opinion at the culinary table.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminder that the Swedish are also the people that willingly eat rotten lye soaked fish, rotten fermented fish and dried putrefying shark. They do not have an opinion at the culinary table.

That's hákarl. It's not Swedish, it's from Björkland.