DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[myone]

Did anyone else catch the "Houses in Washington are built to retain heat" rant? DSP has the level of understanding of thermal isolation on the same level as a first grader. Turns out those mahrans in the 90s were short sighted and didn't see climate change coming, building their stupid houses to retain heat so they all overheat in the summer. If I manage to find a clip I'll edit. But man, he's such a retard.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Tried to watch a bit of PoP's stream and was greeted with this face while I was trapped in buffer hell. He truly has the mannerisms of a shizo, addict, or robust combination of both.

"You should've seen it. It was MAYASSVIE, dood. I've seen a lot of shit in my life, but the one I saw takes the doo-doo cake. It was like the size of a dinosaur egg, right?"

 

[PieceofShet]

Of course he has his money buff to deflect all the hate. And he mouths off against the detractors. Yet the spineless coward still won't show his WWE Champions account.

Hi, Phil!

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I dont get it. Because DSP doesnt do it for money? How many times he stopped the stream in panic when something went wrong and people couldnt give him money? He wasnt doing streams on twitch and on his renamed channel until he was able to monetize it.

I hope memo and snort and the others double their videos this month. Fuck dsp.

 

[Brother Wind]

Hold on, I had a thought. I am fucking awful at networking. But he has two internet lines. One he uses exclusively to stream. Which means whichever box he was gonna play the game from is on a different internet connection...wouldn't that mean a DDOS wouldn't fucking take out his stream? They would have the wrong ip address?

Either way, his fucking spastic attacks lately are making me fucking, well worry is a strong word but he is gonna blow a gasket soon. Something has to fucking give the way he is like twice a day having meltdowns lately. That cannot be healthy.

 

[myone]

Hold on, I had a thought. I am fucking awful at networking. But he has two internet lines. One he uses exclusively to stream. Which means whichever box he was gonna play the game from is on a different internet connection...wouldn't that mean a DDOS wouldn't fucking take out his stream? They would have the wrong ip address?

Pretty sure he's using the business internet from his ahffice.
The other internet line is purely for private use (Skyrim and Hogans). At least according to pigroach and if I remember correctly.

In any case, if he's that paranoid he could just use a VPN, his in Seattle, there will be a sateway server right next to him, the additional lag should be manageable. But according to his narc ego you'd have to go through norway or whatever if you use a VPN.

 

[BlastMonk]

Of course he has his money buff to deflect all the hate. And he mouths off against the detractors. Yet the spineless coward still won't show his WWE Champions account.

Hi, Phil!

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So lets say the 'detractors' do do that Phil, what then? Can they rub your oily balding gout folded face in shit? That people hate Phils guts and marvel at what a 'worthless human' he is, who can and do post it for free? Will Phil on stream say they're 'real men' for poking fun at his fat horse wife and declawed son for a month with no youtube ad rev. They have morality and 'legs to stand on' (misusing a saying one again the gin brained fuck). All about money for Phil, he doesn't get some detractor channels are demonitised and they're still around and popular. His stupid fat head is too big for his shitty chinese sweatship plastic straw hat as well.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

A REAL MAN, LIKE PHIL! Who doesn't like women and doesn't have sex with his wife. Who never goes outside. Who has no friends. Who has a pedophile making their artwork. Who has to beg people on disability to support his addiction. REAL MAN PHIL.

 

[ManakaLala]

This dude spent at least 3 hours of his day sitting alone in a silent room ranting over Fightcade. My favorite part being when he ran out of plausible excuses he turned to a secret cabal of trolls who have been pestering him for 10 years so they could get his IP address. Total lunacy.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Pretty sure he's using the business internet from his ahffice.
The other internet line is purely for private use (Skyrim and Hogans). At least according to pigroach and if I remember correctly.

In any case, if he's that paranoid he could just use a VPN, his in Seattle, there will be a sateway server right next to him, the additional lag should be manageable. But according to his narc ego you'd have to go through norway or whatever if you use a VPN.

This is correct. The business class style internet is only for stuff related to his mature adult (with business degree) business.

The 10 year old 3k lemon PC, the OIShe donated laptop, and the one Cat5 (aka "the wire") cable that he shares between all his consoles are the only thing connected to his business internet.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Either way, his fucking spastic attacks lately are making me fucking, well worry is a strong word but he is gonna blow a gasket soon. Something has to fucking give the way he is like twice a day having meltdowns lately. That cannot be healthy.

Taken from PoemsFuture's twitter.

At this point he's gonna have a Mersh-style stroke on stream way before he'll ever have a mental breakdown. FEMALE COP. GUN DRAWN. FEMALE COP. F-FEMALE COP! GUN DRAWN!

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I dont get it. Because DSP doesnt do it for money? How many times he stopped the stream in panic when something went wrong and people couldnt give him money? He wasnt doing streams on twitch and on his renamed channel until he was able to monetize it.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
I wish Memology or one of the lesser dented channels that aren't monetized (which are monetized, anyway? Because I only see ads on Doody and Snort Hogan, I believe?) could reply to Phil by showing that they don't run ads and then challenge Phil to NOT e-beg or hold games/streams hostage for money for one month so he can prove he doesn't do it for money and he has a moral leg to stand on. Never gonna happen but would be great to see him try to explain how him begging for money is different.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Taken from PoemsFuture's twitter.

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At this point he's gonna have a Mersh-style stroke on stream way before he'll ever have a mental breakdown. FEMALE COP. GUN DRAWN. FEMALE COP. F-FEMALE COP! GUN DRAWN!

As if he didn't look 15 years older than what he already does. Phil, you're rivaling Rich in terms of looking like a disheveled old man yelling to a bunch of kids on the internet.

 

[Balr0g]

Hold on, I had a thought. I am fucking awful at networking. But he has two internet lines. One he uses exclusively to stream. Which means whichever box he was gonna play the game from is on a different internet connection...wouldn't that mean a DDOS wouldn't fucking take out his stream? They would have the wrong ip address?

Either way, his fucking spastic attacks lately are making me fucking, well worry is a strong word but he is gonna blow a gasket soon. Something has to fucking give the way he is like twice a day having meltdowns lately. That cannot be healthy.

Imagine the spergout for the coming 1st of May. The 8 year anniversary of the jerk off incident. Someone should suggest to him to revisit Nio and bring back the classic PS4 Dashboard music

 

[johnkimble123]

For somebody who swears that gaming is his passion and that streaming is "the best job he's ever had"... he sure complains about all aspects of gaming and the things that come with being a full-time streamer.

Another golden quote from his rant... "Play with trusted friends only.... oh so I can never play Fightcade". Imagine admitting unironically that you have no friends. If he was so good at his job he'd have figured out a way to monetize co-op with the idiots who pay him, but a smart businessman would have figured that out not Phil.

It was "donated". It's not shocking he will probably never use it again since his closet is full of clothes, games, and devices he bought and never used. He could probably run obs off the mini pc and use the stream deck that's still in the box. But he'd actually have to put forth some kind of effort or make a special stream about it so he can act confused for 3 hours.

One of my favorite things about the mini PC... he whines endlessly about how the Youtube app on Xbox sucks when he does React content. He could just set up the mini PC and put the playlist on there, and it would be a million times easier. He's just lazy and rather just use the Xbox since it's sitting there caked with dust and plugged into the TV already.

 

[Oh Naggers]

Two premieres for the same game?

 

[UsedUp]

Two premieres for the same game?
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His logic is tonight's stream of Fallout 4 is to get thru -the boring opening sequence- his character creation and run thru the Sanctuary Quest as quick as possible so he's ready for Saturday of actual gameplay.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Somewhat interesting thing that came from last nights Fightcade rant. Phil says that his trolls "creatively edit" his videos to make things up and make Phil look bad. Now I only watch a few detractors like WPIG, That Being Said, Atlus and Memology if they have good clip. But other than like Snort Burnell who adds old meme clips all the time is there anyone who edits his videos even for obvious parody. Im taking a bet that this will become the new "Nugget of truth" or "Taken out of context" line. Phils gonna say that all detrator content is deepfaked to make him look bad.

No one has to put in work to make Phil look bad

 

[FamicomGorby]

Somewhat interesting thing that came from last nights Fightcade rant. Phil says that his trolls "creatively edit" his videos to make things up and make Phil look bad. Now I only watch a few detractors like WPIG, That Being Said, Atlus and Memology if they have good clip. But other than like Snort Burnell who adds old meme clips all the time is there anyone who edits his videos even for obvious parody. Im taking a bet that this will become the new "Nugget of truth" or "Taken out of context" line. Phils gonna say that all detrator content is deepfaked to make him look bad.

No one has to put in work to make Phil look bad

I guess there's Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs that cuts what Phil's saying together, but it's extremely obviously a joke.

Pretty much every other Phil channel just uploads exactly what he says completely unedited. To Phil though the "cahntext" is watching all of his 65,000 videos before anyone can judge him.

 

[Balr0g]

Somewhat interesting thing that came from last nights Fightcade rant. Phil says that his trolls "creatively edit" his videos to make things up and make Phil look bad. Now I only watch a few detractors like WPIG, That Being Said, Atlus and Memology if they have good clip. But other than like Snort Burnell who adds old meme clips all the time is there anyone who edits his videos even for obvious parody. Im taking a bet that this will become the new "Nugget of truth" or "Taken out of context" line. Phils gonna say that all detrator content is deepfaked to make him look bad.

No one has to put in work to make Phil look bad

If you watch Snort Hogan or Doody they also just upload the clips and give it a perhaps sometimes click baity titel. Doody also does comment on some clips but we have several channels that do that. Phil is just living in lala Land so he doesn't have to think about that he might be the bad guy here. Heck even the SoK didn'T edit clips they made hour long podcasts and gave their opinions on the dumb shit Phil said. As you said Phil is best at making himself look bad. And to WPIG: how can they make HIS.OWN.WRITTEN.WORDS look bad? This is some LOTT-Derangement-Syndrom level delusion

Also, who actually asked for Fallgout 4? That must be whale-funded. While it's true that Fallout videos get traction at the moment (I got several lore videos in my recommended feed) I doubt HE will appear in said recommendations. Phil's channel is D.E.A.D.. Yes Phil. Your channel is DEAD

Funny enough he should do DSPalitics now. He could play his famous "This is what happens when you let the Jews..." clip over the footage of the Hamas-Sympathizers videos over and over and then do some great Jew impressions. He could make real dough!