DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

ngl, was pretty upset when i didn't see any dox besides planet jeff's

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Why would he waste a stream on setting up fightcade. It takes like 5 minutes at most and theres a step by step guide on their website and tones of videos on youtube. I dont even know how you could milk that over 2 hours

Phil turned cleaning out his closet into a multi-week marathon. He looks for any excuse to avoid doing actual work. That's why he does about 6 hours of QnA a week.

He's also going to be looking for a reason to drop fightcade as soon as possible. Anything that doesn't work perfectly is cause for Phil to abandon ship. Phil goes on and on about how great he was at retro fighting games, so Mr. 4th Place is going to be extra salty when he gets filtered by randos online.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Fightcade SETUP stream coming. Pay up to be tech support.

At least he's honest up front about what this is unlike anytime he starts a game and spends 95% of the stream in the create a character.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

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ngl, was pretty upset when i didn't see any dox besides planet jeff's

they managed to get 250 in the time Phil was gone, and of course Phil's cope was "this does nothing guys" meanwhile, give it a week and he'll be down thousands of dollars that he totally would have gotten had those detractors not done this

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The suggestions that Phil gets is like a poe's law. You never know if is a detractor that can walk the thin line, so Phil do not get that is a sarcastic, or just a dented being retard.


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Holy shit what the fuck is up with that shirt. I'm convinced he raided the wardrobe of a house that has been abandoned since the '70s.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Him bitching about the PayPal cut of a single dollar to me is indicative of his addiction starting to fuck with his bottom line.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Him bitching about the PayPal cut of a single dollar to me is indicative of his addiction starting to fuck with his bottom line.

He shouldn't bitch about it on stream, but getting .46 cents of a $1 tip is bullshit.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I know I shouldnt be shocked but god damn dude

He did multiple streams of him cleaning out his closet. Setting up fightcade is nothing.

 

[RougeRed]

From the Media Mentions thread circa 2017:

It's funny how 7 years and several generations of the game later, his excuses and complaints sound almost identical.

 

[Squatty Potty]

>When one of your most consistent whales stops his daily tips

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Holy shit what the fuck is up with that shirt. I'm convinced he raided the wardrobe of a house that has been abandoned since the '70s.

Now that you mentioned it, he looks like he came off the set of Fear and Loathing in Washington.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

>When one of your most consistent whales stops his daily tips

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We're not seeing bacon sweats just yet, poems future made a great point that DSP is still getting more or less the same amount in tips by the end of the podcast so maybe it's just 1MM being diversified across socks

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

>When one of your most consistent whales stops his daily tips

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I really don't see the point of doxxing PlanetJeff (presumed to be 1MM). And I don't mean it as a moralfag comment, I really don't see the point. It's not like it revealed he's a weirdo like Derich, or a retard like Jaydee, he is boringly normal. I mean, if I found him out, I wouldn't see any reason to release his information.
That Being Said, my point is that I feel like Phil will try to retcon 1MM's absence as "the trolls doxxed him guys, that's why he doesn't come anymore now tip me because I'm down liTurally thousands of dollars!!" and miss the months of shitting on Baldur's Gate and his opinions on it, his demeaning tone in his messages and overall the years of taking him for granted. Not that he won't try to make himself a victim anyway or that 1MM won't simply use a variety of sucks as they always do but still.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I really don't see the point of doxxing PlanetJeff (presumed to be 1MM). And I don't mean it as a moralfag comment, I really don't see the point. It's not like it revealed he's a weirdo like Derich, or a retard like Jaydee, he is boringly normal. I mean, if I found him out, I wouldn't see any reason to release his information.
That Being Said, my point is that I feel like Phil will try to retcon 1MM's absence as "the trolls doxxed him guys, that's why he doesn't come anymore now tip me because I'm down liTurally thousands of dollars!!" and miss the months of shitting on Baldur's Gate and his opinions on it, his demeaning tone in his messages and overall the years of taking him for granted. Not that he won't try to make himself a victim anyway or that 1MM won't simply use a variety of sucks as they always do but still.

A "normal" person wouldn't throw money at Piggy for years on end.

 

[Comma]

I really don't see the point of doxxing PlanetJeff (presumed to be 1MM). And I don't mean it as a moralfag comment, I really don't see the point. It's not like it revealed he's a weirdo like Derich, or a retard like Jaydee, he is boringly normal. I mean, if I found him out, I wouldn't see any reason to release his information.

I don't know about that. In these cases, doxing is a result from a person's peculiar actions, not a result from someone being "just a person". So regardless of who that person is, it's always interesting to see who is behind said actions (in this case: dropping tens of thousands of dollars on one of the most disliked people on the Internet).

Actually, I think it's at least as interesting to find out that it's just some relatively successful average Joe instead of the typical autist, because the latter is almost a given when looking at the DSPverse. It really makes you wonder what drives these people, which makes it interesting, imo.

 

[Corpun]

Has he always been this twitchy? I know he stims a lot and bobbles his leg, but it seems like he's gotten more twitchy over the last year or so. Is gacha really that bad of a coke habit?

Holy shit what the fuck is up with that shirt. I'm convinced he raided the wardrobe of a house that has been abandoned since the '70s.

LTG really got to him. It's hilarious he thinks these shirts look good on anyone.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He shouldn't bitch about it on stream, but getting .46 cents of a $1 tip is bullshit.

Yeah, who expects to make any money risking the fraud of actually trusting Phil's paypigs not to charge back when he delivers his valuable service of flapping his gums right?

I like how Phil swears he has the 'tax guy' but rejects crypto donations, which are quite popular now for his type of online panhandling, so why have a tax guy who doesn't do the job right still by refusing to add those in on the forms each year now? Get your fat wife to go full time at the Lucky Brand store instead, she needs the work miles to burn some calories for her next swimsuit model job I guess.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Has he always been this twitchy? I know he stims a lot and bobbles his leg, but it seems like he's gotten more twitchy over the last year or so. Is gacha really that bad of a coke habit?

Yes, he hid it before by not showing himself on prestreams and rare full screen shots. He's a professional pahdcaster now.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Also, remember that during the SideScrollers interview he said that Leanna actually abused him, which was quickly dismissed as he intended to use that to go on a pity rant (and then he went on Khet having a restraining order on Subaru Man). It won't be long until he starts claiming that Leanna beat him up or abused him to the point of causing his alcoholism (or he downright pulls a Yanderedev and says she was the one grooming him because he was a dumb 30 y/o kid back then)

Uhhh... uhh... tuhu uhh w-what do I do?


Leanna was annoying but she'll forever be the GOAT for the humiliation ritual she put him through during Nier Automata. I guess you could say this was abuse. Just imagine what was going on behind the scenes during this time. He was getting absolutely roasted daily.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Is Phil even registered to Vote in Washington?

It should be public record.

King County seems to be retarded and require voter information like DOB and address instead of just name like most states, but you could theoretically get his voter registration info, its all public information.

Edit: nothing pulls up for Phillip Burnell, 04/06/1982 on King County's voter info page. So it's likely he never registered to Vote there, unless I fucked something up.

If Phil's going to get into 'politics' him not even being registered to Vote is pretty funny.