Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Also, I lurk in Sean’s server and some posted these.

Who is this man and why does he look like a crossbreed of Rekieta and BossManJack?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Who is this man and why does he look like a crossbreed of Rekieta and BossManJack?

I think it’s from the AI Rekieta series people made a few pages ago.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

When you're a kid and look at your dad weird when he's being racist with his friends on the phone and today you have surpassed the master.

The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the Master Race.

 

[Space Pope]

Wonder why Nick was so eager to volunteer for this artist.

She agreed to paint his brown eye? (He's a faggot, see.)

 

[SargonF00t]

Nick and Kayla are like one of those couples from the 50’s that Hollywood loves. The husband is secretly a fag and the wife is wack’d out on tranquilizers so she doesn’t have to face reality.

Also, I lurk in Sean’s server and someone posted these.

View attachment 5928629View attachment 5928630

I see that Rackets decided against getting a sex dungeon built and went for the cuck shed instead.

 

[Maude Snew]

I wouldn't piss on the guy if he were on fire.

That's fine, he's friends with Drexel who's been known to piss on family of friends anyway so he's set on the getting pissed on.

 

[Goatchoker]

Cats are carnivores, butter is animal fat.

Makes sense. God damn butter gremlins. How do we explain her deep deep love of cocoa pebbles though?!

I’m excited to see the current excuses/disappointments that rackets brings this week.

Also I enjoyed the autist butter dish rant

 

[Space Pope]

A reminder for Nicki, who definitely doesn't read this thread. You have a pre-trial hearing tomorrow at 2:15pm central via zoom for April's speeding ticket. Try not to get her the death penalty as you need the help driving your kids around.

 

[DumbDude43]

My cats are notorious butter eaters.
Why?!?

The sketti-o’s clip has been stuck in my head. What a weird fucking “family” dynamic I guess? It’s all fucked.

ETA: do you think his kids have ANY table manners?

cats love animal fat
heavy cream is like cocaine for them

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I understand not everyone knows about computers, but when you're going to make very serious life-ruining accusations about somebody (CP related for instance), and it involves computers and tech stuff, at least know what you're talking about first Nicky.

Let us not forget why he's lining Randazza's pockets to begin with. Throwing the CP dart at random targets suits Nick, while he's probably off in the corner jerking it to American Beauty. In retrospect, I ought not have been surprised, but considering Nick and Josh's past friendship, and the very still-public streams of their criticism of everything from Cuties to loli, you'd think that's one low blow Nick wouldn't have thrown.

But he's an alcoholic faggot, so.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

heavy cream is like cocaine for them

Can confirm, this is what I put in my coffee for a very long time. My local grocery stores don't sell unadulterated heavy creme anymore so I'm stuck with half & half when I can't get raw creme from the source.

A reminder for Nicki, who definitely doesn't read this thread. You have a pre-trial hearing tomorrow at 2:15pm central via zoom for April's speeding ticket. Try not to get her the death penalty as you need the help driving your kids around.

View attachment 5929320

Taking all bets! Will Nick show up to his first lawyer duty in several years:
- with a 234 degree fever
- Drunk
- Exhausted
- High
- Hallucinating

Secondary bet! Who's going to spill the beans on what Nick was like at the hearing?
- Nick "Balldo" Rekieta
- April "Corner Daemon" Imholte?
- Aaron "Steel Bottom" Imholte
- Kayla "Pilled out Trek Fan" Rekieta
- @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (resident honorary ceiling cat) through some manner of wizardry not yet revealed

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

A reminder for Nicki, who definitely doesn't read this thread. You have a pre-trial hearing tomorrow at 2:15pm central via zoom for April's speeding ticket. Try not to get her the death penalty as you need the help driving your kids around.

View attachment 5929320

Speaking of which, when is the next monty lawsuit update? Appeal verdict?

 

[Captain Manning]

Speaking of which, when is the next monty lawsuit update? Appeal verdict?

They have 90 days to issue a ruling from the time of oral arguments and the case is submitted. Clock starts from February 28th.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Get on my level
View attachment 5928167
View attachment 5928168

My cats would swat it off the shelf and break it. The girl (the good cat) pulled a plate of food off the shelf the other day.

Just for reference, the youngest is about 7 or so and the oldest is closing in on 17-18, I believe. They are getting to the point where older siblings could watch younger (if they do not bicker) and cook some simple food.

The older kids should be proficient in the kitchen and able to feed their younger siblings.

Forgive me if this was already posted (the thread moves so fast) but Nick volunteered to have this instagram artist paint every family member’s eyes and the caption for every single one has them named as “Spawn #X.”

Thats not an artist. It's a thot.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

My cats would swat it off the shelf and break it. The girl (the good cat) pulled a plate of food off the shelf the other day.

The older kids should be proficient in the kitchen and able to feed their younger siblings.

Thats not an artist. It's a thot.

Wait, the short, large-chested, Fandom Menace-style content creator who has three cosplay calendars dressing like hoeified versions of pop culture characters is a thot? Nah brah, she just got married a couple months ago! (I'm not targeting you, just shitposting about the Balldoverse.)

Awaiting Nick to send her a Balldo-Eye photo to be drawn, and her promptly ignoring him from there on out. Anna is the reason Anime Matsuri 2022 was a success for YouTubers, Nick included. He ended up in charge last year, and we all saw how poorly that went.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick giving us more advice and yet to state why he no-showed. I don't think his shift back to the redpill grift will work as well as he hopes. He burned a lot of bridges and there is tons of ammo to be used against him.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1782531201875530099

 

[AnOminous]

Nick giving us more advice and yet to state why he no-showed. I don't think his shift back to the redpill grift will work as well as he hopes. He burned a lot of bridges and there is tons of ammo to be used against him.
View attachment 5929922

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1782531201875530099

He talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick giving us more advice and yet to state why he no-showed. I don't think his shift back to the redpill grift will work as well as he hopes. He burned a lot of bridges and there is tons of ammo to be used against him.
View attachment 5929922

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1782531201875530099

t. the guy who can't control his emotions

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Like this? https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinox-BUT-42-Oval-Butter-Dish/dp/B072KD4DNJ/

More butter dish
Sort of, but it's heavy silverplate. Closest available:
https://www.christofle.com/us_en/bu...2100&indexName=magento2_stagingus_en_products
Wedding gift many years ago. You can pick up a resold vintage one for 30-60% of retail new. Worth every penny I did not spend on it!

(Fr, it's great and at 25, looks beautiful. Necessary, no; beautiful, yes. Requires maintenance.)

 

[AnOminous]

t. the guy who can't control his emotions

If it weren't for Diddler Dax and Reethan Ralph, he'd be the most womanish man in the Sektur. And not in any of the positive ways.