DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Yung Dalph said:
Some of these things become easier to explain once you consider his autistic obsession with his schedule.

He has one day off. Everything that needs to be bought for the house is bought on the day off. Imagine he doesn't buy cherry juice on his day off. This means cherry juice can not possibly be acquired until the next day off. That's just how the schedule works.

No, he can't get in his car and drive to a store less than 10 minutes away. No, his wife can't do it either. It's not written in the schedule.

His life is full of such self-inflicted bottlenecks, which he bases on the idea of how things "have to be done". His parents or someone at school told him things need to work a certain way and he's just doing them like that.

He has plenty of time to shop on any given day, plenty of time to cook, plenty of opportunities to shift around his schedule and balance between free time and streaming, but he has convinced himself that things need to work a certain way. Just because they do.

I'd call him autistic if I knew more about autism, but until then I'll just call him a retard.
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Most “autists” are just retards
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Phail has admitted to throwing out veggies that they didn't use that week and just buying the same amount next week. With how wasteful he is that story checks out. He probably chucks everything down the food disposal. The microwave meals are most likely the only thing they buy that ends up getting eaten.
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Phil admitted to throwing away almost entire loafs of pannetone after a week because "they don't last long". They are a preserved sweet bread with dried fruits that last months. I have never seen a loaf grow mold or even go stale. I have had loafs in my house for months. He just doesn't like "old" food or leftovers. He feels it is beneath him.
 
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Yung Dalph said:
Some of these things become easier to explain once you consider his autistic obsession with his schedule.

He has one day off. Everything that needs to be bought for the house is bought on the day off. Imagine he doesn't buy cherry juice on his day off. This means cherry juice can not possibly be acquired until the next day off. That's just how the schedule works.

No, he can't get in his car and drive to a store less than 10 minutes away. No, his wife can't do it either. It's not written in the schedule.

His life is full of such self-inflicted bottlenecks, which he bases on the idea of how things "have to be done". His parents or someone at school told him things need to work a certain way and he's just doing them like that.

He has plenty of time to shop on any given day, plenty of time to cook, plenty of opportunities to shift around his schedule and balance between free time and streaming, but he has convinced himself that things need to work a certain way. Just because they do.

I'd call him autistic if I knew more about autism, but until then I'll just call him a retard.
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His own worst enemy, as most of us are, has him "working" six days a week filled with self-inflicted stress when he could, if he were not a degenerate gambler and functional alcoholic work a mere four to five, like a normal person and still be comfortably upper middle-class.

Otherwise his work ethic would have been impressive. But to spend all that time, make all that money and spend all of it being miserable and alone? A self inflicted curse is what that is.

There's a lot of cope flying around about how Phil is "losing it" and "any day now" he'll melt down one last time and strip naked to get banned off Youtube as he rants about detractors sucking his penne. Want the real cope? He lost it years ago, that's why he's locked into a middle-unit condo with an autistic horse and a declawed cat in a gated community. No friends, no Christmas with family, no traveling, reading books or even music to enrich his life. Only a nutcase lives like this willingly, that's our Phil.
 
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Fapcop said:
There are serial killers out there that don’t leave people in stroke inducing rage in the way that Phil does.
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Serial killers usually have a decent enough personality to get into relationships that put them close enough to murder them?

Very Honest Content said:
different in terms of the pace of the entries needed to have the game trigger moves
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Is why most new fighting games have modern (simplified) controls now?
 
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I dont want to sound too much like a boomer, but the thing that really makes his adult LARP shine is his fucking garage. I truly believe that if you cant take time to clean something up or clear out of clutter youre not a MUHture AHdult. Seeing the first house vlog where he bitches about the "garbage" the previous owner left behind, ie paint rollers, door knobs and other stuff. But then he couldnt throw those things out till his dad came over. Then in the next vlog its filled with cardboard boxes and the green screen he never uses. And it still had the stuff from the old owner. Then he says that his garage was filled with bags of styrofoam. Im truly baffled how some people can do that to the places they live in
 
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Box Tie said:
There's a lot of cope flying around about how Phil is "losing it" and "any day now" he'll melt down one last time and strip naked to get banned off Youtube as he rants about detractors sucking his penne. Want the real cope? He lost it years ago, that's why he's locked into a middle-unit condo with an autistic horse and a declawed cat in a gated community. No friends, no Christmas with family, no traveling, reading books or even music to enrich his life. Only a nutcase lives like this willingly, that's our Phil.
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The mental decline arc is real, but it's like boiling a frog. There's not a single dramatic moment (and there probably won't be), the temperature just goes up and up and up until the frog is no more.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
One, new facet of Phil that has emerged this week is this victim narrative. I think he had a lightbulb moment when he was talking about not being a protected class. He has now triple-downed on it.

One interesting thing he has slipped too is that Khet plays games downstairs. She used to play them in Leanne's office but I bet him screaming like a retard just pissed her off also explains the noise-cancelling headphones.
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That fake youtube comment about how if he was a woman or a minority, youtube would mass ban the detractors and trolls really cooked him
 
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myone said:
The mental decline arc is real, but it's like boiling a frog. There's not a single dramatic moment (and there probably won't be), the temperature just goes up and up and up until the frog is no more.
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Boiling the frog is the perfect analogy. The schizo break happened so gradually that it took a long time to notice this dude is actually off his rocker.
 
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Yung Dalph said:
Some of these things become easier to explain once you consider his autistic obsession with his schedule.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it "autism", but I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that Phil's ultimate obsession is money, along with self defeating thoughts, and avoidant personality disorder. This is a small analysis of what I think could be going on with Dave.

We can all agree that Phil has an obsession with money. Hell, the idiot "works" six days a week, because he has an obsession with money and seeing the tips goal in his PayPal account go up and up and up, but he can't save a dollar to save his life. His only "job" is to siphon his dents SSI checks into his PayPal account as a scheme to get money out of them. It has jack and shit to do with streaming, his passion for games, etc...his job and ONLY job is to lie to get money out of his dents pocket into his pocket.. He has pushed away friends, family, and the only woman that has ever loved him away for the chase of money. He will LIE to your face, as he's done multiple times, that he is flat broke, even though he made $1,000 last night. He's also said this before: "Once a new stream begins, a new tips goal has to be met. Yeah, I made money on the day stream, but that money is gone, you fucking idiot." As a mature adult with a non business degree, who also pays bills and taxes, I don't have daily bills....but, I also have a budget, which is something Phil doesn't have. Phil wants to maintain the lifestyle he is used to, along with pouring more money into gacha because he is scared of the reality he has created for himself, along with running away from something he doesn't want to face, which is himself and the self defeating thoughts and the creeping reality he has created for himself.

The self defeating thoughts, or as Phil has labeled it as "depression", that is something he has admitted on stream. Seeing a licensed psychologist and get a official diagnosis? No! That's what Google is for, you idiot! Phil likes to self diagnosis himself, which is EXTREMELY dangerous because 9 times out 10, you're DEAD wrong about it. Like I said before, the word "narcissist" is thrown around so much, it's lost it's meaning, but people that have NPD (Narcissist Personality Disorder) have a negative self image of themselves already, but he'll claim it's "depression". Clinical depression, Phil...because I know he'll read this, is a chemical imbalance in the frontal cortex, with neurons not firing serotonin and dopamine and in the proper timing. Things like working out can increase serotonin and dopamine, along with getting vitamin D, or taking vitamin supplements to keep your vitamin D levels up, and the proper medication from a licensed professional, if the case of clinical depression is too drastic. Also, other things like PTSD can lead to clinical depression, it can also be inherited, etc....Which leads to the last one: avoidant personality disorder.

Avoidant Personality Disorder, again I am *NOT* a licensed clinician that can clinically diagnosis, but I am someone with a LOT of classical training in psychology: such as abnormal psychology, criminal psychology, early childhood development, and cognitive psychology, along with a strong background in organic biology, organic chemistry, and A&P. I have a knowledge of how our bodies work and minds work. That TMI aside, Phil fits the mold. Avoidant Personality Disorder is as follows:
  • Tending to exaggerate potential problems or misinterpret feedback as negative.
  • Being shy and self-conscious in social situations due to a fear of doing something wrong or feeling embarrassed.
  • Experiencing extreme anxiety (nervousness) and fear in social settings and relationships. This may lead them to avoid activities or jobs that involve being with others.
  • Seldom trying anything new or taking chances.
  • May be reluctant to become involved with others unless they know for sure that others will like them.
Phil has a known history of being confrontational online, but in person, he's been described as "meek and quiet", even barely speaking above a whisper. This could be the case of why Phil avoids any social interactions with people that aren't his dents, for fear of either being embarrassed, as his already negative self image is clear and apparent. When Leanna broke up with him, he admitted he used to go grocery shopping at night to "avoid the crowds", he does his best to avoid any social interactions with anyone in person for fear of "being embarrassed" or doing something wrong...and if something does go wrong, it's the other persons fault, dood! That's where the NPD kicks in.

I think his schedule really has to do with him and APD and NPD, as why he keeps to his six days a week to "work", to avoid any social interactions with people who may see him in a negative light and don't know his online persona of being the guy that wanked it on stream or who blew a down payment on a house on gacha. However, the fuck do I know? According to Phil, I'm a "mouth drooling moron".

Hi, Phil!

APD: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9761-avoidant-personality-disorder
NPD: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9742-narcissistic-personality-disorder
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Is dsp house an actual house or is it some sort of like conjoined housing or some shit?

I ask because if the neighbors live close enough maybe they can hear dsp scream or his goat laugh. Would be interesting to see what they think of their hermit neighbor and matuur adult style human Dsp.
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He lives in a middle unit condo, he has 2 neighbors that share walls with him.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Is dsp house an actual house or is it some sort of like conjoined housing or some shit?

I ask because if the neighbors live close enough maybe they can hear dsp scream or his goat laugh. Would be interesting to see what they think of their hermit neighbor and matuur adult style human Dsp.
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He lives in the middle unit condo in a gated community, here's basically what his floor plan is.


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Yung Dalph said:
Some of these things become easier to explain once you consider his autistic obsession with his schedule.
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I'm absolutely positive it has something to do with his mom considering the weird he willingly says, like how she brushed his hair until he was in his teens or his Silvano's thumb or whatever.
BallBuster II said:
He just doesn't like "old" food or leftovers. He feels it is beneath him.
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It's the same with his complaints that he if doesn't get enough tips positive contributions he'll have to eat lunch meat sandwiches. God forbid he does that, right?
 
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