Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%
  • Total voters
    294
Captain Manning said:
basically a hack whose only case after a 2+ year dry spell is April Imholte's speeding ticket
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So the first case he takes is defending the lady who’s taken up residence in his home ALLEGEDLY?

Reminds me of when January Jones, cunt and occasional actress, called Bobby Flay after she cracked her car up.

People were quite surprised at the time! Flay was also quite married. Their cover story was laughable.

What I’m saying is, it wouldn’t be FUNNY or WEIRD to me if the woman who Nick is treating like a mistress is in fact his mistress.

Any which way, feed your fucking kids, idiots.
 
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Crocodylus Acutus said:
I am working on a Suno.AI album sort of thing, and I made my Nick song. Its called "The Law of Love." The album is 80s themed so I tried going for that Eagles/Toto ballad type of music, it didn't exactly hit the mark, but I like it nonetheless. Enjoy.
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You're excellent at your craft. :winner:
 
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Not Who You Think said:
Nick has used black men being attracted to his wife as validation that she is "hot" more than once. Example below:
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Not Who You Think said:
Nick often describes these men as wearing very low pants, approaching Kayla after she leaves the ladies restroom, and being "cool" about it. Nick also allegedly expresses bewilderment to them about why they think he could stop them (as if to invite some sort of encounter?).

See also Nick's reaction to be "catcalled by an African American" (even though she looked like a homeless man) while he was wearing short shorts. He seems genuinely mind-blown:

In any case, Nick seems sensitive to positive/negative feedback from black people.
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She is in her 40s. None of those guys are going after her because she is "hot". They would be going after her because Nick looks like a cuck and she looks like a slut.

Nick's attitude toward black people seems mostly driven by the porn he likely watches. And of course because he spent so much time around Mr. Drexel who plays into all Nick's porny fantasies about black men. And even though Drexel is clearly a total loser scraping the bottom of the barrel for any woman he can get, Nick is totally attached to the fantasy.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
You know, even though i think null would probably hate the fuck out of the idea, the site having a fake money system and being able to make bets with it would be fun. Like is he gonna stream today? :story:
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Some sort of Gacha? It could incentivise Bossman Jack and DSP to make an account here.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
You know, even though i think null would probably hate the fuck out of the idea, the site having a fake money system and being able to make bets with it would be fun. Like is he gonna stream today? :story:
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Sounds fun but probubly a nightmare to implement and keep working.i could see the fake curency being used to buy reactions to others posts for the free users ((im still not sure how the reaction system works to be honest))
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
You know, even though i think null would probably hate the fuck out of the idea, the site having a fake money system and being able to make bets with it would be fun. Like is he gonna stream today? :story:
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No way. This guy changed the way the reaction notification and point systems work because we were using the site wrong.

I bet people using a system like this to incentivize even fake bets would also be using the site wrong according to him.

I think it would be funny though.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
No way. This guy changed the way the reaction notification and point systems work because we were using the site wrong.

I bet people using a system like this to incentivize even fake bets would also be using the site wrong according to him.

I think it would be funny though.
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Jewsh would rig the bet, especially if it's against a group or idea he doesn't like, or God forbid, cheddar enjoyers. The house always wins.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
You know, even though i think null would probably hate the fuck out of the idea, the site having a fake money system and being able to make bets with it would be fun. Like is he gonna stream today? :story:
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4chan's April Fools event was a fake stock market and it went over fairly well. Could we see a cow market?
 
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