"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[JackoVerde]

Remember when Jim officially endorsed jimwalkers on his last stream.

 

[harmy.kook]

I've figured it out. Jim has COOTIES!

Nah, wifey drained him way too hard.

Compromised his immune system

 

[Tablet County]

Nah, wifey drained him way too hard.

Compromised his immune system

That's why you don't let the chinese communists steal your precious bodily fluids.

 

[Isaiah Praer]

Not necessarily (skin cancer being easy) if you get melanoma and it spreads, that shit can kill fast.

Squamous cell cancer might be one of the "easy" ones, but it can dig in enough to require reconstructive surgery along with the removal. So, yeah. Wear sunscreen!

Yeah blood cancers are no joke. They may have a high 5 year survival rate, but you spend those 5 years on chemo which makes you super ill. Metokur may even live to be old but that chemo is probably making him wish he could die.

It doesn't help that "blood cancer" is such a broad term that even the doom-and-gloom medical websites start talking in circles. If not chemo, it's "watchful waiting" to drive a person crazy. If not that, transfusions and infusions, maybe even therapies to fix what those break.

Maybe buy a Metokur hat to wear to all your own doctors' appointments!

I had cancer with a lower survival rate (Kidney cancer, 70%) but it was cut out early so I should have the full 70% chance...

Awesome! Here's to beating the odds!

 

[Maeis]

For those interested in classic Kumite-era Metokur, some guy on youtube has reuploaded a stream I have been looking for for years. It's not as amazing as I remember, but it had Metokur and friends react to the "I'm gonna pounce you" Dean Esmay furry. This probably isn't on any of the archives so grab it before YouTube (might) take it down.

One thing that I find very interesting, is when you find clips of Metokur's apperances on Killstreams or Kumites, Ralph and Donga are actually funny sometimes. They play well off Metokur and he leads them to tons of donations and shit. It's crazy to me how all of those IBS bros completely fucked their livelihoods up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dean Esmay

Holy shit, that name is a real blast from the past. I remember him being kind of based.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Holy shit, that name is a real blast from the past. I remember him being kind of based.

He had a moment of redemption when the Money Badgers went ballistic over some paranoid assumption that he had dirt on them.
The Metocast was pure autism though. Sudden spikes in sexual assaults and it couldn't possibly be connected to asylum seekers.

 

[Maeis]

He had a moment of redemption when the Money Badgers went ballistic over some paranoid assumption that he had dirt on them.
The Metocast was pure autism though. Sudden spikes in sexual assaults and it couldn't possibly be connected to asylum seekers.

The entire money badgers thing was so dumb. They had a legitimate grievance, being kicked out of a convention space because a feminist hated them, but then they decided to hijack the Kumite just to get their message out.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

So I found this in the middle of nowhere while watching old Jim videos
https://www.youtube.com/@MidLifeJim

The Jim Rap was pretty funny

 

[vettii]

I wrote a song about Jim's wife.

'Thick Girl', parody of Hall & Oat's 'Rich Girl'

Spoiler: lyrics

You’re a thick girl and your jaw’s too large but you know it don’t matter anyway
You will survive for the old man’s money, Jim’s gonna die, get the old man’s money
It’s a bitch girl, and you’ve grown too large but we know you’ll get fatter in a day
Yeah Jim’s money will let you get far, girl, let you get far

Don’t you know, that he’s old,
Barely breathing, and it’s so hard at the end of the show
And don’t you know the hour’s soon
That he’ll lay in gloom in the family tomb, like an anime room

You’re a thick girl and your jaw’s too large but you know it don’t matter anyway
You will survive for the old man’s money, Jim’s gonna die, get the old man’s money
It’s a bitch girl, and you’ve grown too large but we know you’ll get fatter in a day
Yeah his money gonna let you go far, girl, let you go far

Jim will die, don't you cry
Take it easy, you'll still find a credit card to swipe
And don't you know, cancer grows
And his eyes will close, and his limbs get cold, when he's losing his pulse

You’re a thick girl and your jaw’s too large but you know it don’t matter anyway
You will survive for the old man’s money, Jim’s gonna die, get the old man’s money
It’s a bitch girl, and you’ve grown too large but we know you’ll get fatter in a day
Yeah his money gonna let you go far, girl, let you go far

 

[darkprince56]

I have "The Ballad of Mister Metokur" posted (the original version) and I'll have to replace it with a censored version within a few days. Archive it if you want and follow Kill All Pedos on Odysee. I have other censored Kill All Pedos videos archived.

Aww you could make it unlisted for people like me who didn't see the original...

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Aww you could make it unlisted for people like me who didn't see the original...

Youtube will fuck you in the ass for saying bad words in unlisted videos too.

 

[the gouts]

jim stans just never fail to impress, do they? if these are the people i apparently have to associate with as a fan of metokur's then i want to renounce my jimitizenship.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the people i apparently have to associate with

This is the dumbest shit ever. Do people who act like it’s a requirement to “associate” with people on Discord or chats if they happen to share an enjoyment of someone’s output have literal autism? Have they never lived offline? All of the above?

 

[Isaiah Praer]

This is the dumbest shit ever. Do people who act like it’s a requirement to “associate” with people on Discord or chats if they happen to share an enjoyment of someone’s output have literal autism? Have they never lived offline? All of the above?

Spoiler: Chat, I don't know if you can handle, I mean, this might hurt, so I might as well rip the bandaid off this:

YES!

 

[the gouts]

This is the dumbest shit ever. Do people who act like it’s a requirement to “associate” with people on Discord or chats if they happen to share an enjoyment of someone’s output have literal autism? Have they never lived offline? All of the above?

if you are a fan of someone and engage with their content you inevitably interact with other fans. comment sections, livestream chats, this very forum. not a hard concept to grasp lol

 

[Never Scored]

if you are a fan of someone and engage with their content you inevitably interact with other fans. comment sections, livestream chats, this very forum. not a hard concept to grasp lol

I've been listening to Jim all the way back to the Internet Aristocrat days, and I've never done any of this shit. Can you not grasp the concept of "look at the poo, don't touch the poo"?

 

[Tablet County]

I've been listening to Jim all the way back to the Internet Aristocrat days, and I've never done any of this shit. Can you not grasp the concept of "look at the poo, don't pozload my neghole"?

I mean in this context the poo would be the people in this very thread as well.

 

[Never Scored]

I mean in this context the poo would be the people in this very thread as well.

Don't touch me.

 

[Nick Obre]

Lemme just sidestep this slapfight and point out that it's been a bit over a week since he posted anything to X or elsewhere (to my knowledge).

RIP Jim.