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Resunoit said:
Is there an archive of the original video from queerlybee?
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Why are you going to show it to Ethan Ralph so they can both experience staring lovingly into each others eyes (and also some other random part of the room) for the first time?
 
NoReturn said:
Apparently the game peaked at 232 players
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Yet it was somehow more successful than every Age of Shitmar game on Steam. That's not a hard thing to accomplish though.

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I have a feeling social justice 'tards are going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is what the audience wants and that their screeching means fuck all.
 
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marvlouslie said:
I have a feeling social justice 'tards are going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is what the audience wants and that their screeching means fuck all.
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Boycotting a Korean (literally subhuman) PS5 exclusive is by far the easiest decision of all time
Same with boycotting Helldivers 2 for their Chinese kernel-level anticheat, i.e. rootkit
 
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I dont know if this has been posted but this is funny as fuck
https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/are-you-smarter-than-a-gamergater/
Its so retarded that if you select a single wrong answer it quits the quiz and tells you youre a gamergater. If you want to see all the questions and answers, you have to select the npc response every single time, no alternatives.

Edit: LMAO
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The use of the word normal triggered me a bit there cause there is no normal. Normal is a fascist term.
 
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marvlouslie said:
I have a feeling social justice 'tards are going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is what the audience wants and that their screeching means fuck all.
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Single-player games will be attacked using 'either side' as a cudgel. "The game is woke, don't buy it!" or "Teh game has censorship, don't buy it!", are excuses used by media shills to try and put people off from enjoying single-player games.
Microsoft, EA, Acti, Ubislop, all of the biggest wankers pushing woke all hate single player games. I know ubislop is an Ass:creed machine, but their games are basically DLC versions of the previous copy+paste shitefest.
 
marvlouslie said:
I have a feeling social justice 'tards are going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is what the audience wants and that their screeching means fuck all.
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Its a PS5 exclusive. Anyone who doesn't own a PS5 (read: most gamers) is boycotting the game by default.
 
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marvlouslie said:
I have a feeling social justice 'tards are going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is what the audience wants and that their screeching means fuck all.
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I'm not paying 70 bucks for an censored game. Fuck Sony and fuck those chinks
 
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NoReturn said:
The trailer looks absolute dogshit. So much so I don't even feel like archiving it. Let it be lost to time.
Future people, imagine an ugly metroidvania. There, you've seen the trailer.
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Accurate, this appears to be every metroidvania in the past 10 years stapled together poorly.


marvlouslie said:
going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is
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Reason enough not to buy it is the fact you'd have to own a PS5. Which I'm never gonna do.
There are better games to support that can do pretty that aren't under sony's thumb.
 
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marvlouslie said:
I have a feeling social justice 'tards are going to try and use the censorship push for Stellar Blade to force the lot of us to boycott it. I've already seen a couple of posts regarding that, and it boggles the mind at how quickly the "Hard R" thing is getting people on our (alleged) side quick to jump on the boycott bandwagon. The censorship regarding that is already backfiring. Don't fall for it. Don't give in to the need to jump to boycott. We NEED this game to succeed. We need to show them that this is what the audience wants and that their screeching means fuck all.
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Don't be a dumb consoomer. "We" don't "NEED" this game to succeed. Sony do.

Buying it does show this is what you want. By buying the game after what's happened, it shows that you want is censorship. Sony has now developed a pattern. That being to lie in trailers (they did it with Last of Us 2 as well).
 
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