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Nobody told me that women could batik fabric with their vaginas.
Real women actually do have discharge that can "bleach" their underwear. No, I'm not joking either, I'm sure other female kiwis can confirm that they've ruined at least a few pairs of underwear this way. It is completely normal, for REAL WOMEN.

That being said, this troon is not a woman, so he should be concerned.
 
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i got bottom surgery almost 2 years ago and as much as i love having a vagina compared to what i had before, it’s caused me nothing but constant problems.

i was pretty unhappy with my aesthetics until i got a revision a few months ago which has definitely helped with that. however, i’m still having problems. i’ve still not been able to have sex and dilating still feels tight and painful this far into it. i’ve even been to see my surgeon and she can’t help me. the nurse is now telling me i need to go down and see her but i can’t just keep going down to see them. i live a fair way away and it’s not easy for me to get there. i’m in my early 20s and i don’t drive.

i’m now being told i need to douche daily for the rest of my life. i thought douching made things worse, and i really fucking hate doing it because it feels like this horrible painful pressure inside me.

i honestly feel like the only thing that’s going to fix this is getting a ppt or colon revision, but i just don’t have the money for that so i feel completely stuck. i’m supposed to be enjoying being young and this has left me suicidal and unable to enjoy my life. i’m genuinely so miserable over it and it seems like there’s no solution in sight. i don’t know what to do :( i thought i’d be loving my life by now with my new bits but i’m far from it. please help if you can i feel so stuck.
I haven't had surgery yet, but I do have a tight pelvic floor, and I'm wondering if you've perhaps considered seeing a pelvic floor physiotherapist? If you have a tight pelvic floor, it's going to make any sort of penetration difficult and painful. A pelvic floor PT will be able to externally and internally examine you with their hands to assess the state of your pelvic floor muscles. If you're tight, they can help release those muscles manually during sessions and give you exercises to relax those muscles on your own. My surgeon actually recommends all patients do this before surgery so that dilation will be easier. Apologies if you've already tried this or if this is off-base. I hope you find answers and relief soon. 💗
I would pay good money to see one of these freaks get fisted by a pelvic floor therapist
 
Oh, is that the canon? I assumed he just used to be a bodybuilder or something, and the gyno was from taking steroids.

Bob got his bitch tiddies from having his balls removed from cancer then his T was too high after HRT so he produced too much estrogen.

Lol no I was being sarcastic, I mean
Jazz looks like he deveoped moobs from too much soy, Bob Robert Paulson had testicular cancer, he developed Gynecomastia when he had to have his testicles removed so his hormone levels went crazy with no balls to regulate testosterone. I think he ran out of money for treatment because he should have had estrogen blockers if he was taking T, its why people who juice have to and why they have to keep their blood levels under observation because too much testosterone means a male body produces more estrogen to compensate.
Your endocrine system is a very finely balanced system thats taken hundreds of millions of years to evolve, its why fucking with it like Troons do is a bad idea.
tfw bobs bitch tits are better looking than the wall to wall nipples from the butcher down the road.
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Nobody told me that women could batik fabric with their vaginas.
afaik its the reason for underwear. You could actually end up bleaching your jeans in very rare scenarios.
how dare a kid have manners, better get the switch.
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"I'd like to think im very fem looking"
ricky lookinest dude ive seen upright. [that dude null talks about who made fun of the deadbydaylight tranny.]
Real women actually do have discharge that can "bleach" their underwear. No, I'm not joking either, I'm sure other female kiwis can confirm that they've ruined at least a few pairs of underwear this way. It is completely normal, for REAL WOMEN.

That being said, this troon is not a woman, so he should be concerned.
Yeah thats why theres a gusset on the crotch. Double up the layers for longevity. Although, tmi here, ever since i started wearing mens briefs i dont have the bleach problem. Weird.
 
The black underwear bleaching thing is legit. Vaginas have a slightly acidic pH (Google says between 3.8 and 5). This is due to the good bacteria/things in the vagina that keep it clean and healthy. It’s not a fuckhole, it’s a self-cleaning organ with its own little ecosystem to keep women healthy and infection-free.

I thought douching made things worse
LMAO maybe for actual WOMEN with real vaginas. But for the stink ditch, you’re going to want something stronger than Summer’s Eve. Maybe a pressure washer.

It’s so hilarious to me when they start to figure out that none of the advice for vaginal care applies to their rotten holes. We are not the same.

If you have a tight pelvic floor, it’s going to make any sort of penetration difficult and painful.
Oh for sure. Blame your pelvic floor and go take up valuable appointments that would otherwise go to postpartum women complaining about how it hurts when your “girlfriend” penetrates you with her “princess wand.”

It’s not your pelvic floor. It’s the fact that you and your fellow sodomites are attempting to fuck a wound that is essentially a larger version of an earlobe mutilated by giant gauges.
 
It’s so performative. Do they get rid of all their old possessions on transitioning? Do they (intentionally) cut off their friends and family? Do they quit their old hobbies and interests? Because those things must surely be equally strong reminders of their old lives.
Agreed. It's such a staple of the "trans journey" that I'm sure they get excited when they discover a new instance of getting "deadnamed" so they can go moan about it on reddit. Credit to troons, the social construction of identity is very much made obvious by watching them normalize to a a bunch of specific ritual steps and experiences, despite the supposed unique and arduous inner struggle they are all gone through.

You know that rhetorical question "why would I wish to be trans?", that trannies sometimes go to as a gotcha, because of all the "oppression" they face? The obvious answer is that they get off on the self-imposed martyrdom. That's why they repurpose narratives they see online for themselves constantly, so that each new act of invalidation becomes a new meme troons can invoke to describe their suffering.
 
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Men using bathrooms are in awe at the sight of the royal scepter. They are in so much shock that they bow away in deference as the King shits in the urinal.
Yeah I've never once looked at another dudes dick in the toilet or seen anyone else do it. It sounds like a good way to get your teeth smashed into the sinks.
Indeed. File this incident under shit that never happened.

10 year old: 1
Troon: 0
My guess is the ten year old didn't know about trans and was trying to be polite to the man.
 
Right. Not only is a trans hole not a real vagina, it is not ever in quite the right place.

An artefact of how the surgeon constructs it. It is an "anti-penis". View attachment 5934442
I thought they used the scrotum? At least that's the reason I was given for why troons keep having issues with clumps of hair falling out of them.
 
I thought they used the scrotum? At least that's the reason I was given for why troons keep having issues with clumps of hair falling out of them.
Yeah I think they use the balls for the area closest to the surface and the flayed inverted dickskin for the rest of the "canal" further in.

And now excuse me while I go throw up.
 
Yeah I think they use the balls for the area closest to the surface and the flayed inverted dickskin for the rest of the "canal" further in.

And now excuse me while I go throw up.
They use pretty much whatever is to hand. I remember one troon talking about how his surgeon patched a hole with one of his balls. I'm sure there are worse stories around.
 
Right. Not only is a trans hole not a real vagina, it is not ever in quite the right place.

An artefact of how the surgeon constructs it. It is an "anti-penis". View attachment 5934442
Neo-penis. Pooners get Neo-vaginas.
That should be the correct term anyway. I guess pooners get neo-armskin...
 
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