Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

Last time on Gater Ball Z, Ethan, Malin, and Shane went to C2E2 looking for a fight. With expectations for confrontation high, the fighters stormed into the heart of the convention, eager to find worthy adversaries among the colorful cosplayers and passionate fans.

But to their dismay, the convention hall proved devoid of anyone who gave them a second glance. Despite the thick comic book appreciator funk in the air, Ethan, Malin, and Shane found themselves facing an unexpected dilemma: a lack of opponents to test their drama farming against.

Disheartened yet undeterred, the trio decided to venture outside in search of battle. However, in a stroke of fate, they stumbled upon a boomer friendly bar nestled in the city's embrace, its neon sign a beacon of refuge in the bustling, unfeeling streets.

As they settled into their seats, the camaraderie between Ethan, Malin, and Shane felt strained until their conversation shifted from the pursuit of battle to the nostalgic reminiscence of past triumphs. But amidst the laughter and tales of yelling at people on the internet, a poignant realization began to take root in their minds... They're fat.
 
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Grunka Lunka said:
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Yeah, Dillard, Ethan never said you were “destitute”. He said you & your family had been “living in poverty” for months and were starving to death. Completely different.

Anyone going on a stream with this gaslighting windbag would be wise to search KF‘s comicsgate thread & come in equipped. “Oh, you never said I was destitute? Then what is (powerpoint) all of this? Your jedi mind tricks won’t work on me, boy.”


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I just want a full maximum chaos, Ethan gets tazed and actually arrested and prosecuted for criminal trespassing, any money he can gain from superberries, will not amount to much compared to all the hospital fees and legal fees he will have to pay
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Fatso goes to event to make a scene for drama farming, gets tased, has another heart attack, expires as zoomer cosplayers & furries huddle over him recording it on their phones. I could definitely see that being the poetic end of ComicsLate.
 
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WanTuTreeForr said:
Looks up who owns the CW
Looks up who owns Rippaverse

Rippa is so stupid and his fans are so dumb. This guy cant even make his very first live action trailer, EVER, better than a syndicated network television channel that has billion dollar owners, and hundreds of established IPs attached to it with creators and directors who have decades of television experience. If Rippa isn't getting a full on MCU level live action movie installments with a full scale 20 episode 3d animated cartoon then wtf is he even doing. Who was the dummy honestly expecting any of this live action shit to better than the companies who can afford to spend 6 figures on just sets and lights? Guys, you are allowed to suck lol. Matter of fact, its actually preferable to be bad early in your career simply because you don't want to be going through those same experiences when you are 30+ years into it like EVS. You don't want to be that old, that established, that late into your career, and learning lessons that are being taught to your local high school baseball team. Basic shit like "The best ability is availability" or my personal favorite "Don't spend all day on the internet!!!"
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You do know filmmakers made this right? There is no excuse to suck if your job is to make films
 
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Grunka Lunka said:
Hypothetically, I think EVS will try to punch, start a verbal fight, or just get seen by Mark Waid. Which will make it so he gets kicked out by security. Am sure that will be enough to get people to throw money at him like the dirty drama whore he is for months. Because he's the victim.
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A confrontation with Mark Brooks would be interesting too, I want to see 2 fat fucks screaming at eachother in real time, not behind a you tube screen.
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Here ya go boys, let the memes flow
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Awesome work!
Is it just me or does Jon Malin look Like Liam Grey in this pic?
 
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Malin has already been caught by security. And immediately upon being escorted to the exit, he looks at the 4-5 security guards and goes "Im a conservative, you know whats happening here right?..............Yeah im a Trump support :/" LMAOOOO

Edit: After all the crying, the security guards allowed him to stay. Thank god him and his chat went on a rant about C2E2 not respecting conservatives, ect. ect, Like a fat overweight child who was finally allowed to eat ice cream for dinner, CG celebrates being allowed to be a customer at a con.

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WanTuTreeForr said:
Malin has already been caught by security. And immediately upon being escorted to the exit, he looks at the 4-5 security guards and goes "Im a conservative, you know whats happening here right?..............Yeah im a Trump support :/" LMAOOOO

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I keep on thinking “these are grown men.”

What absolute faggots. The think they’re white Rosa Parks.
 
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WanTuTreeForr said:
Malin has already been caught by security. And immediately upon being escorted to the exit, he looks at the 4-5 security guards and goes "Im a conservative, you know whats happening here right?..............Yeah im a Trump support :/" LMAOOOO

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Livestreaming or any other recording is prohibited at C2E2. I suspect that's why he's being removed.

D. No Recordings Permitted by Participants
Participant acknowledges that all media rights to the Event are explicitly reserved and retained by Management. As such,
Participant agrees not to record, to use any flash photography, or to make any live broadcasts or use any live streaming
apps during any Event Features, unless Participant has first received express written permission from Management. No
photographs and/or film/video footage of the Event may be provided to or sold to third parties without Management’s
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Livestreaming or any other recording is prohibited at C2E2. I suspect that's why he's being removed.



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Not only that, he purposely went into areas at the con that have signs all over the place that say "PLEASE NO FILMING" and he said "nobody gives a shit" and 1 minute later, the security guards wanted to have a talk with him lol. So yeah thats probably what it was about. But REJOICE CULTURE WARRIORS, CG HAS WON AGAIN!! Lmaoo
 
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WanTuTreeForr said:
Not only that, he purposely went into areas at the con that have signs all over the place that say "PLEASE NO FILMING" and he said "nobody gives a shit" and 1 minute later, the security guards wanted to have a talk with him lol. So yeah thats probably what it was about. But REJOICE CULTURE WARRIORS, CG HAS WON AGAIN!! Lmaoo
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Almost like he got thrown out on purpose.... gee...
 
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He is still walking around with the camera pointed at his Hobo beard, no eyebrow face rambling like a lunatic. If I was at that con I would be asking security if they can make sure that stinky homeless man has a pass? if not can you escort him out he is frightening my kids.
 
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WanTuTreeForr said:
Malin has already been caught by security. And immediately upon being escorted to the exit, he looks at the 4-5 security guards and goes "Im a conservative, you know whats happening here right?..............Yeah im a Trump support :/" LMAOOOO

Edit: After all the crying, the security guards allowed him to stay. Thank god him and his chat went on a rant about C2E2 not respecting conservatives, ect. ect, Like a fat overweight child who was finally allowed to eat ice cream for dinner, CG celebrates being allowed to be a customer at a con.
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Remember this next time EVS and Malin start yammering about how other YouTubers are just grifters.

I hope Malin changes his name to John Martyr and EVS streams a whole ceremony where he pins medals of honor and bravery on him. And then EVS gives a speech about how he and Malin are the Real Heroes out there on the Front Lines of Freedom unlike Eric July and all those other more successful YouTubers. "Please, won't you support a Fallen Veteran? Pledge your Trumpbucks to Graveyard Shift."
 
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Stupor Mario said:
Remember this next time EVS and Malin start yammering about how other YouTubers are just grifters.

I hope Malin changes his name to John Martyr and EVS streams a whole ceremony where he pins medals of honor and bravery on him. And then EVS gives a speech about how he and Malin are the Real Heroes out there on the Front Lines of Freedom unlike Eric July and all those other more successful YouTubers. "Please, won't you support a Fallen Veteran? Pledge your Trumpbucks to Graveyard Shift."
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"NO SUPERCHATS, NO PEACE! NO SUPERCHATS, NO PEACE! NO SUPERCHATS, NO PEACE!"
 
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BREAKING NEWS
While wandering the convention floor, with all the vigor of a wet noodle, Jon Malin was abruptly CONGA LINED by a security group of Vin Diesel impersonators. However, instead of bringing up family, they brought Jon Malin to the emergency exits at the back of the convention center.



Perhaps it was the smell of "fresh" nachos nearby, in the eleventh hour of second breakfast that changed the hearts of the Mister Clean convention security team. Frank, a friendly Chicago muscle for hire interrupts Malin's plea to the working man, the true salt of America; with news that he is free to wander the con aimlessly once more. However, not one to take good news in stride, Malin insists his temporary detainment at Prison del Nachos is the handiwork of C2E2 vice president Kristina Rogers! Frank responds to this accusation with a pregnant pause and: "I don't know who that is." said with the tone of a man all too familiar with the scent of "That's not good enough, I want more confrontation."



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Why does this have so much "I am at the airport in NYC and Pantsu has run off with my baby" energy?
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At least he changed the color of his beard dye to something more natural.

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[During the pre-race livestream last week he did say he was going to Dover instead of Chicago]

The Dover ARCA race is actually in 2 hours (5pm ET). Pole qualifying is happening right now. The entry list only shows 24 cars.

EDIT: Practice times are in. Coom did poorly in 17th place out of 23, 2.6 secs and 16mph off the lead on a 1-mile track. He only ran 12 laps too, less than half of those faster than him: https://www.arcaracing.com/2024/04/26/practice-results-general-tire-150-at-dover-motor-speedway/

EDIT2: At least he qualified. 17th out of 24: https://www.arcaracing.com/2024/04/26/qualifying-results-general-tire-150-at-dover-motor-speedway/

I feel another bigtime Top 20 coming! Hopefully! Those times are pretty shit, that car is hot garbage.
 
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