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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

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  • Not without Caleb

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  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

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Quinton literally jinxed himself when he said in that half suicidal stream someone at Paramount liked him.

It took a long time for him to learn how to emulate my style but his talent at creating informative comedy was immediately clear.
> he either is unable to give praise normally or he thinks his creative voice is worth imitating
> he calls what he does 'informative comedy'
> everyone that has watched the video agrees his dad is better at being a reviewer

IN THIS THREAD WE BELIEVE IN RUSS REVIEWS SUPREMACY.
 
Paramount is one of the gayest companies for copyright bullshit. I got bugged by my ISP whenever I torrented Star Trek episodes, the ones from over 20 years ago. They probably want people to capitulate, and just pay for their streaming service instead. Jokes on them, I now have all of TNG, DS9, and Voyager, and none of their reee-ing amounted to anything. Eat shit Paramount. Every time I watch an episode I relish in the fact that corpo homos will never see my dollars for their shows.
 
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Too bad Quinton couldn't stand his ground like Null (who fights every single lolsuit to the bitter end and would rather die than have anyone tell him what he can or can't have on his site), especially since a lot of the episodes are in public domain and they specifically avoided using the copyrighted music
Does anyone have an archive of the Beverly Hillbillies video? I was only like 16 hours in and I don't want to wait for a neutered version of it to be re-uploaded a month later.

Quinton, and to a degree his dad, are leftist faggots but I like old TV shows and was enjoying the retrospective.

EDIT: Nevermind, I found one. Suck a fat cock, Paramount.
This thread is doing a better job archiving it that Quinton's own subreddit, which links to "Archive doesn't have any files that can interact with your computer"
 
This thread is doing a better job archiving it that Quinton's own subreddit, which links to "Archive doesn't have any files that can interact with your computer"
I have the file saved now but its too big to upload here. If the archives ever go down and Null wants to give me special permission to upload a large (~8.6gb) file I'm happy to do so.
 
Okqy but why is it seven hours long? I get the NSU videos being stupid huge because he's going beat by beat across seasons of tv episodes, but at some point is this all a joke?
No, Quinton knows video essays are good background noise that people will put on over and over again especially if they are long.
This generates revenue due to the current algorithm is based on watch time.
Quinton is making money from the fact no one truly is focusing entirely on what he is saying.
He knows due to the length that people will stop midway and come back later to watch, people accidentally leave it playing so decide to replay it again, etc.
It is also why he reviews kids show because they are less likely to be demonetized.
People watch stuff like this for nostalgia of the series, or out of morbid curiosity on how the fuck can there be seven hours of ICarly lore.
 
I assume he rushed this out to make up for the lost revenue from the Beverly Hilbillies video. Also interesting that he's focusing on a video game and not a TV show - someone's scared of Paramount. He probably should be if they're personally e-mailing him.

The fact that it's 7 hours and 26 seconds long makes me think that Q must have incredible contempt for his audience. He obviously had a time in mind and padded the video out to hit it exactly. He's cultivated fans that will watch anything he puts out without listening to anything he actually says.
 
I assume he rushed this out to make up for the lost revenue from the Beverly Hilbillies video.
I agree that he rushed this one but I don't think is for that reason. Q uploaded a couple of shorts to his second channel around the time of the uploads for FOP and Beverly Hillbillies, in which he talks with a sore throat and explains that's because he was working non-stop. So, if I or anyone else watches this video we are likely going to find moments near the end where it just feels like he rushed it because he had lost passion on the project.
I disagree with the idea itself being that rushed tho, because we've had this leak since November. But the fact he uploaded this one and that it likely was rushed is probably because Quinton really believed the Beverly Hillbillies video was going to kill his channel and this video is more normal for his current consoomer brand. Who knows, maybe it was to boost the sales of that YouTooz vinyl figure that we haven't even talked about in this thread. Oh, memories of Makeship.

Also, I noticed while looking for the leak that Q privated one short I talked about. I know is pretty narcy from me to suggest it was privated because of the Farms but the short was made in New Year's and I only posted it here by March, so you can't even say he just regretted and quickly deleted it.
 
Ah, Quinton, the self-appointed arbiter of childhood nostalgia for morbidly nostalgic zoomers, expertly dissecting children's content through a quasi-leftist lens, because what better way to relive one's youth than to overanalyze it with a healthy dose of ideological righteousness.

I need more serious though, I feel like he's becoming a bona fide meme just because of how much of a trend chaser he is.
 
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you will get a wiki feet page, Quinton...- guy he's colabing with
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Maybe he defended Dan Schneider for a reason.
Edit: holy shit Quinton is getting fucking bullied by billiam of all people
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"we are like when the angry video game nerd and the nostalgia critic met, for depressed people"- Billiam
edit 2: watched the entire vid, legitimately one of the worst things I have ever watched. Quinton has some nice spergouts here though
Quinton has a mental brake down, thinks the overly long Icarly videos will lead to him getting doxed, makes him dread releasing content

Quinton is trying the plushie thing again, hides it in this 7 hour long video, and talks about how his parasocial relationships makes him unable to be friends with fans of his anymore

Quinton hiding his mental breakdown inside 7 hour long videos is one of the most effective methods of hiding sperg outs I have seen
 
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I feel like he's becoming a bona fide meme just because of how much of a trend chaser he is.
So Quinton
> Makes videos where he awkwardly tries to insert his comedic sensibilities in what are meant to be reviews
> Has a shoddy understanding of film making in general
> Is universally regarded as a shit critic except by a diehard community of autists addicted to his videos that watch him rather than pay to watch what he talks about
> Is more of a meme than a man

Quinton literally became the Nostalgia Critic that people like Lady Emily describe rather than the real Doug Walker. Like people that hate Doug say he hates being the Critic but then you have Quinton actively admitting multiple times per video he hates what he does but makes good money. I cant wait for a vtuber gameplay series where the most popular bits are guys making their hypotheticals around Quinton going to a Markiplier rally to lose his Garfield plushies.

Quinton has a mental brake down, thinks the overly long Icarly videos will lead to him getting doxed, makes him dread releasing content
Lemme tell ya hwat. I've said this a plenty to any Qiwi that will listen, Quinton is one of the luckiest cows with a thread on this site. None of us care to dox him because we've better shit to do with our lives and even when we discover anything because of the gargantuan trail of breadcrumbs he leaves, we just scoff and say "he isn't worth it". Q, you may hate us but you are so fucking lucky that this site and not the Sharty became obsessed with you. I've seen people self police about actually a-logging you. As said already in this thread, we care more about you than your own fans and the fact your Nick videos almost killed the thread didn't suddenly stop that from being the truth.

So, because I had to see your disgusting feet, I'm going to unload stuff that I've been holding for literal years. Today, I'm playing a cartoon villain and giving you a taste of how nice we've been to you. Today, I'm proving a point autistically. I want to make something very clear here, we could only uncover this because Q has treated the Internet throughout all his life like a personal diary.

Lemme start with the obvious. We know your name because you used to sign your Internet footprint with it, we know your birthday because every year you announce it to make an increasingly stupid statement (last year was that you were going 'to hold more grudges'). That was enough to find you on Facebook. We know you were born in Richmond, KY, that you grew up in Versailles, KY, you aren't a Midwesterner. I often times wondered if the 'speech impediment' was that famous Eastern Kentucky accent. The first dox we had was confirmed because of an old Instagram post for Halloween of 2017 and voter registration.
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According to Q and his sister (more on her later) none of the members of the Hoover clan have lived there in a while. The ending of the FOP redub seems to suggest Q still has access to his old room or one very similar. But all of this info so far is stuff that you could easily gather by reading this thread.

We know you used to like Raisin Brain with strawberry milk. That's on odd thing to know, right? I stumbled by accident once with this old deleted video by Mamamax that was a collab with you that is like a passage out of a diary. Now, we know that you grew up poor and had to be in those breakfast programs and that you were mercilessly bullied by other kids for liking Raisin Bran with strawberry milk. We know they beat you, called you a faggot, gay, Michael Jackson's daughter, whimp. We even know the elementary's name because of that video, Huntertown Elementary, which just so happens to be in Woodford County, Versailles. We know that you used to have your hair very long and looked quite girly until puberty hit you like trailer and left you by the highway being 6'4 with a full beard by 15. We know you attended Woodford County High, class of 2015, because you once made Caleb say it alongside the email you use for everything and was used to dox you originally. We know you made your entire life to be in the media department, where you were allowed to be for 2 years for some reason, that you didn't have friends and Esteban even called you out for trying to worm your way into a clique, that Mr. Mastin bowed to never collab with you. And after almost 10 years, that's where you peaked. You went to your graduation with one of your mates as your date and you were named the most creative for God knows what reason. You stumbled upon plenty of wagie jobs that didn't value your talents until YouTube became your career. We know you wanted to go to the Savannah College of Arts & Design to become an actor, but you couldn't pay the tuition but you could test the WiFi in Atlanta and show the Internet speed on Discord. Of SCAD we know, again, because of Mamamax. Like half of Q's photos of himself with his friends were taken at Big Spring Park, again in Versailles.
You got negative levels of opsec by having every single account you had before going famous have the same name and occasionally present yourself with your full legal name.

But that's just trivia.

For your New York vlog, you departed the Blue Grass Airport.
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You claimed way back when to see the flooding of the Ohio. You've said Kings Island is where 'you grew up'. We know your mother's side comes from Indiana, your father's from South Carolina. We known your sister's name is Gwen and looks like this.
That she attended college unlike you and that she has come to defend your honour a couple of times. Her second name might be Minmei if your dad was really autistic enough about Robotech as you claim he was.

We know you have moved apartments twice. West Lexington, near Keeneland. You know, where all the horses live. Now, as a showing of good faith, I won't divulge the current Qove.
Quinton's living quarters can be figured out as eras in his career.
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Living with folks era.
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First apartment era.

Now, to the untrained (and not autistic eye) perhaps the walls of the first apartment don't seem that different from the ones in the current one but there's a big difference: space. Q used to live in a far more spacious apartment than the one he currently calls his Qove of Quinting.
> Spacious white rooms
> Tons of natural lighting
> Ceiling fan
> Grayish rug
> Blinds conceal interior from a balcony
> Openish hall
> Regular doors
> Double faucet shower/bathtub
> Square bathroom tile with a darker border
> Building made of fading red brick
> U-shaped stairs
> Open and visible parking lot

Yes true believers. This is the apartment Q left after weirding out his roomate, who proceeded to pull an Irsay and move away when no one was looking.

So, I had to look for apartments blocks in West Lexington that fit those characteristics. I spend hours just debating between my main 3 suspects, but lo and behold they all are near one another and it isn't like Q lives there anymore.

3. The Crossings Apartments at Cross Keys Rd. Pros: No cat fee, fan and rug. Cons: there's a one bedroom option, everything else.
2. 1901 Apartments at Cambridge Dr. Pros: No cat fee (tho asks for them to be neutured and declawed), rug, spacious. Cons: Includes a window in the bathroom.
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1. Twenty Two Twenty Apartments at Devonport Dr. Outright no cat fees and the layout was almost spot on, only missed the tile border for the bathroom, the faucet and mirror are different and there are no blinds.
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And yes, I might also know where he lives now but I'm saving that one if he dares to groom someone. This time is just to flex and try to take his feet out of mind for a while. So no, I won't dox you because of your videos. I'll dox you because you are so bitchmade.

Dear Q. I know you suck at listening to others and specially if you are predisposed to disliking them but I ask your jannie who obviously lurks here to tell you something, from one creative to another, STOP GIVING A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU. It may sound rich coming from me but what draws people to make fun of you is that you deal but can't take. You bitch endlessly about how no one treats you like a person, how people only expect the worse from you, but are you any different? Don't you make videos on subjects, people and ideas to make fun of them? Fallen Titans? The History Channel videos? The Nick grift? Out of all the people in this site you might be one of the most transparently similar to us except you think you are better and that just by virtue of repeating it to yourself is true. You can't choose how people see you Quiny, no one can, you can choose to let it drag you down like you clearly enjoy doing or you can choose to focus on what you can make to prove people who you are. I don't think you can do that much, but it will be swell if you proved me wrong.
That unwarranted sense of grandeur about you won't help. No one expected you to make 6-9 hour long videos, you did that because it was the only thing people remember from your videos and the only reason they watch them. You say it in that clip, you retired from a race to be the king of long video YouTube and not once did you mention quality. I don't think even you think your videos are that insightful.
There's nothing more disgusting in a man than self-pity. And it ain't different for the lasses, they also get told to keep their feelings inside. You aren't a tragic victim, stop drowning in your trauma and making it everyone else's problem. You don't want to be friends with your fans, yet that Discord server of yours shows pretty regularly why you probably aren't fit to be in a relationship of any kind. Lemme tell you from experience, no woman wants to teach her boyfriend how to be a man. And yes, it goes vice versa too. No bros or girl squad likes to spend every second having to validate you for shit you know is wrong with you yet refuse to fix. And no, people aren't arseholes just because they don't stop everything to comfort you and accompany you in your misery. Truth be told, I think the only true leftie thing in you is the "some people suffer, we should all be miserable" mentality.
C'mon lardass, prove me wrong. I've waited five years.
 

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Q embodies the epitome of the cliché woke YouTuber, perpetuating a facade of righteousness while exuding genuine unpleasantness. His self-righteous tone manipulates a young audience eager to align with what they perceive as the moral high ground, fostering a culture of blind obedience and stifling critical thinking. The Lindsay Ellis and Sarah Z debacle revealed his true colors, showcasing his disturbing behavior when his ego is bruised. His Hamilton video epitomizes this hypocrisy, where he not only distorts historical facts but also criticizes minorities for not conforming to his narrow vision of wokeness.

He better pray that lady Emily doesn't do some sort of call out on him like she did with Chugga or he's going to find out what it means to be canceled by your own side
 
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