Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slippery_Slope]

Remember when she couldn't even say the word, she'd have to spell it out. I was never sure if she was trolling or genuinely embarassed, inexperienced. I will speculate for sure she's most likely never experienced a sexual orgasm. I say sexual because she experiences food orgasms daily when she binges.

Her weird attitude towards sex/her own body just goes directly against her suggestive behavior online.

Who needs a scraper when you can use an iron and kitchen roll?
Gets rid of every trace of wax from hard surfaces and fabrics, as well

Meh, too much work for lazy old me. Also, last time I ironed anything was like 5 years ago. Not sure my iron does even still work.
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@Boolean Bitch I really hope it's another BPD nutcase. Would love that for her. They'd have the truwest and bestes love of all times.

 

[FatalTater]

lol I just took the bell part off the sleeves of a top I own, because they flap around and are a pain in the ass.

I can't imagine Amber wearing that dress much. How will she show off her chest fat when she wants to pretend she's sexy? The neckline's too high for that.

INB4 she starts talking about how pagan she is and how she's always been into crystals an shit. Remember the storage thing full of tumbled rocks she had back in KY?

Ladies? It's okay to just like pretty rocks because they're pretty. No need to pretend they have psychic energy or meaning.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She probably bought it because the deranged soul she’s pretending to be in a relationship with probably mentioned they like witches or Stevie nicks. Everything about her is so off putting I don’t know how people get the urge to interact or spend time with her.

Dana said that the only thing Amber talks about is food, restaurants, and eating. How do you engage with other people when this is your only subject of conversation. She did not do well in school, does not read newspapers and is not up to the latest national and international stories. I think that she got lucky with her previous girlfriends, perhaps not Jade, as they were as dumb as Amber. She is having a tougher time now.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Dana said that the only thing Amber talks about is food, restaurants, and eating. How do you engage with other people when this is your only subject of conversation. She did not do well in school, does not read newspapers and is not up to the latest national and international stories. I think that she got lucky with her previous girlfriends, perhaps not Jade, as they were as dumb as Amber. She is having a tougher time now.

Hey, now she can talk about bingo, the casino, getting her nails done and...I guess, the food she eats at bingo and the casino.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Remember when she couldn't even say the word, she'd have to spell it out. I was never sure if she was trolling or genuinely embarassed, inexperienced.

Probably a bit of each. The killer for me was her talking about her “period hole”. I was just so shocked that any woman would call her vagina that. I realise some (particularly older) woman can be embarrassed by the word, but those same women tend to have menstral embarrassment as well. I was stunned that a relatively young woman (she was 29 at the time), and a lesbian at that, would be so shy of using correct names for female genitalia. I probably wouldn’t have noticed if she’d used slang terms like Veejayjay even, but “period hole”, no fucking way. She was also dumb enough to believe a surgeon would repair her hymen after a hysteroscopy, like it actually matters whether it’s intact or not.

 

[Dinosours]

I think her reluctance for using correct words for her private parts is part of her arrested development. She never grew beyond 12 and it shows with how she acts. Some may say she acts like a teenager, but really, it's like what a preteen thinks a teenager acts like. She's so stunted it's insane.

 

[Constellationzero]

In what alternate reality is ^this^ anywhere NEAR hailing distance of being 'flattering'?

No shit, right?

Hambutt's chest looks...UPHOLSTERED. And that "dress" is just another tee shirt.

 

[marjoram]

I’m sure I must have missed this somewhere along the line but— What’s the deal with the self published “journals” and crap on Amazon by “Damon White”? Lots of stupid quotes from FatAls stupid “poetry” and faux deep philosophical claptrap.

I don’t think it’s Amber, of course, but rather a troll that really shot wide. 20 bucks for this crap? The cost of self publishing? There’s just so much wrong here.. God I hope it’s not a Farmer..

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I’m sure I must have missed this somewhere along the line but— What’s the deal with the self published “journals” and crap on Amazon by “Damon White”? Lots of stupid quotes from FatAls stupid “poetry” and faux deep philosophical claptrap.

I don’t think it’s Amber, of course, but rather a troll that really shot wide. 20 bucks for this crap? The cost of self publishing? There’s just so much wrong here.. God I hope it’s not a Farmer..

Sounds more like a Reddit (or FB) thing than a Farmer...unless we've been seriously infiltrated lol

Definitely sounds too much like 'hard work' for lardass herself...

 

[Blackpink]

Fat Al and her idol Fat Alex
The blind dumb leading the blind dumber.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

There was a blogger ALR used to follow to the point of ‘monkey see, monkey do’; pretty sure she went by the name of Piink Sparkles.

She does it with every blogger she becomes obsessed with; aping their behaviour, how they dress, makeup styles and vocal expressions.

With nothing new or interesting in her own life to blog about, we’ll see more and more of her trying what works for others, forgetting that for many, the appeal is also because they prepare well, look presentable and professional and add real personality to the mix.

 

[dogpill]

I’m sure I must have missed this somewhere along the line but— What’s the deal with the self published “journals” and crap on Amazon by “Damon White”? Lots of stupid quotes from FatAls stupid “poetry” and faux deep philosophical claptrap.

I don’t think it’s Amber, of course, but rather a troll that really shot wide. 20 bucks for this crap? The cost of self publishing? There’s just so much wrong here.. God I hope it’s not a Farmer..

From what I've found, those books were published in the 2010s and already on Amazon, just an insane coincidence that a guy named Damon White is writing books about Destiny and dewdrops.

The journals on the other hand are more than likely an opportunistic troll that discovered the author then whipped up journal covers to list under his name.

Original self publishing site with older reviews:
Destiny book (a)
Dew drops book (a)

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber looks like a total solar eclipse in the black dress. The moon could never.

 

[Cornfed]

I'm late on this, but Amber definitely bought that tacky moon thing for herself. It is just too much like the stupid, vapid shit she loves to buy anyway.

 

[Major Pain]

I don't know if it's just because she's lazy...
I don't know if it's just because she's uncapable of creativity...
I don't know if it's just because every caretaker of hers is just that, nothing more...
I don't know if she just has some weird semi-cucking fetish...
I don't know if she just really likes the movie...
But why the fuck does potato choker call every woman in her life "Babe"
It just seems like she doesn't view any of them as an individual, worthy of a unique pet name. (apart from Faleeeeeen, but it's hard to miss what set her aside...)

 

[Mekahineyho]

I'm late on this, but Amber definitely bought that tacky moon thing for herself. It is just too much like the stupid, vapid shit she loves to buy anyway.

I’ve flip flopped in my mind a few times if it’s real, which it could be because anyone (including her exs) that entertains a “relationship” with her or friendship is just as goofy and childish as she is. It’s probably a made up person but also as recently as Jade, they were buying each other dumb shit on Amazon all the time and pretending to both be super emotional about the gifts and it would be like a pair of socks with smiley faces on it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I’ve flip flopped in my mind a few times if it’s real, which it could be because anyone (including her exs) that entertains a “relationship” with her or friendship is just as goofy and childish as she is. It’s probably a made up person but also as recently as Jade, they were buying each other dumb shit on Amazon all the time and pretending to both be super emotional about the gifts and it would be like a pair of socks with smiley faces on it.

I quick check and this plaque s available on ETSY for $15-20. So, first present was a $400 lego, the second one was a $15. plaque.

 

[-Jack-]

I quick check and this plaque s available on ETSY for $15-20. So, first present was a $400 lego, the second one was a $15. plaque.

So you guys are all telling me you don't buy someone you've never met, only spoken online to for a month or so a $400 gift?? Wow.. romance is dead goisee

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No. No. We're not doing BABE-UH again, Amber. Absolutely not. Put it down.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

With nothing new or interesting in her own life to blog about, we’ll see more and more of her trying what works for others, forgetting that for many, the appeal is also because they prepare well, look presentable and professional and add real personality to the mix.

People watch other people (whether they're annoying as fuck like that Alex chick, or actually likeable) for their unique personalities & their own personal experiences & commentary. Lard Lass is a hard watch bcuz of the way she looks, 1. & 2, the way she absorbs personalities is..unsettling. Who knows who the fuck Fat AL even is, she doesn't even know. She should be using this single time to figure it out, bcuz it's creepy as fuck. I can't stand it when she puts on these performances that mimic others. She's so easy to predict & read, it's pathetic.