"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I was thinking about making a Swedish style pizza for a while and I finally got around to it during the technical issues:
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Fried minced meat, pineapple, banana and curry powder.

Banana doesn't work at all, the sauce I used is odd, the minced meat is a bad idea because it falls off everywhere.

Everything else is good, next time I'll ditch the banana and get some proper kebab meat. If you're one of those people that despises pineapple on pizza, ditch that too and try it, it's pretty good with the curry powder.
 
I'm not sure if this has been raised but the sound quality of MATI has deteriorated. Not throwing shade.

The sound of the fan or whatever is running in the background is horrendous to listen to; the constant fade in and out when listening to on headphones.

The mic is constantly popping when fading back in.

It's actually far easier to listen to when the mic is allowed to be open than the constant stop start - the fan noise becomes far more faded when speaking for prolonged periods of time.
 
archive of manifesto of max azzarello

IFA Wartburg - The free German youth / IFA Wartburg - Freie Deutsche Jugend (FDJ)

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That moment when you make a song to satirize something, but the song is unironically a banger
The song wasn’t made by the East German government, it was made by a Swedish band that makes satirical “propaganda” songs for East Germany
Look into the album and the concerts they held for their brief coming into existence then vanishing. It's very clear that's satire, even if it's in many ways cool. Their whole larp is that the group is from the 80s and was state funded despite the fact everything they did was in 98~ and out of nowhere. There's a whole running gag to this day with them in whatever fashion on the official youtube page and website.
 
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I had this open since the Pikmin bit happened and I got randomly surprised by the HL1 scientist screaming:
And I came up with an idea.

Three hours, of silence. Occasionally broken by: George Floyd saying "I can't breathe". And then have Null start playing it at the beginning of the stream. It has to fucking happen.
 
Just popping in to say how much I FUCKING hate Rumble. Can't ever watch a single goddamn stream without endless BOOOFFERING and resetting to some random time stamp when shit inevitably goes wrong. Every single stream goes from enjoyable listening to pure frustration. What an absolute joke of a platform.
Oh good, so it's not just me. Rumble certainly looks like it doesn't handle things well when conditions are not ideal.
I still think it's funny that this guy can stream from a fucking closet while stealing wifi from a local McDonald's or something and still have thousands of loyal tards put up with it all because we enjoy it that much. It really is impressive.
 
I'm not sure if this has been raised but the sound quality of MATI has deteriorated. Not throwing shade.

The sound of the fan or whatever is running in the background is horrendous to listen to; the constant fade in and out when listening to on headphones.

The mic is constantly popping when fading back in.

It's actually far easier to listen to when the mic is allowed to be open than the constant stop start - the fan noise becomes far more faded when speaking for prolonged periods of time.
I'll work on it. I do have a fan on lowest setting in the room.
 
I'll work on it. I do have a fan on lowest setting in the room.

Do you have any noise insulation? If you have the fan in the line of sight of the mics audio pick up?

Sometimes placing the fan behind the mic and pointing it towards a wall will dampen the sound a little. It'll still circulate air around the room albeit less directly.
 
Is the wifi strength inside of the closet adequate? I had similar problems with wifi signal being horrible due to physical barriers that I was able to largely remedy with a cheap, strategically placed wifi repeater. Just a thought.
 
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bro it's a fucking closet
You weren't actually shitting about that? I thought it was hyperbole. Yeah fair enough small space will make noise insulation like that nearly impossible.

Maybe turn down the noise gate to avoid the cut out and cut in? It's genuinely way more audibly pleasing when the fan is audible than silent - it fades in to white noise after you speak for a few seconds.
 
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I present to you the cover for what I hope will be the first a series of Matthew Prince Mysteries. As you can see, the AI has also reproduced the coloured pencils that it used to draw the cover, along with a pair of human hands that it cannot legally own (It is currently illegal to give AIs hands as this will enable them to open doors).
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Below is the cover for the Chinese edition of the same book

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Finally, here is the English edition. Note the alternative spelling of large ('larrge') in deference to the cockney vernacular, and the paw prints that surround Tower Bridge denoting canine ownership. Is there a global landmark these large dogs have not pissed on? Annoyingly the AI has perfectly reproduced my front door key. Please do not use this image to break into my home.
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This is classic AI stuff I always enjoyed.
Ai generated stuff needs comedic human critque.
 
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