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[TyrasGuard]

"Cumming with a pussy"

Do people actually talk like this outside of porn?

I think this is exclusively a hentai kind of thing. A lot of dialog in those is about the characters explaining what is currently drilling them.

 

[FinnSven]

eunuch posture are here for good.

Right, its well established that the Eunuch hump is common in troons because they are literally Eunuchs and suffer the same skeletal problems and growths.

Won't this cause Kevvie's implants to sag horribly?
If he is hunched forward all the time, surely his moobs will end up like two literal pendulums swinging from his chest.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm imagining being some poor receptionist at a Holiday Inn somewhere and having to kill Kevin by pushing him off a third-story balcony, or slipping cyanide into his room service mashed potatoes to fulfill my evil Kiwi duty. Like a really gay version of Hitman

Aw, man, now I wish Null had made secret society Kiwi rings instead of silver rounds.

If this website is engendering the fear that people might notice if you act like a dumbass in public, and dumbasses are tempering their behavior because of it, that seems like an awfully positive review of Kiwifarms dot net.

 

[Oxyjen]

I wish we had some lodges though. It would be fun to anonymously drink scotch, smoke cigars and ree at each other IRL.

We coulda had the perfect lodge for about 300k, I’m not bitter though.

Loving the latest Kevin medical arc, we are so back.

 

[AnOminous]

I think this is exclusively a hentai kind of thing. A lot of dialog in those is about the characters explaining what is currently drilling them.

Troon are such utterly disgusting, subhuman, filthy creatures.

 

[stupid frog]

I love when Kevin thinks he's gonna change.

- I will dilate!
- I will voice train too!
- Maybe I'll learn make up!!!!

lol, show us your make up, king (he won't try until FFS)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In which Kevin discovers multi-tasking just before age 37.

You can watch movies on days other than your birthday. Little life hack.

Well another mistake is we are out to murder lolcows.

We are not. Who would produce milk if all these Troons died?

Their baffling ignorance and willful intent to ruin their own lives is amusing.

It’s not worth killing them over.

Stop thinking of it rationally, think of it like they do. You would never mock something you like, therefore you must hate it and things you hate you want gone and if they're people you want them dead.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

FFS.
A reminder of what he looks like.

FFS.
A reminder of what he looks like.

Oh? Look at the TransSalamander FFS (Fictional Female Self) Spring 2024 Reissue Trio I just got. Each Kevie has a uniquely ugly face and his own signature nose ring-- and nose size!

Left to right: High Voltage Hairline Kevin w/ AmpedUp! AmHole (Dr Frankenstein collection), Scowls 'n' Jowls (The Many Moods of Mr Gibes series), and Peaches and Cream (Smirk Smoothie gift set)

You can see the discrepancies and imagine how hard his fat fingers applied all those filters. Kevin is totally unprepared to be realistic about any of this and is still in his à la carte body part mindset. He's excited about FFS but gets blasé when asked for details, replying he doesn't know what procedures he wants and saying of his surgeon "I want him to kinda take the lead on this."

Spoiler: reposted from Kazuhiro because it's so uppity

Graciously allowing Dutiful Servant, M.D. some latitude? This seems more like Kevin asking the waiter for recommendations because he's too lazy to read the menu. He'll be sending his face back to OR in exasperation saying "this isn't what I ordered!" Bon appétit Kevie

Just remember everybody, the center Kevin is closest to reality. He's got a lardy head and crude, heavy looking features which will require bone removal for any sort of de-masculinization to happen. Mr Liz Fong Jones is of this same troglodyte troon phenotype and Kevin can look forward to similar results.

 

[Aunt Carol]

lol, show us your make up, king (he won't try until FFS)

It's so strange that Kevin puts no effort whatsoever into his "female presentation," but then pays people for surgery to make him look more female. (Honorary mention to his piercer, too.)

The taxpayer is footing the bill for his chameleon-eyed breasts and his facial surgery to come, but during all these years and years of waiting Kevin couldn't mail order a pair of falsies or, pick up some eyeliner to experiment with on one of their Target runs?

If you're trying to get Medicare to cover your knee replacement, you first have to demonstrate that your knee is still hurting after PT, weight loss and redlining on NSAIDs. Trans? Naw, you don't even have to talk to a psychologist more than once. Kevin wants his face to look different, more ladylike... a woman might try following a few makeup tutorials and see if anything clicks. Lord Kevin is enabled straight to the most invasive, most expensive solution possible.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The taxpayer is footing the bill for his chameleon-eyed breasts and his facial surgery to come, but during all these years and years of waiting Kevin couldn't mail order a pair of falsies or, pick up some eyeliner to experiment with on one of their Target runs?

He doesn't realize makeup can just be as collectible and hoardable and gloatanle as toys. Because he doesn't hang out with women or on online's women spaces. And no show to binge for it.

 

[kazuhiro]

Uh, Kevin, dinosaurs cannot consent.

Tits.

Pussy.

(He can't even get an atrophied dick in that thing.)
FFS.

Spoiler: Other stuff

Last post-op appointment, before the next revision.

"Sister polyamory."



Never left the Internet since his teens. This explains a lot.

Queerness.

People's Joker.



Kevin shows empathy and concern for a dear friend.



And a repost.

 

[Oxyjen]

Graciously allowing Dutiful Servant, M.D. some latitude? This seems more like Kevin asking the waiter for recommendations because he's too lazy to read the menu. He'll be sending his face back to OR in exasperation saying "this isn't what I ordered!" Bon appétit Kevie

He says this while simultaneously still complaining that his tit surgeon took too much control over the decision made for that op. This is going to be a disaster.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The taxpayer is footing the bill for his chameleon-eyed breasts and his facial surgery to come,

Workers of America particularly the state of Colorado...this is your money you earn getting sucked out of your paychecks! You work your fingers to the bone while food and housing prices skyrocket and yet this undersmench grows fatter and more surgically altered everyday?

Uh, Kevin, dinosaurs cannot consent.
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Do you think that matters to someone like kevin?

Tits.
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Pussy.
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(He can't even get an atrophied dick in that thing.)
FFS.

he's talking about his neovagina like it's a new car even though it's far from new. The damn things closed up on him multiple times already hasn't it?

 

[FinnSven]

Do you think that matters to someone like kevin?

Yeah but would it matter to the dinosaurs?

If a time portal opened and kev went on a Dino rape spree, the dinosaurs would simply crush or eat him.

They are large animals with massive bones. He is a fat shit who sits on his arse and eats god awful junk.

He couldn’t rape an alpaca, let alone a massive lizard.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Yeah but would it matter to the dinosaurs?

If a time portal opened and kev went on a Dino rape spree, the dinosaurs would simply crush or eat him.

They are large animals with massive bones. He is a fat shit who sits on his arse and eats god awful junk.

He couldn’t rape an alpaca, let alone a massive lizard.

It's the principle of the thing. Kevin wishes he could screw anything with a pulse (he thankfully can't anymore) amd doesn't care what it is even something that hasn't existed on our planet for 65 million years

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Stop thinking of it rationally, think of it like they do. You would never mock something you like, therefore you must hate it and things you hate you want gone and if they're people you want them dead.

I wanted to come back to this because I think there's another fundamental mistake that people like Kevin cannot comprehend as shown by his aggressive boasting when he thought the Kiwi Farms was done for good and his gleeful wishing that our lives were forever ruined, us trapped forever in poverty and our families disowning us. For making fun of him.

Kevin cannot comprehend that many people here do not actually want bad things to happen to him, that they want him to be happy. Not as Kevin but as a human being. Kevin getting better would be "bad" for us but we would not lament it being good for a human being. The position is rather not that Kevin is bad but that Kevin is wrong. That Kevin thinks he's doing things that will make him happier and things better for him but he's obviously not and will only suffer misfortune and disappointment. That's the crux of part of the humor. Kevin by and large is not intelligent enough to understand the complexity of this type of thought. The hope that things go wrong for Kevin, or rather the prediction, is about the "character" of Kevin not Kevin as a human being.

Kevin cannot separate these things, there is no duality of man or really anything at all for Kevin. Which is ironic for a self-proclaimed communist but I'll digress on that point. In Kevin's mind, mocking or "rejecting" in any way Kevin the character is rejecting Kevin's humanity. In truth, it's actually an engagement with humanity and an appreciation of Kevin as an distinct individual human.

Kevin's inability to comprehend things means that he sees being called wrong as moral condemnation. These are not two separate things to him. There is not being called wrong in hopes of improving him or things. Kevin can only focus on the being called wrong part, not the optimistic potential of better things that error shows the way forward about. This is very common among troons and underpins their logic about the necessity of the gender change that they believe is the only factor leading others to not worship them. Positron posted in Zach's thread what I think is a perfect illustration of this, the rigid binary thinking of there only being good/moral and bad/immoral rather than the possibility of error:


Kevin assumes everything in this thread must be against Kevin because none of it is for Kevin as Kevin interprets what should be for Kevin. So AnOminous wishing ill on Kevin for being disgusting or people laughing about the amhole falling apart and closing up or the scientifically proven dialectic of history that Kevin does not have sex is all completely the same as people pointing out Kevin's tweets that get him in trouble or Kevin's/The Tranch's wastes of money or the filth constantly accumulating around Kevin. But none of this actually rejects Kevin's humanity because it is specific to Kevin. And that's what drives Kevin's pure hatred of us and his desire for actual horrific things to happen to us. Because Kevin wants control over others. He's the kid who demands you play the way he wants and invents new rules to manipulate the game in his favor. This is why he trooned out, it was an attempt to control things rather than accept himself for who he is something he continues to reject more than any of us reject him as a human being.

And so rejecting Kevin as Kevin desires denies Kevin control of your opinion of Kevin, the narc injury of that is what drives Kevin to his rage and spite but also to his obsession with changing cosmetic features about himself. He doesn't question if it's possible that he might not actually be able to control everyone, no, the problem must be that he hasn't done a minor cosmetic tweak to himself that causes you to fall in line completely with his wishes. Rather than accept that life is not something that he can wield personal control over, and become comfortable in that reality, Kevin regresses into an infantile stage where he projects the responsibility for control onto others then faults them for failing to achieve the standards he demands but doesn't share upfront. Then because he's a misogynist he externalizes all this into a conception of the nature of womanhood that simply inverts his own insecurity about what he conceives as the nature of manhood and how he falls short of it.

Also, he's fat.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

@Oxyjen, I was stopped lurking here for a while and missed out on Kevin's baps acquisition saga. I wanted to see who in the medical community was bold enough to defy Kevin...

Eduardo Gonzalez Berreda, MD

WOW. This heavily plasticized chad not only told Kevin he couldn't have massive mommy milkers, he even said that doing so would be unfair to real women. Now I see where that uncharacteristic touch of circumspection is coming from. After a lackluster AmHole revision and the wickedness of Dr No, Kevie may be feeling a touch less confident about his latest surgery. He seems to be having more fun with his voice therapist who is a woman and (if we believe Kevin) giving him the praise, enabling, and reassurance he wants. In comparison FFS looks less tempting.

But I'm sure the consult will be fun for everyone

 

[stupid frog]

He says this while simultaneously still complaining that his tit surgeon took too much control over the decision made for that op. This is going to be a disaster.

I knoooow, how exciting... aside from the waste of money.

 

[kazuhiro]

Seeing Kevin out-and-about in the wild must be quite... disconcerting.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Tits are now healed.

The quiet parts out loud.

Radical politics Kev is my favorite Kev.

"An incurable case of constant WAP."

"Lesbian daddies," beware.

Bemme.

Hormones.


Cultural imperialism.




Kevin's attempts at sexual flirting are almost completely sexless. Like he's just going through the motions for show.





Abbott and Costello if they were perverts.





Another new hole.


Arts & culture.



Sallie May is a trans character.

 

[Oxyjen]

Another new hole.

Am hole(s).

Then because he's a misogynist he externalizes all this into a conception of the nature of womanhood that simply inverts his own insecurity about what he conceives as the nature of manhood and how he falls short of it.

Incredible post, bravo.