Amber saw Methmam's "BE HAPPY" brand Maple Bacon Popcorn bag lying in the backseat and tore into that like a pack of wolves attacking a 3-legged cat... OR LIKE METHMAM ATTACKING A SERVICE DOG!... Sorry, sorry. Calm down, Boolean... be patient: there will be time later in the reecap...
Anyway, Methmam gives Amber the calorie breakdown of the popcorn despite Amber's claims of Kristine never being a calorie counter before... because it's always everyone else in Amber's orbit who becomes responsible for Amber's weight.
JUMPCUT!! At a eatery called 'Flower Child'. It's hulthy or something. Complains about image quality - new phone, doesn't know how to use it, blah blah blah. Kristine got brown rice, shrimp and broccoli. Amber got salmon with two scoops of mashed potatoes and noodles with cheese sauce because HULTHY! Mmmm, HO-MADE! DRY GORL! "Are you excited, Mom?!" JFC, I find it amazing how absolutely NOTHING about Amber ever changes. Amber talks about methmam's new diet (counting calories) that she just started yesterday. Intense shovel-action with the fork.
JUMPCUT!! Toilet selfie!!!
JUMPCUT!! Hurpling action at Walmart!! *TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH*
JUMPCUT!! Hurpling action at "popshelf"!! *TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH*
In case you're wondering about the lunacy that LP sees whenever Amber enters a store...
PLACARD: Next Day
Amber HATES that she HAS to talk about what she's about to talk about (that she DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT), but she's going to anyway (because she needs content, and she's already aired everyone else's dirty laundry on her channel for money. Amber claims that there is a reaction channel that begs for Amber's mom to be in her videos - who the FUCK is doing this?! STOP! (Seriously, though, I don't know who this person is. I'm guessing that Amber's blaming Merc because Amber hates her, but I don't watch her so I have no idea what's going on) Anyway, after Kristine waved in Amber's video, this reaction channel read out Kristine's entire rap sheet during a livestream. HAHAHAHA!!! Seriously, who did this?! Hahaha! Just say their name, Ambo.
Amber keeps putting "charges" in air-quotes, as if the fact that charges exist is a subjective thing. How do you expect Amber to have any "side characters" (air quotes by Amber), if you keep digging up all of the disgusting things all of the disgusting people in disgusting Amber's orbit have done? Do you not realize that water seeks it's own level? There will NEVER be any heroes orbiting Amber.
At this point, I'm SO GLAD I downloaded this video, because FUCK YOU Amber if you think I'd even give you a view for this (let alone have an ad play).
This was over a decade ago, you guise!!
FREEZE FRAME!!
lol.
Sooper tacky! All for monitization (but this video totally isn't). Oop, now it was TWO decades ago.
Kristine's addiction!! But Kristine confronts EVERYTHING HEAD ON (just ignore the fact that she's nowhere to be seen during this entire rant). Accountability!! Regret!! She's almost a decade sober now!!! People can change!!!
Amber doesn't talk about these things!!! [Insert tearless cryeeeeen and squeeky voice] Amber feels PRESSURED to talk shit about her parents in her videos for sympathy and YouTube coin!! "So wrong!!" It's hard for Amber to talk about her childhood or foster care because everyone accuses her of being a liar. It's hard because the TRUTH sounds like an exaggeration and a lie (just ignore those exaggerations/lies that she admitted were exaggerations/lies... as well as the ones which were obviously exaggerations/lies).
TRUE (according to Amber): Kristine was in and out of jail since Amber was a child, as was her father.
FALSE (according to Amber): Kristine went to prison for 5 years for killing a service animal. Kristine never went to prison for more than 2 years, and that was for drugs. Kristine would never HURT an aminal... just ignore that Kristine PLED GUILTY to the charge of "harming, mistreating or killing service animal" - which means at the very least she did actually HURT the animal and admitted to such.
Kristine CAME TO AMBER ABOUT THIS because Kristine claimed she never did it. It was
THE OTHER Kristine Reid of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma with the EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY who was also a POS junkie at the exact same time that Amber's mom was! So weird. Also weird that this totally different Kristine's FACEBOOK account communicates with Aunt Tammie and other members of your family. So SO weird - THEY ALSO THOUGHT THAT THIS SERVICE DOG BEATING, THIEVING, PROPERTY DESTROYING, POS JUNKIE WAS KRISTINE, TOO! So, this mystery person must have also looked and sounded exactly like Kristine for even Aunt Tammie to think that this other person was Kristine. WOW! Small world, eh? What are the odds?
"Who you are in active addiction is NOT your true self",
"She has changed so much and is a completely different person",
"...almost a full decade sober".
Amber repeats that she's not going to justify the things her mom has done... while denying and justifying the things her mother has done. Get your facts, straight, haydur!!
Says for the 4th time that she's not going to talk about this. You should get to know the woman Kristine is NOW. That was 15-20 years ago - but the service animal thing WASN'T HER! Stop being tacky!
Amber says that the reaction channels need to react to what Amber says and shows (instead of what's actually happening). I personally think that reaction channels need to go find another cow and let her be ignored for a (long) while (but I doubt that will happen).
"Pathetic!!"
JUMPCUT!! It's been a while since Amber filmed that segment. Her face is bright-red, so she's either been drinking, or she's just been raging off camera this whole time (bye-bye what's left of the Trader Joe's haul). Amber blabs about journaling because this put her in a weird head-space. I think Amber's trying to hint in this blathering that because Kristine got sober and took accountability for her actions (by blaming a different Kristine Reid for her crimes) that somehow she's above criticism for her past behaviours. In all fairness to Kristine, sobering up and taking accountability for SOME of her shitty behaviours while in addiction is still WAY MORE than Amber has ever done regarding her own shitty behaviours. So kudos to that ... but if you ever so much as LOOK at any of my pets, I will blast those plastic teeth clean out of your mouth with my phaser and transport you into deep space without an environmental suit. You get me?
Amber KNOWS how hard it was... despite Amber herself never accomplishing anything or changing ANY of her noxious behaviours. Don't talk down about drug addicts to Amber (that's for HER to do about her family when she needs sympathy/YT coin).
AGAIN, THE SERVICE ANIMAL THING NEVER HAPPENED!!
Amber is better than all of us, because she can SEPARATE who Kristine was and now is.
More tearless cryeeeen. Muh Father. Muh Brother. But Amber's not going to let this get HER down!!
Byee!! *smiles and blows a kiss*
