Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

Nick sells UTI meds: "You go on holiday with your lady, she hasn't been with you in a while because she's too busy with black men..." [leaning into it doesn't work, old man]

Funny joke. Reminiscent of these classic silly moments from their time at the swinger resort Hedonism II during interracial cuck week in 2022:

Does Kayla "love black people?":

It's a joke because they are at a swinger resort in Jamaica. Kayla is clearly nervous:

Nick would let the server at Hedonism II disrobe him (haha):

Such funny. Much comedy.

Seriously though, Nick needs to get some new material quit comedy altogether. His "jokes" just sound like spiteful personal admissions woven together with shock-jock non-medy.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think he actually did stop reading his own thread, maybe because he's too drunk even to keep up on something like that. I don't see him utterly humiliating himself with such an epic failure would happen unless he was literally too drunk and retarded even to know there was a hearing yesterday.

I haven't thought of it like that, and I agree - it makes sense that he actually did stop reading this thread. This man can't even keep up with basic shit in his own life, so there's no way he would make time to read several pages per day of updates to his thread.

That said, I think Aaron definitely reads Nick's thread. He doesn't have his own (yet?), and we talk about him and April plenty here. Plus Aaron seems to be on the defense when it comes to things brought up here, whereas Nick is such a drunken mess that he just doesn't give a shit about anything at all - his family being fed, his streaming "work", or even his first case as a lawyer in years.

 

[trash cat]

The face of a man who definitely gained/lost 10lbs in 4 days, is in perfect health and not dying of alcohol-induced AIDS

Rekieta AIDS = alcoholism + stimulants


Look how much worse he looks, just since 'nosebleed day' a month ago


The face of alcoholism + Adderall/meth abuse

I reiterate my (correct) prediction from March 1st that Nick would become increasingly unreliable with his heavy alcohol abuse plus self-admitted multiple narcolepsy stimulant prescriptions (Provigil, Adderall, possibly others).

I think Rekieta is on an amphetamine-based stimulant like Dexedrine, Adderall, or Desoxyn / meth

It absolutely fits with the evidence.

• visibly grinding his teeth like a speed freak
• inconsistent & unreliable behavior
• strange & unusual movements
• acting jumpy and paranoid
• awake at all hours of the night
• barely sleeps
• appetite suppression / doesn't eat at all
• extremely greasy and sweaty from the drugs
• drinks large amounts of liquor without fatigue
• talks fast, and doesn't make sense

Add in whatever simulant he's snorting (whether that's his Adderall pills, meth, or coke) and he sure looks like an AIDS patient.

He's tired of being in bed.
Sleeping 18-20 hours a day since last thursday.

Typical stimulant abuse pattern... taking big doses, acting manic, sweating, talking like crazy, jittery, making plans and staying up for days, and then running out, and crashing hard and sleeping 18+ hours a day.

I think it explains everything. Especially the weight loss, calling out 'sick' constantly , and being unable to keep plans with anyone.

It also explains why he and April no-showed despite it risking a bench warrant. This is typical meth-head type behavior.

Same as staying up all night drinking then driving your children around town.

Or not feeding your children.

I've also noticed recently, Nick is leaning into the "I have an undiagnosed mystery illness" angle, since as a raging narcissist alcoholic who gets drunk and snorts pills with his kids upstairs, he is a contemptible faggot, but as a simple victim of the cruel viccitides of fate, he thinks he will garner sympathy.

Prediction: Nick will continue to lean in to the idea that he's sick with a mystery illness, rather than admit he's poisoning himself with alcohol and amphetamines.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I still think that’s the most reprehensible thing he has said. If my husband said that about me, in a huge public setting no less, his life would not be worth living.

It truly is a reprehensible thing to say, mask off for the whole trad/woman-hate psyop. Even if their wife is trad and pops out a bunch of kids, they're still regarded with disdain afterward for the physical effects of having children. You can't have your Balldo and wear it too.

I was at my happiest when I worked third shift. I hate people.

Sorry, I didn't mean there was no reason anyone would prefer a night job. What I'm getting at is Nick's job is to entertain people live. Most people aren't up all night and he has no other job or responsibilities so he doesn't have to do an all-night show. And beyond that the people who do work at night are often doing blue collar work, or lower paid white collar like call center, and don't want to hear a rich alcoholic cry into his drink for hours over internet feuds.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Fascinating argument Rekieta. Unfortunately all I got out of it was:

Side note, I managed to get my hands on audio of Rekieta driving his mustang right before he swerved off into the ditch:

 

[AnOminous]

I reiterate my (correct) prediction from March 1st that Nick would become increasingly unreliable with his heavy alcohol abuse plus self-admitted multiple narcolepsy stimulant prescriptions (Provigil, Adderall, possibly others).

I know the Disco Elysium references get overdone on this thread, but holy FUCK he is literally turning into Harry Du Bois before our eyes.

Prediction: Nick will continue to lean in to the idea that he's sick with a mystery illness, rather than admit he's poisoning himself with alcohol and amphetamines.

There is no "mystery" to anyone but this faggot himself, and his lies are fooling nobody.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Fascinating argument Rekieta. Unfortunately all I got out of it was:

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Side note, I managed to get my hands on audio of Rekieta driving his mustang right before he swerved off into the ditch:

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Nigga thats a zambie

 

[East_Clintwood]

There is no "mystery" to anyone but this faggot himself, and his lies are fooling nobody.

Of course there's a mystery. Is it aids? drinking? aids? stimulants/drug abuse? aids? mega aids? the possibilities are endless

 

[Major]

I still don't get how the balldo is supposed to work.

Also, isn't 'swingers resort' code for: 'my wife fucked other men while I sat in the hotel wanking all day'?

 

[East_Clintwood]

I still don't get how the balldo is supposed to work.

Fortunately they made some handy dandy animated GIFs and have a FAQ:

Spoiler: GIFs

How does it work?​

When fitted to a man’s scrotum, it will allow him to use his balls to penetrate his partner and release a totally new type of sexual experience and pleasure for both. The Balldo™ encapsulates the balls and ‘presents’ them in a specially designed cage that allows them to be inserted and then thrusted into a vagina or anus.


Effectively your balls become a second penis, with their own unique feeling of stimulation for both the wearer and the recipient.


The cage is very soft on the outside but internally is fitted with a strong inner core which ensures that the tip and side legs stay rigid enough to easily penetrate an orifice.

Also while I was on the FAQ I came across this gem:

Are there different sizes of balldo?​

No - the reason being that if we made the balldo larger for guys with extra large balls the the partners hole would also need to be extra large - this would make the product very niche.

Yeah wouldn't want to make a niche fucking product now would we.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course there's a mystery. Is it aids? drinking? aids? stimulants/drug abuse? aids? mega aids? the possibilities are endless

He isn't actually drinking whiskey. He's drinking AIDS.

Fortunately they made some handy dandy animated GIFs and have a FAQ:

Fuck you Nick I didn't want to know any of this.

 

[Incredible Mister]

Balldo will have to start claiming he has AIDS or something, what other explanation could he have for apparently being on deaths door every other week, if this weren't all just an obvious lie he would be doing tests to find out what the fuck is wrong with him like metokur did.

 

[56 others]

Let me go ahead and smash my fat nuts into this totally not a chastity cage

Back in my day we just did 5th base

 

[TurboNAS]

Prediction: Nick will continue to lean in to the idea that he's sick with a mystery illness, rather than admit he's poisoning himself with alcohol and amphetamines.

“Uh, if alcohol was bad for you it wouldn’t be legal. Checkmate kiwicuck!” (glugs down another glass of whiskey)

Also, isn't 'swingers resort' code for: 'my wife fucked other men while I sat in the hotel wanking all day'?

Maybe Kayla did sit in her room enjoying the hotel and it was Nick who got to explore the darker side of Jamaica.

Isn’t it FUNNY how we all just assume we know anything about this guy? Kinda WEIRD don’t you think? Must be those social cues we’ve been missing.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Balldo will have to start claiming he has AIDS or something, what other explanation could he have for apparently being on deaths door every other week, if this weren't all just an obvious lie he would be doing tests to find out what the fuck is wrong with him like metokur did.

Inb4 he starts throwing around “illnesses” like fibromyalgia in addition to the heat allergy and narcolepsy. In which case we will have no choice but to add the “spoonies” tag to this thread and move it to the Beauty Parlor.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

She was a valve painter at a factory

THAT'S why her look was so familiar to me.
I work in an automotive factory and there's no shortage of line rats that are drug-addict thin and have several bad tattoos, I see a dozen of her type on a daily basis. They're the type that get busted blowing dudes for pills in the backseat of new vehicles in the shipping yard. And that's a thing that's actually happened. They tend to get the easiest jobs on the line because they screw the boss to get the cushy shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Balldo will have to start claiming he has AIDS or something, what other explanation could he have for apparently being on deaths door every other week, if this weren't all just an obvious lie he would be doing tests to find out what the fuck is wrong with him like metokur did.

Funny how every single symptom he claims for his "mystery" illness is exactly what alcoholism causes and somehow magically appears after streams where he publicly and openly drinks enormous amounts of alcohol. But what are you going to believe, Balldo Man or your own lying eyes?

 

[AltisticRight]

animated GIFs

This spoiler gave me testicular contortion.

 

[East_Clintwood]

This spoiler gave me testicular contortion.

Ummm sweetie that's called a ballgasm:

What is a Ballgasm?​

For the wearer – once inside, thrusting comes instinctively and bizarrely feels like normal sex. However, the sensation is very deep and unusual because your balls are inside someone and you are actually penetrating with them.


This sensation can trigger what we at Nadgerz Inc have termed a 'Ballgasm'.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

How can he both be in the simultaneous states of the best health of his life, fitter than he was in high school according to his own doctor, yet also dying weekly, WEIRDly every Monday after a weekend bender with the degenerate swinger friends?

Scrödinger’s Twat.