Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Been a while since I was single, and I know things are different.......but I'm pretty sure a "Hey good lookin'! I'm not bleeding from a period, it's because I got a new IUD. Wanna see?" isn't a great pickup line. Even if you are as SEXXXXAY as Anna.
I can smell every one of these declarations Sally Shine would definitely make.
 
LOL. Anna has no style.

Yes, she has certain color preferences, and certain types of garments look better on her than others, but her default setting is schlubbing around in athletic wear or baggy t-shirts, only bothering to dress better for a specific event, or for the camera. That is not style. And rearranging her hoodie so it's worn slightly off-shoulder, in a really impractical, annoying way that she'd have to constantly keep readjusting it, is not "making it her own," and showing off her "style," either.

She is just the biggest goddamned dork, and if she weren't such an unlikeable phony, I'd feel embarrassed for her.
 
I've always read that it's not the actual announcement but the ass pats you get from it that give you the dopamine. Either way, this has been a thing for decades and I'm not surprised that someone who lives their lives online would fall victim to it. (Although, fall victim might be the wrong phrase.. Anna is not stupid, it may be that she actually uses this to her benefit whether subconsciously or not. Like she knows she won't follow through but damn does it feel good to get all those "yass queen!" comments when she says she'll do a 10k 6 months from now.)



Lazy bitch didn't even clean the (different?) lipstick swatch off her hand. Such a type A you goise!

(edit: typo)
regarding the type A thing.

She mentioned she is type A on her travel vlog in reference to things being unexpected or not going her way.

She’s not type A in the sense of being organized, punctual and responsible. She uses Type A as a euphemism for the fact that when things don’t go according to her plan she melts down and probably acts like a bitch.
 
regarding the type A thing.

She mentioned she is type A on her travel vlog in reference to things being unexpected or not going her way.

She’s not type A in the sense of being organized, punctual and responsible. She uses Type A as a euphemism for the fact that when things don’t go according to her plan she melts down and probably acts like a bitch.
I've always read it as, "I have grandiose fantasies about myself, and thus am demanding and perfectionistic—not towards myself, and my own performance, but toward others. And I'm a raging bitch when those others fail to live up to the standards I've set for them."
 
regarding the type A thing.

She mentioned she is type A on her travel vlog in reference to things being unexpected or not going her way.

She’s not type A in the sense of being organized, punctual and responsible. She uses Type A as a euphemism for the fact that when things don’t go according to her plan she melts down and probably acts like a bitch.

Well, Type A and B are supposed to be on a continuum. But I agree that she is absolutely not organized or concerned with time management. I am (supposedly) Type A and watching her be unorganized, sloppy and late gives me a migraine every time.

However, Type As are known to be in denial of reality sometimes and Anna is pretty much in denial about everything in her life, so that would definitely fit Type A. And she is def not a Type B, or C or D. Asshole personality fits her best.
 
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"Protein pizza", my ass. God, I hate the protein people.
It’s not even a “protein pizza” it’s merely an easy make crust. As for the choice of a Greek yoghurt (for additional protein), all of the recipes I’ve seen for the easy dough actually require Greek yoghurt. I believe it’s to do with the rise of the dough because there’s no yeast.
 
I've always read it as, "I have grandiose fantasies about myself, and thus am demanding and perfectionistic—not towards myself, and my own performance, but toward others. And I'm a raging bitch when those others fail to live up to the standards I've set for them."
Anna reminds me of the type of person who'd visit someone else's house and give them absolute shit after she uses the bathroom and there's a single random fleck of toothpaste on the mirror in an otherwise immaculate room, meanwhile her own house looks like a garbage dump. She'd call herself a perfectionist, but in reality she's a garden variety control freak who expects things from others that she wouldn't give herself.
 
Data looks so sad and depressed. Everything about his body language says that he hates how Fatso is so herky jerky and loud. He hates when she lifts him off his feet.
These fat bitches make me MATI when it comes to their treatment of animals.
His ears look greasy.
What's the penalty for dognapping in Texas I wonder?
 
I've always read it as, "I have grandiose fantasies about myself, and thus am demanding and perfectionistic—not towards myself, and my own performance, but toward others. And I'm a raging bitch when those others fail to live up to the standards I've set for them."
So...

A stinking, festering, Leona Helmsley.

If Leona was a bloated tick.
 
I’ve never been a dog person; cats stole my soul before I could walk but I get inordinately furious at the way she speaks of and treats Data.

He’s a living being who looks to her for his wants and needs. She accords him zero respect or dignity and that’s flat out wrong.

She doesn’t deserve any type of companion animal,
 
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