Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

I call shenanigans said:
It’s not an uncommon place to die. Especially from cardiac arrest.

These cardiac arrests are often fatal due to delays in discovering the person in the toilet.

Elvis was found dead face down on his bathroom floor. It is believed he arrested on the toilet and fell onto the floor. If his pants were around his ankles, I’d think that was a pretty good sign that belief is 100% correct.
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this was actually discussed at length in the Jack Scalfani thread, and it's something to do with your diaphragm, if I remember right
 
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Blackpinkwnk said:
Wanna smell like Cutie?
You need a strong base of ricotta, barracuda, pizza dough and a plethora of bodily fluids in various stages of decomposition.
Now that you have that hard part down, give it a general dowsing of Pink Sugar.
For the humble amount of 22 CAD, you can smell better than 90% of youtube.
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Of course Chantal has the most basic taste in perfumes, judging by her scent of the day and the wedding picture that for reasons I can't comprehend included a Versace Bright Crystal.

Kuweight might be a shit hole alright, but there are definitely places where great quality and unique perfumes can be sampled. Not that she needs to, her handsomest husband has the most successful of perfume businesses after all.
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I’ve always wondered why people keep referencing ricotta when speaking of the way she smells. I know it’s really descriptive of the chunky white substance known as Candida, but ricotta doesn’t smell bad. It’s a delightful food in cheesecake and even just lightly mixed with a tiny bit of vanilla and pineapple as a quick treat ( for me anyway).
How about she smells like Limburger or Stinking Bishop?
Sorry, but this has been bugging me for years. I’ll see myself out now.
 
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FeedMeLobsterNow said:
I’ve always wondered why people keep referencing ricotta when speaking of the way she smells. I know it’s really descriptive of the chunky white substance known as Candida, but ricotta doesn’t smell bad. It’s a delightful food in cheesecake and even just lightly mixed with a tiny bit of vanilla and pineapple as a quick treat ( for me anyway).
How about she smells like Limburger or Stinking Bishop?
Sorry, but this has been bugging me for years. I’ll see myself out now.
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I would guess more Gorgonzola with a slight whiff of haddock left out in the sun.🤮 you know she cannot reach her arse with toilet paper and probably a struggle with the portable bidet hose too , specially when she is out and using the ladies bathroom as she does frequently, must be a bit off putting when she has to connect the hose to a sink to wash her massive arse. Thinking about it , the thoughtful gift of the bidet hose from the shitlord is about as useful as a chocolate kettle.
Your welcome

This bitch drove miles just to buy a bag of cheese curds , you can bet she bought a few bags and ate them all before she got back to wherever she is couch surfing.
I know that it’s payday tomorrow or Tuesday but do we think she can even afford the flight back to Kuwait ? , don’t forget she had a weeks ban , then she had a tantrum and stayed offline so her money this month will be very meagre, she has rent to pay in kuwait and bills plus the shite obsessed wannabe rapist will need cash to pay for his rent boys and cleaning bills for his Jizzed up furniture 🤮, so she is really going to struggle to pay for the flight too .
 
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Schmooo said:
She’s been crying - her eyes are swollen and she’s beet red.
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Is the hand positioning a tell that she's had bad news about her health?
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EDIT: I really hope this therapist does Google Chins and gets a load of what a disgusting, nasty, narcissistic lying piece of shit she is and drops her first.
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And writes an anonymous post about it somewhere which is discovered by a farmer during a Kuwait content drought.

Botchy Galoop said:
I think the Aunt is the one who is really has the time to make Dr appts for Chantal, show her how yummy and hulthy a vegetarian diet is, buy her Planners and try for one last time to get Chantal to adult.
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This is Phil's first go round of the cycle. Her ignorance of same is a delight.
 
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FeedMeLobsterNow said:
I’ve always wondered why people keep referencing ricotta when speaking of the way she smells. I know it’s really descriptive of the chunky white substance known as Candida, but ricotta doesn’t smell bad. It’s a delightful food in cheesecake and even just lightly mixed with a tiny bit of vanilla and pineapple as a quick treat ( for me anyway).
How about she smells like Limburger or Stinking Bishop?
Sorry, but this has been bugging me for years. I’ll see myself out now.
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When she was in Cuba, she herself described her nether bits as having the odor of ricotta and barracuda.
 
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Sitting in your car, eating 200g of Cheddar cheese dosed in BBQ sauce, I can't even express how deathfat that is. Yes, I'm using deathfat as a verb. It should b a verb.

I can not imagine eating a whole package of cheese in one sitting in a short amount of time. I always felt that cheese in whatever form fills you up very quickly. It's fascinating to see all the ways Gunt will overeat and just stuff shit down her throat to get that full feeling again and again.

I always thought there are two kinds of deathfats: those that chase the dopamine high and those that need that overly full feeling.

Anna chases dopamine (and attention). Gunt needs to feel full (as a substitute to feel loved).

Deathfat behavior should really be it's own category in psychiatry.

I'm very allergic to perfume and I have a really good nose so I hate everyone who wears too much of it anyways but I make an exception for deathfats cause the other smell would probably be worse.
 
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six cats 666 said:
When she was in Cuba, she herself described her nether bits as having the odor of ricotta and barracuda.
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Yes, this is why I added these to the pyramid.
And what did Peets say she smells like? Can't remember this one, was it blue cheese?
I'm a huge frag hag and can appreciate all kinds of scents so I'm not hating on the gourmand (food-like) genre at all, but Pink Sugar has been around since Chantal was in school and it's just silly she still uses it.
A strong barnyard or fecal Oud (that's a thing in perfumery) would be more appropriate for an overture to her amazing nights with the shit Lord.
For extra special sexy time, notes of caviar and goat hair.
 
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FeedMeLobsterNow said:
I’ve always wondered why people keep referencing ricotta when speaking of the way she smells. I know it’s really descriptive of the chunky white substance known as Candida, but ricotta doesn’t smell bad. It’s a delightful food in cheesecake and even just lightly mixed with a tiny bit of vanilla and pineapple as a quick treat ( for me anyway).
How about she smells like Limburger or Stinking Bishop?
Sorry, but this has been bugging me for years. I’ll see myself out now.
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When Chins said during Cuba Rage "My pussy smells like barracuda....and ricotta" my guess is that she was inaccurately parroting Nader, who probably says that it smells like barracuda (I'm sure Chins know doesn't know what a barracuda is, much less what it smells like) and the substance coming out of it looks like ricotta. (She also said in one of her TMI stories he likened it to pizza dough.) 🤮
 
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Oh gunty....

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DefCon Dumb said:
My Stupid Sunday Thought for this week and no doubt, old news.

She’s never going to entertain the thought of an hobby as that would rob her of the ability to think non-stop about her only real interest… food.
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Excuse you, she does have a hobby. Eating (or EAITING, if you will) food is her hobby, along with stalking drive-thrus during Nashie season.
 
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Blackpinkwnk said:
A strong barnyard or fecal Oud (that's a thing in perfumery) would be more appropriate for an overture to her amazing nights with the shit Lord.
For extra special sexy time, notes of caviar and goat hair.
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What I'm hearing is that no additional fragrance is necessary.
 
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Looking at the fromagerie St-Albert website, 30 grams of those cheese curds have about 260mg of sodium and only 100 calories, so assuming she ate the whole 200g bag then that's around 600 calories and over 1500 mg of sodium (not to mention the salty bbq seasoning packet in which she 'accidentally' used the entire bag).

But hey, they're also low carb and high in calcium so take that diabetes and low bone density brought on by surgical menopause.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
This is Phil's first go round of the cycle. Her ignorance of same is a delight.
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Phyllis has absolutely been around long enough to have seen it all in her favourite niece. She moved back to Canada from Jamaica during the crackhead Olympics because she arrived shortly before her mother died. She also likely saw a lot of Chantal before leaving Canada in pursuit of brown boys, and what she didn’t see could easily have been discussed with her via Schmee.
 
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