Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Leo Frank]

God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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I think she’s too much of a pussy to do it. Yeah, she’s fucked up her body permanently, but when you think about it everything she has now can be covered with conservative clothing, even the chest tat. If she gets a neck tat we’ll know she’s getting ballsy but she probably sees them as too masculine.

She saw some “hot girl” with a totally awesome face tat and she’s testing the waters with what her enablers say first. As retarded as she may be she knows after the face there is no going back. There is no hope that anyone would ever take her seriously in life again. People who get their face tattooed are either super fucking famous so they can “get away with it” or mentally ill. Sometimes people fall into both categories, but she’s not famous so she’s the latter if this happens.

 

[Godmode]

Apparently she doesn't just want face tats, she needs face tats.

A face tattoo is definitely the one thing that will fill the void in her soul (for at least a few days).

Please baby Jesus, I don't ask for much, but can you please make her go through with this!

Do you think she'll have Ian get one too?

Do you even need to ask? 100% yes.

People who get their face tattooed are either super fucking famous so they can “get away with it” or mentally ill. Sometimes people fall into both categories, but she’s not famous so she’s the latter if this happens.

You are thinking like a non-retard. Channel your inner Anisa. The only difference between her and those famous retards is that she hasn't got a face tattoo yet.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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Is that first chick literally retarded? That's the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

 

[Mac Monster]

Do you think she'll have Ian get one too?

Yes. Preferably it should be the teardrop which is totally not associated with getting raped in prison.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I think she’s too much of a pussy to do it. Yeah, she’s fucked up her body permanently, but when you think about it everything she has now can be covered with conservative clothing, even the chest tat. If she gets a neck tat we’ll know she’s getting ballsy but she probably sees them as too masculine.

She saw some “hot girl” with a totally awesome face tat and she’s testing the waters with what her enablers say first. As retarded as she may be she knows after the face there is no going back. There is no hope that anyone would ever take her seriously in life again. People who get their face tattooed are either super fucking famous so they can “get away with it” or mentally ill. Sometimes people fall into both categories, but she’s not famous so she’s the latter if this happens.

This makes sense, but who the hell is taking her seriously anyway? She has an OnlyFans for fucks sake

 

[Twinkie]

Do you think she'll have Ian get one too?

Ian was the one that expressed interest in face tats first. He wants to get a teardrop or something gay like that.

 

[Godmode]

Is that first chick literally retarded? That's the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

She follows Anus........so most definitely retarded.

 

[Leo Frank]

This makes sense, but who the hell is taking her seriously anyway? She has an OnlyFans for fucks sake

Well, you know what I mean. As seriously as a person that doesn’t know her well can take Anisa. They did manage to wrangle Mike Leanardi even though I’m going to safely assume Ian did most of the legwork there but who would ever invest in them now when your onlyfans wife is a failed 31 year old online whore with a face tat after they just fumbled the bag so badly after CC2?

 

[Love Is Blue]

God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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she's truly wife material, I'm jealous of Mr Johma

 

[JelloJerk]

If Mr. Johma wasn't such a passive-aggressive faggot, he would have had a blast hanging out with Sam. Instead he tried to trick Sam into some kind of "gotcha" ambush,, and got completely fucking rekt in the process. I don't know what fucking SSRIs he's on that made him think he could fuck with the biggest troll master of our generation.

Trying to put myself in iDubbbz's shoes (I know, horrifying), I think it was:

a)Ian really thought he was smarter than he actually was.

b)Remember that at that point, Sam had been exiled to the isles of Gumroad and was usually getting by trying to be some type of men's advice guru. iDubbbz probably thought he was washed. Maybe he hard projected onto Sam and thought they were in similar situations or had similar mindsets i.e. since Ian faked his confidence and played an edgelord persona, he thought Sam was also a spineless loser behind the persona.

c)I think his overall goal for the documentary was "proving" to his audience that he had to change, and to showcase Sam being a deadbeat loser to tell us that that's what happens when you don't renounce your edgy past. I even think he was trying to work in a redemption arc for him. Remember the part where Ian was telling him that he could try self-censoring to monetise on YT and make money?

Ian's biggest blunder ever was assuming that him and Sam were similar in any way.

God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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You know it's bad when the 0IQ Anisa ass kissers are telling her to not jump in on this straight away.

 

[Zilch]

Neither of them want face tattoos.
Ian will say whatever he thinks she wants to hear in the hope that she will have sex with him.
Anisa will say anything and everything to get the attention she so desperately needs.
It would be the absolute dumbest thing they could possibly do. They're almost out of money, their podcast viewership is abysmal and they will likely have to get actual jobs.
They're both too chicken shit anyway.

It's also worth noting, that any reputable artist will refuse to tattoo (or at the very least spend 10 minutes talking you out of) very visible spots that can't be hidden like hands and such. Which is why you mostly see face tattoos on gutter-punks, crackheads, gang members and prostitutes.

 

[Metatron]

I hope they do get face tattoos.

 

[DumbDude43]

God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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"you can always get it removed"

 

[Ozul]

Anisa's plan worked. The internet is talking about how her body is covered in gross tattoos instead of how her body is covered in gross moles.

Of course, all of this could have been avoided if she didn't insist on taking her clothes off for the internet in the first place.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Ian will say whatever he thinks she wants to hear in the hope that she will have sex with himshut the fuck up for five minutes.

FTFY.

 

[DumbDude43]

it's gonna go like her fake tits did: she'll get it done, she'll non stop talk about how it's the greatest thing ever, then she'll get it removed and talk about how she actually hated it the whole time. and she'll be left with something like this on her face:

 

[2020chan]

Is that first chick literally retarded? That's the stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

Well, these are "The Secret Grease" inner circle. They had to show proof of retardation to join the exclusive and ever shrinking list of those not blocked by Anisa.

For those saying she doesn't have the balls to do it. She might not have the balls but she's stupid enough to not need them. It's only a ballsy decision if you're smart enough to recognize the face tats will be there in the future. Anisa doesn't think about the future, she wants/needs face tats right now.

 

[shadowwizard]

It's pretty telling how her "inner circle" discuss ways to fix/erase potential mistakes instead of how to avoid making them in the first place. She's curated the ones that tell her what she wants to hear and it shows how she actually thinks about her actions and choices. A face tattoo is on brand for her at this point as she is trapped in an endless spiral of degradation. I wouldn't say she's circling the drain as much as she's sitting idle and festering, as the handle broke a long time ago.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

God help us all, Anisa is talking about getting fucking face tats:
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DO IT
DO IT

 

[Slur Generator]

it's gonna go like her fake tits did: she'll get it done, she'll non stop talk about how it's the greatest thing ever, then she'll get it removed and talk about how she actually hated it the whole time. and she'll be left with something like this on her face:
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WTF! i know there is scaring with tattoo removal but ive never seen one this bad before.