Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The cum drink and that face make me wince every time.

I like when Pat projects about Niki's devotion. Have you ever met a combative, volatile person whose family life wasn't a complete shitshow? Yeah, me neither. Every time you see photos of this woman, she looks completely shorn of mirth and numb from the bottle of benzos she downed that morning. She gives me the impression that she accepts her lot in life and this is the best she can do, or that her self-esteem is so rockbottom that it deprives her of any action against this degenerate retard. Either way, you can't expect much when you marry a stealthy homosexual.
 
Not just his face, his entire body. What I'm getting at here is that he is very, very fat.


That's because it's takeout.
I meant his fence faced the wrong way but you're right about the fatness.
Pat is built like a Shoggoth.
If Shoggoths had bitch tits.
I'd ask if it'd kill him to not be a faggot for one day but I'm actually starting to think it might. It could be that Patrick has to be a cockface at least once every day in order to sustain himself.
Coping and seething and dilating burn a lot of calories. If Pat wasn't such a seething prick to people and constantly coping about being BTFO by comebacks he'd be even fatter than he is now.
 
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I'd ask if it'd kill him to not be a faggot for one day but I'm actually starting to think it might. It could be that Patrick has to be a cockface at least once every day in order to sustain himself.
His heart needs the constant adrenaline rush to force blood through his fat-clogged arteries.
 
I meant his fence faced the wrong way but you're right about the fatness.
Pat is built like a Shoggoth.
If Shoggoths had bitch tits.

Coping and seething and dilating burn a lot of calories. If Pat wasn't such a seething prick to people and constantly coping about being BTFO by comebacks he'd be even fatter than he is now.
Shoggoths, being a servitor species, actually contribute to society. Pat doesn't.
 
Yeah but they didn't expect him to also eat the waiter before anybody noticed.
FTFY
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So I've been better familiarizing myself with Fat Rick (on page 954) and clicked a link to his xitter and saw this
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This fucking lunatic is replying to a post from two fucking years ago. From what I've learned about this individual so far, I can only conclude that Fat Rick Thomason is fat, vile, clinically insane, fat, repugnant, a deadbeat dad, mentally retarded, and fat.
Fat replying to a ancient tweet is absolute peak. This man combs Xitter with the finest of fine toothed combs. He HAS to have the last word.
 
Indeed Patrick could not follow in his father's footsteps because of his weight. He would've crushed the bulls' spines at the rodeo.
Fat Rick doesn't ride bulls. He watches them fuck his wife.
Shun woke, go broke. I'm sure that will catch on.
The funny part is I'm almost certain that unoriginal fat fuck didn't come up with those shitty catch phrases. He probably heard it from some other dopey libshit and tried to pass it as his own. There's not a creative bone in that fat flabby body.
She gives me the impression that she accepts her lot in life and this is the best she can do, or that her self-esteem is so rockbottom that it deprives her of any action against this degenerate retard. Either way, you can't expect much when you marry a stealthy homosexual.
The interviews she does with NPC news are hilarious but I really do pity her. She throws this fat retard a pity fuck one time and it utterly destroys the trajectory of her life, not that there was much upward trajectory to begin with. All she can do to maintain her dwindling sanity is pop SSRIs like Skittles. I can't imagine the psychological damage you would endure waking up next to that loser everyday, knowing this is your existence.
 
Fat replying to a ancient tweet is absolute peak. This man combs Xitter with the finest of fine toothed combs. He HAS to have the last word.
All stalkers must be childed, all messages must be responded to, all Patposters must be told to enjoy prison. Pat seems to work on his backlog during downtime from his General Fatton act and shrieking at his own toilet.
I've seen this FFWBT necro-smugposting at messages that are literally years old.
The man is obsessed.
Niggeroni grease has rotted his mind.

Its also part of what makes Pat so fun though. Pat cares about his fans, and he's surprisingly dedicated about his correspondence with the stalker children.
Every Patpost will recieve a response from the Milwaukee Minority Mangler eventually, you just need to be patient. Pat makes a lot of enemies, so he's always on a backlog.
 
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All stalkers must be childed, all messages must be responded to. Pat seems to work on his backlog during downtime from his General Fatton act and shrieking at his own toilet.
I've seen this FFWBT necro-smugposting at messages that are literally years old.
The man is obsessed.
Niggeroni grease has rotted his mind.
I bet during his backlog childings, he has a DVD of Patton playing on the TV to keep him in the mood. He has to keep that spirit up somehow man.
 
Update: the Tiny Tim reading has also been cancelled. Unlike the other panel, this one has been completely wiped from their site - it's not even listed under "cancelled".

I'd love to know what happened. The funsters wouldn't contact the convention because they want Pat to go and make a fool out of himself to an audience of two people. If he was told that nobody was registering for his events and to go kick rocks it would be amazing.
 
Update: the Tiny Tim reading has also been cancelled. Unlike the other panel, this one has been completely wiped from their site - it's not even listed under "cancelled".

I'd love to know what happened. The funsters wouldn't contact the convention because they want Pat to go and make a fool out of himself to an audience of two people. If he was told that nobody was registering for his events and to go kick rocks it would be amazing.
Pats made a laughing stock of himself over the past few years with his Xitter antics, and his disastrous lolsuit, if the organizers learned about him, or someone gave them a heads up about the sort of clown show that his life has become, particularly calling bomb threats and SWATing on himself, I wouldn't be surprised if they had second thoughts and decided any benefit to having him is outweighed by the downsides.

You know, because he's FAT.

I'm not saying that's what happened, but Pat has a reputation for being a snotty little asshole that picks fights everywhere he goes and alienates people for the most petty of reasons. He's just not a very nice person, add to that he's a giant shit magnet that attracts stalker children that go out of their way and do all kinds of bizarre shit just to fuck with him, and you couldn't blame the organizers for deciding that being connected to Pat publically is more trouble than it's worth.
 
I must announce that with my first swatting (the whole nine yards. Thankfully I wasn't out in the rain long. I also appreciate only having to kneel instead of lying down. 9/10 for professionalism. That being said, it's not an experience I'm looking forward to repeating.) I have now joined the esteemed ranks of Fatrick. How do I contact him to plan my ceremony of elevation? I must be knighted by pepperoni while chanting the blessing of the Tomlinson:
"Enjoy prison, stalker children"
 
I'm not saying that's what happened, but Pat has a reputation for being a snotty little asshole that picks fights everywhere he goes and alienates people for the most petty of reasons.
the large and loud patposters, the pests, these are not the problem for fats. Even leslie isn't a real problem.

The problem is the silent majority of people who know about the situation, and say oh THAT guy. Those are the people who quietly kill things in the background; the people who have cancelled opportunities for fats that he never even knew were on the table.

You're rarely thrown out of a bar if another drunk asshole asks them too; it's when the quiet, reliable people start to notice that you get canned.
Thankfully I wasn't out in the rain long.
SWATting during a rainstorm? That shows some class and dedication on the part of the stalkerchilds, gotta give them that.

wait, getting a transmission from the past ...

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Update: the Tiny Tim reading has also been cancelled. Unlike the other panel, this one has been completely wiped from their site - it's not even listed under "cancelled".

I'd love to know what happened. The funsters wouldn't contact the convention because they want Pat to go and make a fool out of himself to an audience of two people. If he was told that nobody was registering for his events and to go kick rocks it would be amazing.
Looks like Pat has been properly unpersoned. He must be absolutely fucking seething.

I don't see the hand of the Pests in this either, not their MO. Thing is, Pat has so many enemies that the list of possible suspects is almost endless. Only the con organisers would know for definite, and as they're the kind of bleeding-heart shitlibs who have specific con categories for both "Diversity" AND "Inclusion" and are insisting on vax certification 3 years after the pandemic ended, I suspect they're not going to divulge it to random pests.
 
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