@SSj_Ness you most answer for this immediately.
Imagine though getting beaten by this. The cops would make fun of you forever.
You should just get a Nintendo Switch.
I have much better taste in art, thank you very much.
I heard all of the hot girls and guys are alleviating their boredom with this thing called fasting and prayer instead of blowing out their assholes with hunks of plastic. Might wanna look into it.
we're in "Sex Toy General" not "Get Lectured By A Nun Like It's Catholic School Again General"
in the name of godbearjesus where the fuck is that supposed to go, what the fuck are you supposed to do with it, that thing is the length of an actual human infant, there is no way it can be inserted anywhere
I've seen videos of people take things like this, but not one quite that big. I am sure there is a man out there who could, but I'm not sure how.
I mean I don't know about that one in particular, but ones like it? Yah, pretty much.
As long as you spoiler it, I doubt it. And as longas its apparently someone of age- no CP here. I mean watching a gif of Chris-chan fucking a blow-up doll was part of the captcha when I signed up.
You underestimate the sheer, unholy determination gay furries have. They are solely powered by their need for sexual gratification and there is no dick out there that would be too big for them.
You aren't fooling anybody. Fuck off back to /gif/. Nobody gives a shit about your porn webms here.
without the picture of chris' sex bod this would just be an average lame weeb shock picture
Oh great. You can fuck a speaker and it comes up with the worst porn dialogue in history.
I always had the funny idea if I had too much money to blow, inspired by games like Saints Row and GTA. I would buy the biggest horse dildo I could find, and commission someone to make a proper handle for the base, it would probably need some reinforcing too so it doesn't break on the first swing. I always imagined something you could use two hands with like a claymore hilt, depending on how heavy it was. I doubt I would ever use it, but the opportunity to thwart a would be criminal and mentally scar them by beating them with a lump of silicon shaped like an equine phallus would be probably one of the greatest achievements I could attain.
No, but looking them up, they do look nice and well-made. Ad even brags about how soft they are:
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