Taylor Swift - Love her, hate her, discuss her. We have a Swifties thread in Community Watch.

[Alex Hogendorp]

No, pop music was super fun and diverse up until, like, 2016 when top 40 radio went to shit. These days the situation's gotten so dire I can't name a single song that's charting. I don't know whether to blame Spotify or TikTok or if it's just evil moon spirits sucking the joy out of everything again.

Of course that Foster The People song about shooting up a school is super fun indeed.

 

[AgendaPoster]

People still unironically discussing this swiftyslop goymush?

 

[Random Internet Person]

People still unironically discussing this swiftyslop goymush?

What do you suggest we discuss instead? Judas Priest?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Well it just so happens that there are female Rammstein fans. At least they don't just write breakup songs with pop culture references. That's why I usually fuck with the juggalos cuz at least their music is something that none of the normies could ever take in.

And there's also many men who like Taylor Swift. Doesn't mean that her music is targeting men. Same as Rammstein isn't targeting women as their main demographic. How do you not get this? lmao. Thinking everything in the world needs to be catering your specific taste is juvenile, but I guess there's lots of manchildren who don't want teenage girls to enjoy things that they deemed stupid. Grow the fuck up and stop crying.

 

[MajinGoku]

And there's also many men who like Taylor Swift. Doesn't mean that her music is targeting men. Same as Rammstein isn't targeting women as their main demographic. How do you not get this? lmao. Thinking everything in the world needs to be catering your specific taste is juvenile, but I guess there's lots of manchildren who don't want teenage girls to enjoy things that they deemed stupid. Grow the fuck up and stop crying.

No one cares about the fans of Doja cat or Olivia Rodrigo and other artists who appeal to women. The reason people care about taylor swift is that she created a cult of literal children who practically worship her.

 

[Dancefloor Muthafucka!]

It makes me a little sad to hear how shitty this album sounds. It sucks to see her just try and use shock value or whatever the hell she’s attempting by singing stuff like “Your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her” from fortnight, and as previously mentioned before in the thread, “I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists and getting married off for the highest bid” from I hate it here. She needs therapy in my opinion. Barely any of this album is about her current guy if anything. Its mainly about the guy from the 1975 she had a fling with.

 

[AgendaPoster]

What do you suggest we discuss instead? Judas Priest?

Cannibal Corpse or Napalm Death IMO

No one cares about the fans of Doja cat or Olivia Rodrigo and other artists who appeal to women.

I ackshually despise those too, sue me
Soon:
"You have been threadbanned from Taylor Swift/The Swifties thread"
So I do want to apologize in advance!

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I know several middle aged white women who are obsessed with Tay Tay, and they also all have aphantasia.

Spoiler: Bonus hating on that faggot John Green

This is a published author who does have some overlap with the Swiftie demographic

 

[Shekelslovakia]

I know several middle aged white women who are obsessed with Tay Tay, and they also all have aphantasia.

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Spoiler: Bonus hating on that faggot John Green

This is a published author who does have some overlap with the Swiftie demographic
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Is it that kind of weird that almost all of Taylor Swift's fans look almost identical. They look like the kind of wallflower, generic looking, pudgy face, that you see shopping at Walmart and Target. The total NPC mindset ones.

 

[pork and beans]

It makes me a little sad to hear how shitty this album sounds

i guess that’s what happens when you get set on releasing two hour albums every year.

i think the best thing to come out if it are those parody videos of people reading the shitty lyrics like an MF Doom song. It almost makes them funny

They look like the kind of wallflower, generic looking, pudgy face, that you see shopping at Walmart and Target.

it’s crazy because they look like that even in countries where Walmarts aren’t a thing. I know exactly what you mean.

I ackshually despise those too, sue me

Olivia Rodrigo is really boring and I can’t understand why people praise her for all the abortion stuff. Whether you are for or against abortion, you gotta admit it’s a little weird.

some early Doja Cat tracks were pretty catchy and poppy. But then she went viral after that 2018 album and the Albums she released after that were really boring and not worth listening to IMO

 

[AgendaPoster]

Olivia Rodrigo is really boring and I can’t understand why people praise her for all the abortion stuff. Whether you are for or against abortion, you gotta admit it’s a little weird.

some early Doja Cat tracks were pretty catchy and poppy. But then she went viral after that 2018 album and the Albums she released after that were really boring and not worth listening to IMO

I'm just allergic to pop and anything milquetoast. Is it aggressive? No? Is it edgy? No? Are the lyrics psychotic and filled with rage, or shitpoasty? No? Are the people at concerts high and moshing or dancing for hours in a trance? No?
Than basically fuck off with your sleep inducing "music".
Without the slightest of exaggerations, I literally dumped girlfriends because of their musical tastes. Worst were Latino listeners. You have no fucking idea the tragedy and tears I've had to witness after it came out Ricky Martin was gay - years after I told her "this dude takes it up his butt - NO YOU'RE JEALOUS CAUSE HE HAS BIGGER MUSCLES!!!".
Fine. Off you go lmao.

 

[pork and beans]

I'm just allergic to pop and anything milquetoast

I would say that not all pop music is milquetoast, or at least, not the same degree of milauetostness lol, but I absolutely agree.

to be mediocre is way worse than being bad. I can respect making a shit song but there’s really nothing humane about commercial forgettable slop done solely for the shekels

Without the slightest of exaggerations, I literally dumped girlfriends because of their musical tastes.

based. I unironically would not get involved with someone whose musical taste I think is bad

 

[AgendaPoster]

I Unironically would not get involved with someone whose musical taste I think is bad

I would and proudly will!

 

[Cactus Concerto]

The worst thing about this album is that it could have been listenable. If Florence + The Machine sang the entirety of it and injected the lyrics with more life than Swift's limp fisted poetry slam one-liners.

Also, what did Charlie Puth do to you, Taylor? She praised him; did he give her the good fuck or something?

 

[Random Internet Person]

The worst thing about this album is that it could have been listenable. If Florence + The Machine sang the entirety of it and injected the lyrics with more life than Swift's limp fisted poetry slam one-liners.

Also that title: The Tortured Poets Department. How tryhard pretentious, “I’m 14 and this is deep” can you get? Fuck me.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All I want to say is that it’s kind of ironic to call your album “The Tortured Poets Department”, yet Taylor Swift is literally a billionaire off of making re-issues and covers of famous songs about your break ups, while your own fans inflated your break ups for the sake of wanting more gossip on your album instead of hearing the quality of the music.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ah, this bitch.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Ah, this bitch.

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The day that this narcissistic egotistical cunt of a human being is found dead next to a jar of tablets will be the day that humanity can finally recover. Fuck Taylor Swift and fuck her music.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Taylor Swift fans are NPCs.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Taylor Swift fans are NPCs.

The way they always buy her shit certainly seems like it.