DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I decided to check out DSP's tumbleweed forums for the first time in about two months or so, but did he finally nuke it (without warning/mentioning it)? It's currently giving a "host is offline" Cloudfare error: https://dspgaming.com/forums/

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The most recent snapshot on Internet Archive's Wayback Machine is from January 30th: https://web.archive.org/web/20240000000000*/https://dspgaming.com/forums/
 
Phil seemed to have hit the algorithm but more likely he did it with a click baity title (strange I thought he didn't do that amirite guys?)

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They just talked about it on the That Being Said podcast. People are likely looking for info on the new Fallout 4 patch, then they see that clickbait title, only to get surprised that it's a pre-patch playthrough where the unsufferable host spents 10 minutes creating their character and 45 minutes looking and commenting on every pointless object in the normally 5 minute tutorial.
 
I still cannot believe he spent that much on a fucking middle condo unit. He could have gotten a 2.5ksqf in Texas at that point and it would have been detached and appreciated in value and been way easier to sell. I can't wait for him to actually get the Wakhando appraised it would lose a good chunk due to not modernizing. He was asked about selling the other week and he responded unusually saying "we can't at the moment" and not "no". I know for a while we have said you would have to pry his corpse from it but its an odd response for him because he is so predictable. What is the sqf on his current place?
 
So wtf is the big fucktard deal with this SUPERDOOOPERREDHAWTDAYONEKAHNTENT PATCH!!11!!!? I looked and it's just some shit about it runs at 60fps and some bug fixes and some free shit but no real story related content and in typical pigroach fashion it'll boil down to doing the same shit like in his replaying of dark souls and elden ring.
 
I still cannot believe he spent that much on a fucking middle condo unit. He could have gotten a 2.5ksqf in Texas at that point and it would have been detached and appreciated in value and been way easier to sell. I can't wait for him to actually get the Wakhando appraised it would lose a good chunk due to not modernizing. He was asked about selling the other week and he responded unusually saying "we can't at the moment" and not "no". I know for a while we have said you would have to pry his corpse from it but its an odd response for him because he is so predictable. What is the sqf on his current place?
Phil cant “bust his ass” mowing the lawn. He is a mature adult. He’s too busy
 
They just talked about it on the That Being Said podcast. People are likely looking for info on the new Fallout 4 patch, then they see that clickbait title, only to get surprised that it's a pre-patch playthrough where the unsufferable host spents 10 minutes creating their character and 45 minutes looking and commenting on every pointless object in the normally 5 minute tutorial.
Yeah Youtube is pushing Fallout stuff in the algorithm really really hard right now. He probably wound up on people's 'playing next' or something like that. That character creation screen is a giant face in the thumbnail which also draws clicks. Basically he stumbled into minor success completely by accident.

Given that he only made $20 in tips on that stream, I'm sure we're going to get an earful about it during the next board meeting, I mean podcast. Unprecedented amazing views, but where was the support guys?!
 
Yeah Youtube is pushing Fallout stuff in the algorithm really really hard right now. He probably wound up on people's 'playing next' or something like that. That character creation screen is a giant face in the thumbnail which also draws clicks. Basically he stumbled into minor success completely by accident.

Given that he only made $20 in tips on that stream, I'm sure we're going to get an earful about it during the next board meeting, I mean podcast. Unprecedented amazing views, but where was the support guys?!
He got like 70 something in super chats.

So wtf is the big fucktard deal with this SUPERDOOOPERREDHAWTDAYONEKAHNTENT PATCH!!11!!!? I looked and it's just some shit about it runs at 60fps and some bug fixes and some free shit but no real story related content and in typical pigroach fashion it'll boil down to doing the same shit like in his replaying of dark souls and elden ring.
That's basically it. That plus the Fallout tv series. What else is there to play? Suicide squad? Almost all games nowadays are total shit. Apparently 75% of playtime in 2023 on steam was 10 year old plus games. Modern games suck. Almost everyone's played BG3 and Helldivers is still popular, but people are burnt out on content for it.
 
So wtf is the big fucktard deal with this SUPERDOOOPERREDHAWTDAYONEKAHNTENT PATCH!!11!!!? I looked and it's just some shit about it runs at 60fps and some bug fixes and some free shit but no real story related content and in typical pigroach fashion it'll boil down to doing the same shit like in his replaying of dark souls and elden ring.
Phil thinks he's one of those channels like Digital Foundry showcasing tech specs and such when he literally only plays Consoles and needs his buttery smooth 60 FPS.
 
There is Palworld but he won't play that. He could play Stellar sexy ass but he is married
If I were Phil, I'd start playing Monster Hunter World in preparation for Wilds next year. He's always written off the series, but it's really popular, the game is super cheap (heck maybe on Gamepass), it has basically infinite content, and I think it would actually fit his stream schedule really well once he got in the groove of things. Plus we'd get juicy rage when he eventually hits a wall and fails a hunt after half an hour.
 
. Want the real cope? He lost it years ago, that's why he's locked into a middle-unit condo with an autistic horse and a declawed cat in a gated community. No friends, no Christmas with family, no traveling, reading books or even music to enrich his life. Only a nutcase lives like this willingly, that's our Phil.
He's the happiest he's ever been dude he said so himself!
 
He lives in the middle unit condo in a gated community, here's basically what his floor plan is.


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If this is anything to go by, he has a lot of space that he probably doesnt use or is basically empty. Then again wouldnt surprise me if he had any of the empty rooms filled with trash like that one room with the gamer statues and such. Honestly idk why would he live in such a big place when its only 2 people...then again he lives with his roommate. That condo looks like a place where you would live with an actual family.
 
Was it in Seattle or the Conneticut condo that a neighbor yelled at him through the wall?

I feel like it was the old CT Condo but it HAS happened before.
 
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